Times must be getting bad!

That sucks and reminds me I need to stop by Pep Boys and buy a locking gas cap

Ditto. I keep forgetting that.

Sorry about your battery, OP. :(

Relax douche, I only borrowed your stinking battery, how else was I suppose to go pick up my Gubment check ?

I'll put it back in tonite.

Your woman is hot BTW, she let me peep through the window.

Most cars you can't siphon out of from the gas cap. I think the new thing there is to use a punch and knock a hole in your tank. Seen that.

wire it up to the grid

and so it begins...

I had a brain fart and thought there are only 2 places in town that buy batteries....so I go visit them....one of the places is a real seedy recycling place....there was one of the batteries taken about 3 weeks ago....a dead one.
I know damn well they have the others put away out of sight.

From past experience I've seen that if I don't worry and get all pissed, the cosmos will deal a terribly heinous blow to the perpetrators. That's what I'm going to do....be happy, let the chips fall where they might!

The End

Last Edited by SPUD on 04/15/2011 02:10 PM

That is what you should do. Then find a way to protect your batteries. I was just reading how lucrative a business stealing batteries is now because of how much they pay. I was thinking this was going to be a big mistake and lead to people stealing other's batteries. I was right unfortunately.