Underground Bunker Laughs

Hey,

1. What would it take for us to *Trick* the elite obligarchs of this world into their bunkers for 1000's of years?

2. What are good ways to boobee trap bunkers, so that when the inbred families finally walk about, years, decades, or thousands of years later, they might have a hard time leaving?

3. What are good ways to shut down bunkers with people hiding in them?

4. Are there ways to courentine elite bunkers for 1000's of years, and to declare them national parks, while life still goes on as normal? I mean wouldn't we want to protect this rare and endangered form of life?

5. Are there ways to intimidate and communicate with people in bunkers electronically?

6. Would it be considered terrorism to sabotage an underground bunker, when the elites left us to die?

7. Do you think it is possible that a lot of elites that have been offered seats in underground bunkers, have been lied to?

8. Do they have enough tradespeople with "skills" to keep these bunkers up and running, from cooks to plumbers? I mean I havent' seen any garages, workshops, or toolcribs for problem solving.. have you? or do people just buy bunkers "as is?" and expect to live in them hastle free? are our leaders that myopic about us that they can't even look after themselves? do rich people buy private bunkers and expect to live in them without any trade skills?

9. After a revolution, might it be possible to put barb wire fences to keep bunker people in, and to name them as prison penetentries?

10. can we nut outwit those fucks?