radioactive reality

i'm in oregon, and am monitoring events. here are some actual FACTS:
1. the map showing 750 rads hitting our west coast is total bullshit.
2. i do have 2 bottles of KI in stock, but it is only good for radioactive iodine, not other hot isotopes, but better than nothing.
3. most radioactive isotopes decay at 50% every 24 hours, so if 750 rads left japan 10 days ago, it would be not much upon arrival here, so the stay indoors for 3 weeks is bullshit too.
most fallout maps and programs are based on nuke missile hits, with the usual mushroom cloud, sending tons of radioactive fallout up high enough to enter the jet stream, and therefor travel across the ocean, but most of these local gas leaks will not rise high enough to enter the jet stream, so no big deal.
4. duct tape is handy for many things, including panic sex!