SUPER OFFICIAL: Should We Stay or Should We Go POLL (updated)

POLL: To Stay or To Go
Heck to the yeah... Beam me ^UP^ !!!
Hell to the no... I ain't leaving Earth, Mama G rocks!!
You know, I have NO idea.
I'll stay with my stuff, thank you very much~
I'll go... but only if forced :(
None of the Above options are even worth considering
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IF We are given the choice between getting onto ET ships or hanging with Mama G (in the unlikely event of a full on global destructive scenario)...

What would you choose...and why?

An upfront "thanks for your two cents" guys!