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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 942612 United States 02/08/2011 10:35 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Pro Sports Sports. Oh, the list is endless, but here's a few things worthy of venomous disdain. What the fuck is up with people yelling "We won" when a pro club wins a game? Who the fuck is "we"? As if those people playing the game have any more loyalty to you than a used car salesman has. I can understand Aggies yelling "we won" after Texas A&M whips somebody's ass, and I can understand high school kids and parents yelling "we won" after a game. They have some investment in the team. They know these players. They are a part of the organization that fields this team, but when Joe the tire guy yells for a bunch of millionaire assholes who's idea of "team" is "which salary cap would I feel comfortable under" I look at him with the same quizzical and stunned look that I give fucks who protest against Disney for being the anti-Christ. What the fuck is it with players always thanking Jesus for winning the game? Just fucking once I'd love to see a god damned worthless mother fucker who's only claim to fame is being freakishly good at some fucking completely and totally useless activity like football, stand up in front of the reporters in the locker room and say "We would have won, but God made me drop the ball at the seven yard line." "Yeah, we woulda won, but Jesus tripped me up and made me fumble." "I guess Jesus wanted the other team to win more than he wanted us to win." What the fuck is up with the salaries? Some fuckwad, who, if not for baseball, would be hard pressed to hold down a fucking job at Burger King on the night shift, gets paid a hundred times more than the people we entrust our children's futures to? We pay our teachers less than baseball players pay their fucking maids and then people have the fucking unmitigated gaul to throw their hands up in dismay at the horrid state of our public education system. These mother fuckers are not gods, they are not celebrities, and their opinions on just about anything don't mean shit. Just because they are seven feet tall and can put a ball through a round hoop does not mean that anybody should bother to stick a microphone in their face and ask them questions. The mere fact that anybody listens to anything that comes out their mouths and gives it any more weight than the opinion of the guy at the gas station is evidence of our nation's obsession with worthless shit. Here's some shit I'd like to see on Sports fucking Center just one fucking time... "Law enforcement officials arrested another multi-million dollar a year sports hero athlete today for aggravated and violent offenses. In related issues, the athlete's home town high school drafted a "Ms. Johnson" for it's badly underdeveloped educational curriculum. Reliable sources expect Ms. Johnson to sign a record breaking contract of at least 30 thousand a year with no bonuses. Local officials who passed funding for the new stadium deal, while refusing approval for new textbooks, were unavailable for comment, but did mail this journalist a nice team jersey with the team's name spelled incorrectly. High School coaches, who were accused of posing as teachers for extra income in some Texas school districts refused to comment. A former football star who now lives in a Maytag box under Highway 59 in Houston after retiring only three years ago pointed out that "foobaw playas no need no damn teechas, nohow." Sources close to crack dealers in impoverished areas were quoted as saying "If it wudnt fo spotes playahs, Ida had no bidness sepp dat dubbyah crackah. He bought more dope dan da whole Cowboys team combined. An dat fucka moved to DC." "I think that very often athletes seem to have a very simplistic and self-serving view of what God is and does," sportscaster Bob Costas said in an interview with the San Diego Union-Tribune. "It makes no sense that a God who, for all human understanding, can appear indifferent to major pain and suffering on a large scale or the illness of a child, would intercede to help get a first down." "If the player were consistent, he would point to skyward to mark the judgment of God after he got his shot blocked or struck out," says Robert Benne, director of the Roanoke College Center for Religion and Society. "I haven't seen that lately." Or as Philadelphia Daily News writer Jim Nolan succinctly put it in a column: "To fumble is human, to catch the winning TD, divine." "Only the other day a gentleman was telling me of a case of special providence. He knew it. He had been the subject of it. A few years ago he was about to go on a ship when he was detained. He did not go, and the ship was lost with all on board. "Yes!" I said, "Do you think the people who were drowned believed in special providence?" Think of the infinite egotism of such a doctrine. Here is a man that fails to go upon a ship with five hundred passengers and they go down to the bottom of the sea fathers, mothers, children, and loving husbands and wives waiting upon the shores of expectation. Here is one poor little wretch that did not happen to go! And he thinks that God, the Infinite Being, interfered in his poor little withered behalf and let the rest all go. That is special providence. Why does special providence allow all the crimes? Why are the wifebeaters protected, and why are the wives and children left defenceless if the hand of God is over us all? Who protects the insane? Why does Providence permit insanity? But the church cannot give up special providence. If there is no such thing, then no prayers, no worship, no churches, no priests. What would become of National thanksgiving?" ..........Robert Ingersoll "Orthodoxy", 1884 gg |
Hitndahedfred
User ID: 826012 United States 02/08/2011 10:39 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Man that title just got me right into here. NOW I will go and read it Nice attention grabber ========================================================= WOW !! Man that about says it ,,, doesn't it? Overpaid undereducated men. And our kids look up to them like they are gods or something. Sure ,, real positive role models we have there. VICK, RODMAN, ROTHESLBERGER, all fukkn pieces of dog crap IMO. What happened to the real heroes? Like your dad or a teacher. Someone who actually did something positive for you and in your life. Not some overpaid athelete who really doesn't give a crap about your future. Only his next absurdely high contract. And yea,, the halftime show SUCKED too. I heard the two most important songs of this counrty totally destroyed by "(ahem) PROFESSIONALS?? Bahwhahahahahahahahah,,, what a joke. They both got the words wrong. Commercialism at its finest folks. You asked for it, Now ya got it. The question is,,, whatcha gonna do with it now that you have unleashed it eh? Last Edited by Hitndahedfred on 02/08/2011 10:46 AM Each time a person stands for an ideal, or acts to improve the lot of others, or strikes out against injustice, he or she sends forth a tiny ripple of hope. And crossing each other from a million different centers of energy and daring, those ripples build a current that can sweep down the mightiest walls of oppression and resistance. Few are willing to embrace the disapproval of their fellows, the censure of their colleagues, the wrath of their society. Moral courage is a rarer commodity than bravery in battle or great intelligence. Yet it is the one essential vital quality for those who seek to change a world that yields most painfully to change. [Robert F. Kennedy] [link to www.stricklychopped.com] [link to www.ghi-engrs.com] |