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Did You Know You Can Buy Seeds With Foodstamps?!
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My current work trade situation is coming to an end and my new one comes with housing and utilities covered but no food or cash. So, I just swallowed my pride and applied for foodstamps to hold me over until I can get some cash flow and my new garden going.
The intake worker was the one that told me when I said I was moving to a place with a garden.
Too cool!
Quoting: Mrs. Smithyou should get some cotton seeds! then spend a couple of days planting them, then sit around all summer and wait for them to grow. then spend a few days in the autumn picking the cotton balls. then sell the coton--it's very valuable going for around $170 per pound! Price: [ link to www.cotton.org] then, complain that this work is too hard and invite some hidious bearded small hat wearing liberals to come organize demonstrations on your behalf. then burn down a major thriving city like detroit. then have legislation passed giving you jobs you are unsuited for ahead of white people. then don't even bother to work those jobs. then just live in ghettos and committ endless violent crimes vs actully picking planting and picking valuable cotton. oh, yeah, one last thing, get a brand new escalade and complain about how whitey " be keepin'" you down. (note: the foregoing was only a parody. no-one would actually ever do those things in real life.) :-)
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