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If you were president, how would you run this country?

 
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01/26/2011 01:01 AM
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Re: If you were president, how would you run this country?
I would tell everyone that they are slaves and that if they would like to continue living like slaves they should keep voting presidents and ignore collective evolution.
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01/26/2011 01:06 AM
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I would make spooks watch the bank accounts of other spooks. I would be watching for transactions from sources other than the spook agency and then I would monitor those accounts for activity. I would flag spook accounts for certain activity. I would then use spooks to neutralise spooks with suspicious account activity. I would then try to control the individual spooks within the spook agencies. Once I had control over a number of spooks I would use them to neutralise spooks that had been compromised by foreign services. After achieving control over the spook community I would then take over the country. Then I would impliment a system to allow the higher ranking spooks to control the lower ranking spooks after my term had ended. These spooks would then control the government and forge a system where politicians made laws consistent with the general will of the public, free of outside influence whether it's from foreign spooks or individuals. The political system would only be open to natives of the nation including advisors.
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01/26/2011 01:07 AM
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Re: If you were president, how would you run this country?
Legalize drugs
write a new bill of rights that can't only be interpreted one way.
Take lots of vacations and screw a bunch of hot women
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01/26/2011 01:09 AM
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Re: If you were president, how would you run this country?
It's so easy it's not even funny..

First take 85% of the stress off of people.... Happy people do happy things..

Then make 85% of the people happy... Happy people do happy things..


To do this I would change the goal of the current system..

the goal should not be to make and find ways for people to work

but to find ways to make life change for the better...

We make people pay for everything... everything... is PAY

That leads to stress... stress kills... people that are stressed do unhappy shit.

If the leaders of the world were doing there job people would be to happy to even need cops..

Are education system is broken...... it just makes lame robots..


That needs a fix!

So lets start there... fix the education and teach people how to be good people..
Teach them life.... then teach them math...

Life is real... and yet know one knows what the fuck they should do with it.

2 teachers for every 12 kids.... BOOM!!
Teachers must past a hard test.. and be paid well...

stop dropping bombs on people and start helping them...
you want someone to do something for you?? Do something good for them and walk away....

-peace

This world is in a state of CHAOS...

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01/26/2011 01:09 AM
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Re: If you were president, how would you run this country?
Controlled flight into terrain, if I wanted to enjoy my elite bunker and not end up like JFK.
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01/26/2011 01:50 AM
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Re: If you were president, how would you run this country?
can midgets serve?

they can shoot knee caps

pre-front line

wont see 'em coming especially if you put shrubs on them


oooooo was that bad?

i did not mean it to be
 Quoting: junipero


s226 That was funny.

But in all seriousness I was talking about kids with heart conditions, mental disorders, and anxiety disorders, and shit like that.

Can't serve. (I know, I was in the Guard and was discharged because of the above)
 Quoting: Eyeseeall


hell man
i can relate..
got the heart flutters many nights and days

wake up cold in the night heart pounding.. you think what the hell is happening..
Anonymous Coward
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01/26/2011 01:54 AM
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Re: If you were president, how would you run this country?
Close the boarders. End the wars. End the Fed. Start a tariff on chinese goods. ect ect ect
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01/26/2011 01:58 AM
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Re: If you were president, how would you run this country?
If I ruled America I would try to make all countries agree we need a NWO so we can start solving all the worlds problems one by one with a big planning. Instead of constantly having weird new presidents who start wars and fuck up things for other countries.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1068718

So just one group could do it much faster?
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01/26/2011 01:59 AM
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Re: If you were president, how would you run this country?
Close the boarders. End the wars. End the Fed. Start a tariff on chinese goods. ect ect ect
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1188964


+1
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01/26/2011 02:01 AM
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Re: If you were president, how would you run this country?
Presidents don't run the country. :p
They're like Burger King managers....
The franchise owners are the ones that have the power.
They tell the Burger King manager what to say & what to do.

knowwhatimean?
 Quoting: jerm

Seems true enough. Gotta look behind the scenes as well.
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01/26/2011 02:03 AM
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Re: If you were president, how would you run this country?
*Import tariffs.
*Fund existing social security and medicare with cuts to the military budget including ending all wars and foreign military bases. Allow all those that wish to opt out of social security etc.
*Abolish the Fed. Reinstate sound money to compete with Federal Reserve Notes in the free market.
*Massively cut entire departments from the Federal Government including the dept of education and agriculture.
*Leave the UN.
*Eliminate income tax, the IRS, and property taxes. Institute a fair tax or flat tax is also acceptable.
*Make government service voluntary. No pay, no benefits.

Thats a start. I promise you this country will prosper if you do those things.
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01/26/2011 02:05 AM
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Re: If you were president, how would you run this country?
I would invent a stuxnet designed to make the servers at glp spin out of control.
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01/26/2011 02:06 AM
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Re: If you were president, how would you run this country?
1. take 500 billion from buget to offshore like Cayman isl
2. laundry them out there
3. resign from presidency
4. take a vacation then retirement
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01/26/2011 02:12 AM
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Re: If you were president, how would you run this country?
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