If you were president, how would you run this country?

very much libertarian


pull out of un, excess outside nation fundings and pull all troops back to a minimum..(let them get by on their own-if not then pay back to some extent)
secure the borders and get rid of most regulatory committees and things like the epa and department of education..restore states to their own sovereignty and the government is a secondary

get rid of interest income tax

I agree.

Walk tall, carry a big stick.

1. Everything purchased by the government has to be 100% USA made

I would start by starting an ask me a question thread.

Then we'd go from there.

those Chinese toilets give lead based butt hickeys!

let the south run things for a while and see what happens!!!

I created Dick Tater meme many years ago.

Presidents don't run the country. :p
They're like Burger King managers....
The franchise owners are the ones that have the power.
They tell the Burger King manager what to say & what to do.

knowwhatimean?

Quite aware.
It shouldn't be like that, but it is the way it is.

Between January and June of 2011:

Go to an undisclosed location and hunker down. All orders forthcoming.

Abolish the Fed.

Install Ron Paul to oversee the dismantling of the Fed, with the necessary successors.

Ron Paul will appoint the necessary oversight committee members to investigate activities of the Federal Reserve, the Central Bank, private banking, the Securities and Exchange Commission, The World Bank, The IMF and the Bank of International Settlements for fraud, deceit and crimes against humanity.

Usury is hereby suspended.

Punishment if found in breech of fiduciary ethics to be determined by State level grand juries.




Pull all troops out of Afghanistan and send in UN peace-keeping forces. Do it by March 1st. No exceptions.

Require all allies devote the necessary forces, on an as needed basis, to augment the UN forces. Under a SITCOM (Situational Command) structure.

Begin phasing out troops in Iraq.

As troops come home from OUTCONUS, they will be given the highest standard of medical examination and care. Money is no object. Each military family will be debt free and will receive a $1 Million dollar service penance. Each service member will be allowed to occupy any unoccupied home (real estate sitting unoccupied and NOT sold), within the US at a place of their choosing.





Expel all British Petroleum related activities from the CONUS until further notice.

Begin adjudications for fining BP, a NFW (No Fucking Way) amount of money.

British Petroleum will immediately commence the cleanup of the GOM, with daily progress reports, employing primarily US citizens.

The goal is to create 3 Million jobs for the GOM cleanup alone. Beaches to be spotless.

All operations in the GOM shall cease until further notice.

BP will allocate an additional 7.6 Billion dollars to create jobs for US citizens in research and development.





Cut funding to NASA and move the funding to create independent alternative energy programs across the country. The goal would be to make every household energy independent.

A separate goal is to create 7 million jobs in manufacturing and 2.3 million jobs in research and development of alternative energy concepts.




The Joint Chiefs of Staff will be convened for a private meeting, wherein, each will give a brief any relationship between the branch of service and private industry. The US Air Force will answer specific questions with a focus on the subject of Chemtrails.




Each state shall elect Grand Jury members and sub-members.

All foreclosures are null and void pending the results of an investigation of the State and Federal level court systems.

The US court system will undergo an immediate overhaul while investigations are underway to weed out corrupt officials. Each state grand jury shall appoint members of an oversight committee for the respective district court system.

A finding of a breech of ethics carries a life sentence for the duration of a 72 month investigative period.


And ...we are just getting started.

Foul. FOUL!

I call inb4 on this meme.

Resign immediately.

My objectives and agenda would be to encourage and support passage in Congress to;

Abolish the Federal Reserve
Department of Education
Department of Housing and Urban Development
Department of Health and Human Services
Department of Labor

Establish new monetary system based on commodities and
prohibit commodities speculation in the stock market

Repeal the 16th Amendment and abolish the IRS and all personal income and business taxes

Establish the Fair Tax

Reestablish the Military Draft

Withdraw membership in the UN

Get out of all sandbox countries

Close our southern border

Repeal federal drug laws


I am sure there are some more, but this is a good start.

Sooo.. you'd start a civil war?

I agree with most of what you said, except I support a LIMITED draft. Not everybody is suited for military life.

Theres a pill for that. Thats about all that will eliminate a basic human desire.

Are you not awake yet? The president does NOT run the country. He is owned, a puppet of those that own the world.

See above. I am quite aware.

Beat me to it Jerm. Furthermore, the BK managers who don't toe the "corporate" line are taken out.

Yes, I would certainly have realistic qualifications based on the requirements of the individual branch of service.

language law:

Then that is a +1 from me.

Trolling much Barry, these daze.. gott'a find something to placate the sheop.

can midgets serve?

they can shoot knee caps

pre-front line

wont see 'em coming especially if you put shrubs on them


oooooo was that bad?

i did not mean it to be

I'm alarmed by some of the answers here. I doubt every single one was posted by someone trying to troll..

Here's what I'd do.

1. Have a month long party.
2. Take a vacation.
3. Sign some papers random folks brings me.
4. Take a vacation.
5. Give a speech.
6. Take a much needed vacation.
7. Redecorate the White House.
8. Have two toilets installed in the same bathroom. They MUST face each other.
9. Invite heads of state to the new throne. See whose shit stinks worse.
10. Tour the world, see the sights.
11. Take a vacation.
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Empower the states, dissolve most of the federal government.

That was funny.

But in all seriousness I was talking about kids with heart conditions, mental disorders, and anxiety disorders, and shit like that.

Can't serve. (I know, I was in the Guard and was discharged because of the above)