ashton cutcher on jimmy fallon says armageddon interview was a joke

What, what? I'm so confused. So was it a joke, or was it not a joke?

(Joking)


Let's see if he can float, like a duck.

What, what? I'm so confused. So was it a joke, or was it not a joke?

(Joking)


Let's see if he can float, like a duck.


if it floats like a duck,
then it floats like wood,
so they must be a wich, BURN THEM!!!!

We are so fucked.


+10000000000000000000000

it would be nice if we could just grow old and
be happy.
do you think it's the drugs the uber rich are on or are they all non-human insane life forums?




dont trip baby erything gonna be alright

its just a phase soon youll be as cynical and jaded as i am trust me. the world will not end. its pure human arrogance that makes us think this way. like we can destroy an entire planet. right. who do we think we are? we are a speck in a infinite universe you really think anyone give a fuck about us? are we so important in the grand scheme of things this little rock floating in the void?

anyway heres and exercise: go outside look around. take a deep breath. look as far as your eye can see. look at everything. how far you can see everything around you. now realize theres a whole planet out there. realize the planet is much more than you can see. much much more. the world in its entire totality will never be destroyed all at once. its too big theres too much of it. we cant even see the forest for the trees




Just

You sound like a country bumpkin that 'ain't never seen nothin, cuz the world's too darn big!' Ever heard of atomic bombs? You absolute TARD!

whats up with that? did he get in trouble or something? or was he really joking?


It's strange because George Lucas now claims he was only joking about 2012 too. I think TPTB got to them and told them to STFU about it so people won't panic.

[link to www.nydailynews.com]


People are already in a panic. Just look around yourself

whats up with that? did he get in trouble or something? or was he really joking?

whats up with that? did he get in trouble or something? or was he really joking?


It's strange because George Lucas now claims he was only joking about 2012 too. I think TPTB got to them and told them to STFU about it so people won't panic.

[link to www.nydailynews.com]


People are already in a panic. Just look around yourself



I dont see any one panicking around me. I don't know anyone who is buying the 2012 thing. I don't buy it either. But I do think TSWHTF sooner or later. Who cares what Ashton Kutcher thinks, he is an idiot.

If both Ashton Kutcher and George Lucas were "just joking" about their 2012 thoughts, what the fuck was the punchline?!

he just doesn't want to be the butt of all jokes like tom cruise

tom cruise owns a silo that he's repurposed into a survival bunker

whats up with that? did he get in trouble or something? or was he really joking?


It's strange because George Lucas now claims he was only joking about 2012 too. I think TPTB got to them and told them to STFU about it so people won't panic.

[link to www.nydailynews.com]

You guys are some of the most gullible people on earth. It's past the point of embarrassment; it's just hilarious.



2012 conspiracies!? ROFL

god ashton cutcher is a soulless human who sold out. nothing will happen in 2012.the world will not end just cuz pathetic humans predict it will. the mayan calendar doesnt end in 2012. the mayan calendar ended when their civilization ended. make sense? good! just cuz ashton wont be able to handle his garbage disposal not working does not mean its the end of the world.

talk about the blind leading the fucking blind


it's funny out of that 70's show he's the one who made mass cash, the dizzy girl friend of his in the 70's show went on to do some movies, but short of the old guy, that other guyfather who was in a ton of startrek movies, is like,
just fucking fuck the stupidest people on the show went on to make more movies

god ashton cutcher is a soulless human who sold out. nothing will happen in 2012.the world will not end just cuz pathetic humans predict it will. the mayan calendar doesnt end in 2012. the mayan calendar ended when their civilization ended. make sense? good! just cuz ashton wont be able to handle his garbage disposal not working does not mean its the end of the world.

talk about the blind leading the fucking blind


it's funny out of that 70's show he's the one who made mass cash, the dizzy girl friend of his in the 70's show went on to do some movies, but short of the old guy, that other guyfather who was in a ton of startrek movies, is like,
just fucking fuck the stupidest people on the show went on to make more movies

Mila Kunis has a great film career, not just 'some movies'.

god ashton cutcher is a soulless human who sold out. nothing will happen in 2012.the world will not end just cuz pathetic humans predict it will. the mayan calendar doesnt end in 2012. the mayan calendar ended when their civilization ended. make sense? good! just cuz ashton wont be able to handle his garbage disposal not working does not mean its the end of the world.

talk about the blind leading the fucking blind

its just a phase soon youll be as cynical and jaded as i am trust me. the world will not end. its pure human arrogance that makes us think this way. like we can destroy an entire planet. right. who do we think we are? we are a speck in a infinite universe you really think anyone give a fuck about us? are we so important in the grand scheme of things this little rock floating in the void?

I believe they were both told to cover this up. Or else?!..just my opinion

You guys are some of the most gullible people on earth. It's past the point of embarrassment; it's just hilarious.



2012 conspiracies!? ROFL


2 plus 2 equals 4.thats all i got to say

If both Ashton Kutcher and George Lucas were "just joking" about their 2012 thoughts, what the fuck was the punchline?!

whats up with that? did he get in trouble or something? or was he really joking?


He didn't get in trouble, neither was joking. It was a psy-ops to test the reaction of the sheeple that follow him on Twittard. Kutcher is MK-Ultra operative. Check out his college degrees and his style on psy ops with the "Punk'D".