How to live off the government - without having a ton of children (Or even one child!)

First off I would like to say that we were all born into a government because people were considered to dangerous to make their own decisions. There is no way out, besides death. Anyone why is religious (and their religion is just) would know that suicide is punishable by an eternity in; hell or other forms of punishment. Now that we got that out of the way; I would like to say that I am 18 years old and a hard worker. Why? because growing up I was told nothing is handed to you. So I worked my way through high school, became a trainer at a 4 star restaurant, and am now attending a good college. I am now going to become an IO psychologist once I get all of the preparations out of the way. But then the thought occurred to me, why isn't anything handed to people? why is work before hand the only option to happiness later on? so I looked this link up, understood that living off the government was not only possible but easy, and I began to strategize. But while thinking on my plan, I read all of the replys to the initial post and I had another epiphany. Most the replies against working hard were either sarcastic, emotionally unstable, or flat out impaired. I realized it was because these people do not have thoughts like the rest of the population, they have feelings. This word has a negative connotation in this context not because feelings are bad, but because to much of a good thing turns into a bad thing. ask anything Mentally handy capped person in the world or just do basic research before replying to this and dissing this. Financially conservatives are to selfish because they do not help others when they need it, liberals are too selfish because they think others should give them money because it's the "right" thing to do, are there is a very scarce minority of people who just want to help others regardless of how it makes the feel or what it makes others think of them (all sociopathic traits I might add). We elect our versions of the best people to make hard decisions for us in order for us to stay ignorant and innocent. these people are supposed to make judgments based off of facts, and calls of the greater good. When a quarter of the country stops working, then the government can provide the necessary service to ensure life to these citizens. now 10% or that 25% sees how easy life is and they join them, things keep moving on this line, until one day everyone understands the ease of life under the government and we all live "happy". When our country hits this creaking point it is then that the government will realize that now they can't feed half the world, they cannot defend themselves, and their country has nothing (this is an extreme but slowly is going there). at this point everyone will be a slave to the things the government gives them. now we either have nothing and try to find happiness, or we have everything and enjoy the free time. sorry for the long post but I prefer to make logical arguments rather than emotional. that being said I am still a teenager and would like to say if your abusing the system or are just plain lazy and claim to be "a victim" of lifes circumstances you are a fucking piece of shit you should do some unbiases research before you debate anything you dumb fucks, and if you have done your research then you are a sociopath trying to make people think you are right in order for you to still have their approval. there is no outcome in which you have done your research and still believe that democratic liberals are just in anyway because they momentarily save people but in the long term they are fucking up society and our country. fuck you all.

Well I hope before you finish college they teach you what a paragraph is.
I am sure what you posted may be interesting but nearly impossible to read without copying it and making paragraphs.

I left my husband of 7 yrs because he will not work, He went everything for free, so he went to a homeless shelter for 3 months, Went to concealing, Now the shelter put him up in a new apartment, Good will furniture for his apartment, a cell phone for free, 200.00 in food stamps per month, payed water,light,and gas. and all the bus passes he needs. Now he laughs at me and says, you work your ass for your apartment etc. and I kick back and let the shelter take care of me, I still do not have to work so how you like those apples, He can work and he is not disable at all. What a joke. Unbelievable. Texas.

All they have to do is find a shrink who will say they have some kind of mental/emotional disturbance that prevents them from having or keeping a job.

I know alot of leeches personally

They are all flawed, i wouldnt want to trade
They all seem to have social problems, or cant keep themselves or their bbelongings clean
They either smell or wear dirty clothing
They sleep most of the day so usually lazy
I knew a guy that leeched who couldnt be bothered trashing the garbage, he had one room stacked with full garbage bags

End of the day im not mad, i tell them enjoy life, dont work!

They will live long, and most will reproduce, have kids. All that free time is good for a love life.

i work a shit job, most of the time tired and stressed. I smoke a pack a day. I will be suprised if i pass 30 :p.

So power to you guys. I wish i was dealt the same hand lol.

Back to my slave trade

first in line for the mark

Ha! My ex-husband is exactly the same way. Only, he was able to get 1,500 in SSDI payments and I have to give him 500 per month in court-ordered alimony because he is allegedly disabled, we were married for almost 20 years and during the time we were together, I earned two college degrees and started a teaching career. I worked two part-time jobs while working on my BA and then taught school full time while working part-time on my MA. He did nothing most of the time or did driving jobs where he could sit on his butt. Now, he gets 2,000 per month tax free and still whines that he cant get by very well. In the mean-while, I am looking for a second job so I can make up the difference in alimony, pay our accumulated debts and have a few dollars in my pocket because I can barely get by on my salary.....