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Obama's Speech Cured My Astigmatism and Made My Hair Shinier and More Manageable!

 
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Obama's Speech Cured My Astigmatism and Made My Hair Shinier and More Manageable!
AND, I swear I saw puppies and a rainbow shoot out of his ass, too.

IT'S A MIRACLE! A MIRACLE, I TELL YOU!
Well it seems so real I can see it
And it seems so real I can feel it
And it seems so real I can taste it
And it seems so real I can hear it
So why can't I touch it?
So why can't I touch it?


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did it get rid of your nasty rash also ???

the Indian got rid of mine
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AND, I swear I saw puppies and a rainbow shoot out of his ass, too.

IT'S A MIRACLE! A MIRACLE, I TELL YOU!
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Picture or it didn't happen.
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did it get rid of your nasty rash also ???

the Indian got rid of mine
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No, that cleared up after a motivational speech by Dog the Bounty Hunter.
Well it seems so real I can see it
And it seems so real I can feel it
And it seems so real I can taste it
And it seems so real I can hear it
So why can't I touch it?
So why can't I touch it?


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AND, I swear I saw puppies and a rainbow shoot out of his ass, too.

IT'S A MIRACLE! A MIRACLE, I TELL YOU!
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200 gallons of Oil Of Olay would do the same thing to you
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AND, I swear I saw puppies and a rainbow shoot out of his ass, too.

IT'S A MIRACLE! A MIRACLE, I TELL YOU!

200 gallons of Oil Of Olay would do the same thing to you
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Minus the puppies.
Well it seems so real I can see it
And it seems so real I can feel it
And it seems so real I can taste it
And it seems so real I can hear it
So why can't I touch it?
So why can't I touch it?


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every corn on every foot disappeared!!
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Oblama's speech made me want to become a black communist hellbent on America's destruction

Just like him!

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I can play the violin again !!!
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AND, I swear I saw puppies and a rainbow shoot out of his ass, too.

IT'S A MIRACLE! A MIRACLE, I TELL YOU!

200 gallons of Oil Of Olay would do the same thing to you


Minus the puppies.
 Quoting: Babe in a Bunker

I forgot add two qts of salsa and you get kitten visions....sorry
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did it get rid of your nasty rash also ???

the Indian got rid of mine


No, that cleared up after a motivational speech by Dog the Bounty Hunter.
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Heh heh..classic!
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Did you contribute to the fund to build the 100 foot bronze statue on the washington mall ?
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IT'S A MIRACLE! A MIRACLE, I TELL YOU!
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Since he got elected, I've went blind in one eye and my hair fell out! WTF?
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I shot my television with a nerf gun! It felt good. :)
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the need for viagra for men is over!!!

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IT'S A MIRACLE! A MIRACLE, I TELL YOU!
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AND, I swear I saw puppies and a rainbow shoot out of his ass, too.

IT'S A MIRACLE! A MIRACLE, I TELL YOU!
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lol dork lol I didn't see it will it grow hair??????????????
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IT'S A MIRACLE! A MIRACLE, I TELL YOU!
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AND, I swear I saw puppies and a rainbow shoot out of his ass, too.

IT'S A MIRACLE! A MIRACLE, I TELL YOU!
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This is just tooooo funnnnnyyy! Thanks for the smiles, I needed them, you guys rock!
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Wow, all he does is make me puke.
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I'm a virgin again!!! 5a 5a 5a
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I'm a virgin again!!! 5a 5a 5a
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WOW!!!! I was wondering what was going on down there... my hymen totally reknitted itself!
Well it seems so real I can see it
And it seems so real I can feel it
And it seems so real I can taste it
And it seems so real I can hear it
So why can't I touch it?
So why can't I touch it?


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I'm a virgin again!!! 5a 5a 5a


WOW!!!! I was wondering what was going on down there... my hymen totally reknitted itself!
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Isn't it AMAZING!!!!!!! woohoo
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my biscuits will never fall again

and my cream will always curdle
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I can play the violin again !!!
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I never could before... but I can now!

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I'm a virgin again!!! 5a 5a 5a


WOW!!!! I was wondering what was going on down there... my hymen totally reknitted itself!
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rofl
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I can play the violin again !!!


I never could before... but I can now!

5a

I think I hear the waters receding...

bonosepik
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I can climb Everest without a shirpa and oxygen.

Beat that!
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