Dear God of the rich non-brown people, the God who likes wars & hates brown-terrorists.

A son is going to kill some civilians in their caves & mud huts, because we want revenge for 911...
Please let him live & let him kill all the evil civilian terrorists, as well as their families, so he can come back home & grab his money & live the american dream...

Amen


Hope this helps. I have other prayers for crippled limbs, alcoholism, PTSD, homelessness, suicidal tendencies, military administration treating you like a ghost...

All you need to do is to ask & the good people here will "pray" for you, all they need is a keyboard.


Good luck Mrs Smith (& your son) you are going to go through one hell of a test. Hope you make it.