do people ever knock incessantly at your door?

Mormon retards used to knock for 5 minutes before going away.

Thank god they stopped coming by.

No. Our property is gated. If the phone ringer is off, I don't hear them buzz.

I get paranoid when ppl knock unexpectedly...I think it's the police.

Lots of people don't realize that you can unhook yer phone, these days.

Just pull the RJ45 out of the fucking wall socket.

Job done.

no. the no soliciting sign and the keep out signs make a pretty strong statement.

Alternatively, I can select "ringer off."

once

just once

So does Monster at the fence.

Only until I open the door and the dogs stick their heads out.. They don't come back twice.

We are way out on a rural dirt road with a large dog that stays outside on watch.

If they get past the electric gate, the outside dog, then the sound of my rottweiler in a frenzy behind my door is all that would be needed to send them on their way.

We just don't see many visitors. Maybe it is just the 'no tresspassing' sign?

Bill collector?
Court summons?
Long lost brother?

Indeed you can, if you're not a ruthless bastard, like me!

i have a big plastic in my front window seems to keep the knockers away.

We have this thing called the electoral roll, everyone's supposed to be registered on it to vote, I'm not and not interested in registering.

They sent a man out to badger me, hes got to be the most persistent man in the country, comes 2 or 3 times a day and rings the bell for 3 or 4 minutes at a time.

Last year or the year before I snapped and threatened to break his fingers if he rung my bell again.

drug dealers

Oh they used too. I now have a sign up that says NO SOLISITORS ALLOWED.

Two days ago a guy rang my door bell. I openend the door, and pointed at the sign. He started on with his bullshit.

I punched him in the nose, knocked him right out on my front lawn.

I told him to learn to read, and come back some other day.

No trespassing,
Violators will be shot,
Survivors will be
Violated.

Only the mother in law. She comes round every year for Christmas dinner. I think I'll let her in next time.

It is against the law for anyone to come onto your property unless they are invited. In the U.S. anyway, and I suspect many other countries.

If they are there you can beat the shit out of them. If they resist they become home invaders, and you can shoot and kill them.

Solisitors are scum of the scum.

Stay OFF my property.

I dont have a door.

Do what I did. I've got security camera coverage of my entire property.

or do this




you can buy all the parts on ebay. i would think a saiga shotgun with a 20 round drum would work as well

edit: an AK with a 75 round drum makes more sense :)

Last Edited by malu on 01/08/2011 07:59 PM