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Strawberry Girl User ID: 725691 United States 01/07/2011 09:36 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You had better have gone to the Dollar Tree for a vase, jackass!!! Goodbye, halcyon days... There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened. |
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EggNigma
User ID: 1208501 United Kingdom 01/07/2011 09:45 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Noob Quoting: BrekkyGuyI walked in the door empty handed. Dinner was cooking. My favourite TV show was on. A cold slab of beer in the fridge. I was handed a beer, sat down on the lounge, and got a BJ. During the ad break. Haha. "If Carlsberg did married life..." Thread killing Ninja... ...SPLAT! |
Hans The Magnificent
(OP) User ID: 1221543 United States 01/07/2011 09:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hmmm. Quoting: Mister ObviousNo cheese or croutons on the salad? No peppers or olives? Hmmm. Tsk, I dunno man. Yes and Yes. I just didn't go into full details. Your unban request was denied. About the Avatar: It is Die Wasserturm (The Watertower)in Mannheim Germany a local landmark.I used to make wishes on it as a kid. It seems to come through for me still. Lieber ein Ende mit Schrecken, als Schrecken ohne Ende." Deutsche Sprichwort But Doctor: I drive too fast to worry about cholesterol. |
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Hans The Magnificent
(OP) User ID: 1221543 United States 01/07/2011 09:47 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You had better have gone to the Dollar Tree for a vase, jackass!!! Quoting: Only MeShe has a bunch of empty vases around. I just met her Monday BTW. Your unban request was denied. About the Avatar: It is Die Wasserturm (The Watertower)in Mannheim Germany a local landmark.I used to make wishes on it as a kid. It seems to come through for me still. Lieber ein Ende mit Schrecken, als Schrecken ohne Ende." Deutsche Sprichwort But Doctor: I drive too fast to worry about cholesterol. |
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BrekkyGuy
User ID: 1215187 Australia 01/07/2011 09:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I came home from work. The husband said he was horny. We had sex. He was happy. I gave it to him because I like him. I didn't especially want to but I want him to be happy. Hopefully he'll give me a massage later. If not, that's ok too. Quoting: OdieKeep up the good work Odie. Let me know if you don't get your massage... I used to consider myself indecisive, but now I'm not so sure |
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Strawberry Girl User ID: 725691 United States 01/07/2011 09:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You had better have gone to the Dollar Tree for a vase, jackass!!! Quoting: Hans The MagnificentShe has a bunch of empty vases around. I just met her Monday BTW. well fuck, if she's willing to screw you for some cheap grocery store wilted flowers, then good for you. Goodbye, halcyon days... There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1070088 United States 01/07/2011 10:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I came home from work. The husband said he was horny. We had sex. He was happy. I gave it to him because I like him. I didn't especially want to but I want him to be happy. Hopefully he'll give me a massage later. If not, that's ok too. Quoting: BrekkyGuyKeep up the good work Odie. Let me know if you don't get your massage... :) |
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Hans The Magnificent
(OP) User ID: 1221543 United States 01/08/2011 05:03 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I'm sorry but you didn't add up the cost correctly! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1222133Who much was the wine? Have you tried skipping the flowers and meal and just had the wine with the same results? Odie the the best! It was her wine and her groceries to make the meatloaf. What started it was I heard from someone who had been a regular customer at my parents restaurant in Germany so we did the "I will be your server tonight"routine. She did not have to dress up or go out in the snow and I show her how it was done. Never had a tip like that though!! Your unban request was denied. About the Avatar: It is Die Wasserturm (The Watertower)in Mannheim Germany a local landmark.I used to make wishes on it as a kid. It seems to come through for me still. Lieber ein Ende mit Schrecken, als Schrecken ohne Ende." Deutsche Sprichwort But Doctor: I drive too fast to worry about cholesterol. |
Hans The Magnificent
(OP) User ID: 1221543 United States 01/08/2011 10:17 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I told her that next Friday I was going to pick up a couple of steaks and do the same routine. She must think that is funny. When I got home, she sent me a joke: The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?" "OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the prisoner in the prison. And then they made love for the first time. Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction. Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped." Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him." After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!" The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently born foal. Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted. She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again." Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence,OKAY! Your unban request was denied. About the Avatar: It is Die Wasserturm (The Watertower)in Mannheim Germany a local landmark.I used to make wishes on it as a kid. It seems to come through for me still. Lieber ein Ende mit Schrecken, als Schrecken ohne Ende." Deutsche Sprichwort But Doctor: I drive too fast to worry about cholesterol. |
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