Zsa Zsa Bagor getting leg amputated....

Some people just don't know when to die...

OMG..that's horrible.

Last Edited by Winningjob on 01/03/2011 02:34 PM

:cough:

does she, erm, need it, like, after it's been cut off?

LOL

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i wonder if she will sell her leg on ebay....

An American tourist goes on a trip to China. While in China, he is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom. A week after arriving back home in the States, he awakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple spots. Horrified, he immediately goes to
see his doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days for the results.

The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says, "I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it." The man looks a little perplexed and says, "Well, give me a shot or something and fix
me up, doc." The doctor answers, "I'm sorry, there's no known cure. We're going to have to amputate your penis."

The man screams in horror, "Absolutely not! I want a second opinion!" The doctor replies, "Well it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice."

The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease. The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims, "Ah yes, Mongolian VD. Very rare disease." The guys says to the doctor, "Yeah, yeah, I already know that, but what can you do? My
American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis!"

The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs, "Stupid American doctor! American doctor, always want to operate. Make more money, that way. No need to operate!" "Oh thank God!" the man replies. "Yes!" says the Chinese doctor, "You no worry! Wait two weeks. Dick fall off by itself!

she's been legless for most of the last 75 years.

With Prince Fred as her guardian she has very little time left!

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He has such a stereotypical German accent, he's hilarious!

It's just a flesh wound...

Bwahahaha! This has to be one of the all-time classic scenes!

I have her in the 2011 celebrity death pool.
Do I get a partial credit?

Her useless husband will take care of that...

She was born in 1917. She was married 9 times. True what they say about Hungarians, that they're not from this planet. She and her sister never aged. Was she the one who asked Johnny Carson if he'd like to pet her pussy [the kitty sitting on her lap] and his reply was to remove her cat, first.

well, that is sad so i wish her luck.

It will look good on the mantle. Next to Waylon Jennings and Kerry Von Erich's legs.

Possibly my favorite Johnny Carson moment.
She said it, the audience started roaring, then Johnny with a straight face said the famous line.

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Still trying to find original Carson clip, but I did find this:



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Who gives a shit about this ugly old Jewess.

The same can be said about you AC. Of course, the same can be said about me too. Then again, the same thing could be said about your family, my family.. and all our friends...see..you are expendable..but why not enjoy that time you have before you die anyway?

An American tourist goes on a trip to China.

Thanks for the laugh !!

You got it! I hope your feeling better if this is Lilly from V.C.?!

Zsa Zsa always had a leg up on everbody.

Toe fungus spreads quick up the leg if not checked.

She's a Lady all the way. Dint know she was a joo, she's way too cool.

Bagor???

i like her.