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Funny experience that made me realize I NEED A GUN!

 
Anonymous Coward
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12/27/2010 06:54 PM
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Glad it was a cat and not a little gray alien or two.

You don't need buckshot for a shotgun for home defense, btw.

Standard birdshot will suffice.

Anyone that doesn't beleive, set a 2x12 plank as a target 10 or 12 feet away and shoot it with a load of birdshot--it'll blow it apart.

Birdshot won't go thru walls in a home situation as easily as buckshot, so if things get fancy you don't have to worry so much about wounding innocents in the next room.

To hell with all that. Advice from a bounty hunter friend of mine...reload the shells with gum drops.

The stuff flattens to a plate of gelatin across the chest and looks/feels/acts like you got the sh!t slapped outta you by King Kong. Severe skin bruising and pain as much as your still intact nerves can muster.

For all intents and purposes non-lethal.
 Quoting: Rex Khristos

what kind of gun do you own...Rex?
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12/27/2010 06:59 PM
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ps...Azul...if you dont like guns, you can always get a hf same results. if you hit the target
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12/27/2010 07:00 PM
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12/27/2010 07:01 PM
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You live in Arizona and you don't have a gun?! Your stray could have been MS-13.

Yeah, get a shotgun. Hurry.


*hangs head in shame* I know, I know.

But dh and I grew up in big cities. LA and NYC, it's hard getting over the mind set that guns are bad.


I live in L.A. I don't even get in the car without a gun with me.
 Quoting: D's Pet

hi D ...it's me..lol

i bet you got a real itchy trigger finger rockon
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12/27/2010 07:05 PM
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English Mastif! RUFF!

dog_smiley
Khim

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12/27/2010 07:08 PM
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You live in Arizona and you don't have a gun?! Your stray could have been MS-13.

Yeah, get a shotgun. Hurry.
 Quoting: Rev-bo

I second this.

But I still had to laugh, Azul. Thank goodness it was just the cat!
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12/27/2010 07:10 PM
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A Glock 45 ACP is nice IMO. Get used to the kick, a few rounds, and you are good to go. At close range, as in the case of an attacker, the Glock will do massive tissue damage which will stop the attacker in his tracks. You should be thankful living in a state like AZ! No need to register or get permission to exercise your Second Amendment right! I used to live in IL, now live in CO. I hated that FOID card I had to get in IL. Please Mr. Government, may I exercise my Second Amendment right? Not here in CO! Good luck to you OP!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1100381


I think the Glock is great! It fits my hands well and I can hit targets at 100 yards with just as much accuracy as my friends can with ars. The only thing is it might be a little big for her lil hands.

The scatter gun then maybe another one.
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12/27/2010 07:29 PM
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Both dh and I grew up in households, where guns are bad and only criminals have them and the police should be relied on to protect you.
 Quoting: ~Azul~



when seconds count... the police are only minutes away.

get a shotty

a Remington 870 works well
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12/27/2010 07:29 PM
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Re: Funny experience that made me realize I NEED A GUN!
Now this was probably a stupid thing to do, but I opened the door.





Girl.


Fucking NEVER.


NEVER.


EVER EVER EVER EVER ... EVVVVEEEER.


Open the door.


Never.
 Quoting: Mister Obvious


unless you trained to do this..

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12/27/2010 07:32 PM
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Both dh and I grew up in households, where guns are bad and only criminals have them and the police should be relied on to protect you.



when seconds count... the police are only minutes away.

get a shotty

a Remington 870 works well
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 977555



this

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12/27/2010 10:23 PM
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Re: Funny experience that made me realize I NEED A GUN!
I'm sorry...did I just overlook it...what's a dh?

darling hubby?

dick head?

just curious.
~Azul~  (OP)

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12/27/2010 10:25 PM
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I'm sorry...did I just overlook it...what's a dh?

darling hubby?

dick head?

just curious.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1208929


Dear husband/darling husband. Just quicker to write.
:OMFGZombie:

~i categorically deny all accusations~
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12/27/2010 10:58 PM
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Re: Funny experience that made me realize I NEED A GUN!
I suggest a nice shot gun, you don't have to practice much just point and shoot!

The cat is no longer a stray, you fed it, now it is yours.


Yes, I've heard shotguns are good for protection.

The kitty comes and goes, sometimes we don't see him for days at a time. He won't let us touch him. We do plan on trying to catch him and get him fixed.
 Quoting: ~Azul~


Is the cat broken?
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12/27/2010 11:02 PM
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Re: Funny experience that made me realize I NEED A GUN!
No different than owning a fire extinguisher, wearing seatbelts, or carrying a spare tire.

It just makes sense.
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12/28/2010 12:44 AM
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Re: Funny experience that made me realize I NEED A GUN!
What kills me (pun intended) is people who own guns and keep them UNLOADED! Hahahahaha

Q: What do you call an unloaded gun?
A: A club.
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12/29/2010 02:17 AM
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Re: Funny experience that made me realize I NEED A GUN!
Buy a semi-automatic .20-gauge. Saiga, an arms manufacturer in Russia, produces one of these. They are expensive, but I'm of the opinion that they are by far the best home-defense weapon. Manageable recoil, a reliable action, and the fact you don't have to "rack" another shell in to the chamber. Unlike what other members have stated, you do have to aim a shotgun. The shot pattern for #2 buck is minimal if you fire down a hallway, or across a room in a house. It simply won't envelope an entire wall like some here will think. Target practice with a shotgun is just as important as with any other weapon.

Taking classes is fine -- so long as you can do a little research on the instructor. Not all are the same, and not all really know what they're talking about.

The most helpful thing you can do is practice. Go and kill paper. Learn how to store your weapon when you're alseep -- it should not be set to "rock n' roll" next to your bed.
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12/29/2010 02:24 AM
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Re: Funny experience that made me realize I NEED A GUN!
Now this was probably a stupid thing to do, but I opened the door.





Girl.


Fucking NEVER.


NEVER.


EVER EVER EVER EVER ... EVVVVEEEER.


Open the door.


Never.
 Quoting: Mister Obvious

I do...












With my gun loaded and drawn.
walt

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12/29/2010 02:34 AM
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Re: Funny experience that made me realize I NEED A GUN!
When you visit South Africa and they ask you at the airport if you've got a gun, and you say no, they will give you one! LOL!
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Re: Funny experience that made me realize I NEED A GUN!
You live in Arizona and you don't have a gun?! Your stray could have been MS-13.

Yeah, get a shotgun. Hurry.
 Quoting: Rev-bo


good advice. There r several hand guns that fire a .410 shotgun round - a little easier to handle.

I have told people 4-ever - buy a gun - learn 2 use it - ur going 2 need it.

Also, even though u don't need a cc permit here - go through the class anyway - it will help u understand AZ gun laws,





GLP