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Funny experience that made me realize I NEED A GUN!

 
Art Smass
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Glad it was a cat and not a little gray alien or two.

You don't need buckshot for a shotgun for home defense, btw.

Standard birdshot will suffice.

Anyone that doesn't beleive, set a 2x12 plank as a target 10 or 12 feet away and shoot it with a load of birdshot--it'll blow it apart.

Birdshot won't go thru walls in a home situation as easily as buckshot, so if things get fancy you don't have to worry so much about wounding innocents in the next room.
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Heh. A warning shot will stop the door knob from turning 100% of the time.
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A Glock 45 ACP is nice IMO. Get used to the kick, a few rounds, and you are good to go. At close range, as in the case of an attacker, the Glock will do massive tissue damage which will stop the attacker in his tracks. You should be thankful living in a state like AZ! No need to register or get permission to exercise your Second Amendment right! I used to live in IL, now live in CO. I hated that FOID card I had to get in IL. Please Mr. Government, may I exercise my Second Amendment right? Not here in CO! Good luck to you OP!


See this is where I get paralysis by analysis. People start throwing all these names and gun numbers and I get overwhelmed.

Just buying a firearms seems so complicated. It's like being spoken to in a foreign language and you're left more confused than when you started.

Exactly why idiots shouldn't own guns.

GUNZ IS COMPLICATED!! BUT I STILL WANT ONE TO DEFEND MAHSELF AGAINST FERAL KITTENS!!
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Sweetie, could you not post your pics on my thread. Start a do you think my pic is sexy thread if you want us to see what you look like.

Thanks.
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Uh oh, are you gonna shoot me in the ass with your complicated firearm??!!

ahhh
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Curious. I was jumped by a KITTEH when I carried my trash to the dumpster.

He came out of the door on my side.

Well, I felt jumped but he actually ran away after catching my full attention briefly.
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A Glock 45 ACP is nice IMO. Get used to the kick, a few rounds, and you are good to go. At close range, as in the case of an attacker, the Glock will do massive tissue damage which will stop the attacker in his tracks. You should be thankful living in a state like AZ! No need to register or get permission to exercise your Second Amendment right! I used to live in IL, now live in CO. I hated that FOID card I had to get in IL. Please Mr. Government, may I exercise my Second Amendment right? Not here in CO! Good luck to you OP!


See this is where I get paralysis by analysis. People start throwing all these names and gun numbers and I get overwhelmed.

Just buying a firearms seems so complicated. It's like being spoken to in a foreign language and you're left more confused than when you started.

Exactly why idiots shouldn't own guns.

GUNZ IS COMPLICATED!! BUT I STILL WANT ONE TO DEFEND MAHSELF AGAINST FERAL KITTENS!!
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Sweetie, could you not post your pics on my thread. Start a do you think my pic is sexy thread if you want us to see what you look like.

Thanks.

Uh oh, are you gonna shoot me in the ass with your complicated firearm??!!

ahhh
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Of course not babe. I know it's hard times for trolls.
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I will sleep over and protect you if you want my dear...
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Curious. I was jumped by a KITTEH when I carried my trash to the dumpster.

He came out of the door on my side.

Well, I felt jumped but he actually ran away after catching my full attention briefly.
 Quoting: Profit 6


ROFL. I got jumped by a raccoon. The little fucker didn't back down either.
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Curious. I was jumped by a KITTEH when I carried my trash to the dumpster.

He came out of the door on my side.

Well, I felt jumped but he actually ran away after catching my full attention briefly.
 Quoting: Profit 6

You should've blew his fucking whiskers off with your Mossy!

What's wrong with you???!!

macgun:cat:
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Hi Azul! Your experiance sounds similar to something that happened to me when I was a teenager. It was my first day babysitting 2 todlers way out in the boondocks.

It was pretty late at night, the parents wern't supposed to be back till around midnight. I was reading a book and I heard a noise at the door. I watched in horror as the door-knob slowly turned back and forth. Then something banged loudly against the door and through the large pane of glass in the door, I could make out the dark shape of a head and two glowing eyes.

I was totally freaking out, I called my mom and she drove the 20 miles or so to be with me. When she arrived she and I didn't see anything, but as she sat on the couch with me, the same thing happened again. This time we both bravely approached the door and opened it. There was the familys huge black great dane wagging his tail like crazy, so happy we'd opened the door for him! LOL!
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Now this was probably a stupid thing to do, but I opened the door.





Girl.


Fucking NEVER.


NEVER.


EVER EVER EVER EVER ... EVVVVEEEER.


Open the door.


Never.


And I'm the one who sits and yells at the stupid people in horror movies. DON"T OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR!!!

I can't even believe I brain farted so hard.
 Quoting: ~Azul~



I should take you over my good knee!

1) Never open the freak'n door unless you know what is on the other side.

2) Home protection! get a firearm and learn how to use it safely!
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Now this was probably a stupid thing to do, but I opened the door.





Girl.


Fucking NEVER.


NEVER.


EVER EVER EVER EVER ... EVVVVEEEER.


Open the door.


Never.


And I'm the one who sits and yells at the stupid people in horror movies. DON"T OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR!!!

I can't even believe I brain farted so hard.



I should take you over my good knee!

1) Never open the freak'n door unless you know what is on the other side.

2) Home protection! get a firearm and learn how to use it safely!
 Quoting: Nikki_LaVey



3) Yell really loud in Spanish that if they try to turn the knob again, you'll slit their throats and dance "La Macarena" around their graves.
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Re: Funny experience that made me realize I NEED A GUN!
Now this was probably a stupid thing to do, but I opened the door.





Girl.


Fucking NEVER.


NEVER.


EVER EVER EVER EVER ... EVVVVEEEER.


Open the door.


Never.


And I'm the one who sits and yells at the stupid people in horror movies. DON"T OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR!!!

I can't even believe I brain farted so hard.



I should take you over my good knee!

1) Never open the freak'n door unless you know what is on the other side.

2) Home protection! get a firearm and learn how to use it safely!
 Quoting: Nikki_LaVey


Trust me I sat down after wards and almost got sick thinking of how incredibly stupid I was. I'm looking at the NRA website and looking for firearms classes today.
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3) Yell really loud in Spanish that if they try to turn the knob again, you'll slit their throats and dance "La Macarena" around their graves.
 Quoting: J-Rico


1rof1 You're incorrigible, travieso!
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Do what I do. Buy a gun and leave your door unlocked while you pray for an intruder.
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~Azul~  (OP)

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Re: Funny experience that made me realize I NEED A GUN!
Azul...at least get something for those times when dh is off on business. He will most likely agree. Take some gun-safety lessons and training. That is the responsible thing to do and it is well worth it to learn about the most trivial issues of gun ownership.

You will be exposed to several different types of guns which can help you determine which type you would feel most comfortable owning.

A gun that is safely stored and safely used, by a trained and knowledgeable gun owner, rarely if ever, results in a worse case scenario.

But don't own a gun out of fear. Own it because you are responsible for the safety and well-being of your family.

Sorry for the rant...but this is one of those matters which is extremely important.
 Quoting: Art Smass 1208345


Thank you, all your advice makes sense. I've already started looking for firearms classes. It feels like a huge step, but I know it's one we need to make.
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Glad it was a cat and not a little gray alien or two.

You don't need buckshot for a shotgun for home defense, btw.

Standard birdshot will suffice.

Anyone that doesn't beleive, set a 2x12 plank as a target 10 or 12 feet away and shoot it with a load of birdshot--it'll blow it apart.

Birdshot won't go thru walls in a home situation as easily as buckshot, so if things get fancy you don't have to worry so much about wounding innocents in the next room.
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BBB shot is unbelievable what it does.
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And I'm the one who sits and yells at the stupid people in horror movies. DON"T OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR!!!

I can't even believe I brain farted so hard.



I should take you over my good knee!

1) Never open the freak'n door unless you know what is on the other side.

2) Home protection! get a firearm and learn how to use it safely!


Trust me I sat down after wards and almost got sick thinking of how incredibly stupid I was. I'm looking at the NRA website and looking for firearms classes today.
 Quoting: ~Azul~


Good Girl!

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You live in Arizona and you don't have a gun?! Your stray could have been MS-13.

Yeah, get a shotgun. Hurry.


*hangs head in shame* I know, I know.

But dh and I grew up in big cities. LA and NYC, it's hard getting over the mind set that guns are bad.
 Quoting: ~Azul~


I live in L.A. I don't even get in the car without a gun with me.
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...
Neighbors to the left is a young guy with schizophrenia and his mom
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 Quoting: ~Azul~

uhoh
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Do what I do. Buy a gun and leave your door unlocked while you pray for an intruder.
 Quoting: CrazyJarhead


OMFG! It seems I have a long lost brother after all.

My dogs are my keepers. Remember that scene from "Shooter" when Wahlberg is looking out the front door after his dog starts to bark and says, "You sure about that boy?"

That's the shit!
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Re: Funny experience that made me realize I NEED A GUN!
A Glock 45 ACP is nice IMO. Get used to the kick, a few rounds, and you are good to go. At close range, as in the case of an attacker, the Glock will do massive tissue damage which will stop the attacker in his tracks. You should be thankful living in a state like AZ! No need to register or get permission to exercise your Second Amendment right! I used to live in IL, now live in CO. I hated that FOID card I had to get in IL. Please Mr. Government, may I exercise my Second Amendment right? Not here in CO! Good luck to you OP!


See this is where I get paralysis by analysis. People start throwing all these names and gun numbers and I get overwhelmed.

Just buying a firearms seems so complicated. It's like being spoken to in a foreign language and you're left more confused than when you started.
 Quoting: ~Azul~


I agree. I wanted to do the "shop for myself" thing when I was taught how to shoot. My husband nixed that and gave me a Glock to carry. Ugly, but idiot-proof.
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Re: Funny experience that made me realize I NEED A GUN!
Glad you're okay, Azul and yeah, you prolly need a gun.

I'm not a fan of them, even though learning to handle a gun was part of my upbringing.
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You live in Arizona and you don't have a gun?! Your stray could have been MS-13.

Yeah, get a shotgun. Hurry.


*hangs head in shame* I know, I know.

But dh and I grew up in big cities. LA and NYC, it's hard getting over the mind set that guns are bad.


I live in L.A. I don't even get in the car without a gun with me.
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Yeppers!
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You live in Arizona and you don't have a gun?! Your stray could have been MS-13.

Yeah, get a shotgun. Hurry.


*hangs head in shame* I know, I know.

But dh and I grew up in big cities. LA and NYC, it's hard getting over the mind set that guns are bad.


I live in L.A. I don't even get in the car without a gun with me.
 Quoting: D's Pet


That's cool that you are comfortable with guns. All my years in LA I never met anyone with a gun.

Both dh and I grew up in households, where guns are bad and only criminals have them and the police should be relied on to protect you.

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Re: Funny experience that made me realize I NEED A GUN!
Curious. I was jumped by a KITTEH when I carried my trash to the dumpster.

He came out of the door on my side.

Well, I felt jumped but he actually ran away after catching my full attention briefly.


ROFL. I got jumped by a raccoon. The little fucker didn't back down either.
 Quoting: ~Azul~

had a raccoon threaten to eviscerate me in the middle of the night once. had my akita with me. that dog didn't mamma talk anything. he'd just wait till the threat got close, then take it down without a sound. i laughed at the raccoon and it left in embarrassment. (yes, i know coons wreak havoc on dogs. my dog never fought alone though. i was there too.)
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Saludos linda,

What you need is a Taurus The Judge pistol, get a shotgun too, but you can handle the pistol with one hand. It's a revolver so it won't jam, load up 2 with the 410 shotgun shells so you don't have to be that accurate aiming at first, then the solid 45 to finish them off.
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Curious. I was jumped by a KITTEH when I carried my trash to the dumpster.

He came out of the door on my side.

Well, I felt jumped but he actually ran away after catching my full attention briefly.


ROFL. I got jumped by a raccoon. The little fucker didn't back down either.
 Quoting: ~Azul~

Really? Day or night? It's those night time interludes with creatures of mild formidable size that can be a real delight.
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Saludos linda,

What you need is a Taurus The Judge pistol, get a shotgun too, but you can handle the pistol with one hand. It's a revolver so it won't jam, load up 2 with the 410 shotgun shells so you don't have to be that accurate aiming at first, then the solid 45 to finish them off.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1205639


Perfect for close quarters defense. A shotgun will take too much room to maneuver, esp in a hallway. Good choice for the car too.
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Re: Funny experience that made me realize I NEED A GUN!
Glad it was a cat and not a little gray alien or two.

You don't need buckshot for a shotgun for home defense, btw.

Standard birdshot will suffice.

Anyone that doesn't beleive, set a 2x12 plank as a target 10 or 12 feet away and shoot it with a load of birdshot--it'll blow it apart.

Birdshot won't go thru walls in a home situation as easily as buckshot, so if things get fancy you don't have to worry so much about wounding innocents in the next room.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 728979

To hell with all that. Advice from a bounty hunter friend of mine...reload the shells with gum drops.

The stuff flattens to a plate of gelatin across the chest and looks/feels/acts like you got the sh!t slapped outta you by King Kong. Severe skin bruising and pain as much as your still intact nerves can muster.

For all intents and purposes non-lethal.
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Neighbors to the left is a young guy with schizophrenia and his mom.


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hey pud hf i would get a gun for that reason alone...

you can also set up webcams around the perimeter of your home....

the shotguns nickname is the home protector hf





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