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GLP VC Topic Tonight: GLP Christmas kareoke *POSTPONED!*

 
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Although she did have a point about them being aware of being naked

the had become flesh
and were going to die.
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Although she did have a point about them being aware of being naked

the had become flesh
and were going to die.
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that awareness was a resul t of them falling by eating the fruit
they had knowedlge of their wrongdoing
because hey had disobeyed God.
they were also aware they were naked in more ways than one.
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Re: GLP VC Topic Tonight: GLP Christmas kareoke *POSTPONED!*
and
the shroud of turin is fake

according to the word of God which Dr Joye Pugh says she basis her "research" on.

Because Jesus was not covered from head to foot in one single cloth. only his body was wrapped in the liene and his head was seperately wrapped ULNIKE THE SHORUD OF TURNIN

********In both the ancient and modern procedure, and in the description of the custom, the head was never wrapped in such a way and the face would remain uncovered. It is very likely that the neck and upper shoulders were also not wrapped in the linen strips.*********

********The head and hair were anointed with the nard unguent, but the powdered spices do not appear to have been applied to the head or face. A small separate 'face cloth' or 'napkin' was generally placed on the face or around the head. John 20:7 refers to this separate cloth, so this aspect of the custom was definitely used regarding Jesus. Rather than ONE piece of cloth, certainly at least two separate pieces are described here.***********




In the day of Jesus, Jewish society was incredibly structured. Every aspect of life was precisely defined and controlled by religious beliefs. This organization of life included burial rituals.

The Bible is even very clear on this matter. John 19:38-40 is very precise in indicating that Joseph of Arimathaea and Nicodemus prepared Jesus' body in the manner of the Jews for proper burial. This procedure involves extensive wrapping of the body, while including a LOT of myrrh and aloes that would get placed between the various layers of cloth. Specifically, John 19:40 says that "Then took they the body of Jesus, and wound it in linen clothes with the spices, as the manner of the Jews is to bury."

The amount of myrrh and aloes used in this ritual was a sign of the respect for that individual. It was common to use great quantities of spices for embalming the dead. When Rabbi Gamaliel died around the same time, 80 pounds of spices were used in preparing his body. The same general situation is known regarding the death of Aristobulus. So the hundred pounds of myrrh and aloes mentioned in John 19:39 is generally in line with other highly respected people of the time.

Merrill Tenney describes the Jewish custom as follows: In preparing a body for burial according to Jewish custom, it was usually washed and straightened, and then bandaged tightly from the armpits to the ankles in strips of linen about a foot wide. Aromatic spices, often of a gummy consistency, were placed between the wrappings or folds. They served partially as a preservative and partially as a cement to glue the cloth wrappings into a solid covering. (from: The Reality of the Resurrection).

In some parts of Syria, this burial custom is still observed. In both the ancient and modern procedure, and in the description of the custom, the head was never wrapped in such a way and the face would remain uncovered. It is very likely that the neck and upper shoulders were also not wrapped in the linen strips.

The spices, the myrrh and the aloes, may have been placed dry or in the gummy consistency mentioned above. If they were placed dry between the various layers and folds of the linen, in the case of Jesus, it would not seem that we would still have the 'glue' effect mentioned above. However, in addition, a semi-liquid unguent such as nard was initially used to anoint the body. The effect of this would be to cause the powdered myrrh and aloes near the body to strongly adhere to the body and to the layers of linen. Outer layers of myrrh and the aloes might have remained as a dry powder.

The point being made here is that in either case, this complex and involved wrapping of many narrow strips of cloth would naturally have stuck together so strongly as to effectively make a relatively rigid 'cocoon' around the body.

The head and hair were anointed with the nard unguent, but the powdered spices do not appear to have been applied to the head or face. A small separate 'face cloth' or 'napkin' was generally placed on the face or around the head. John 20:7 refers to this separate cloth, so this aspect of the custom was definitely used regarding Jesus. Rather than ONE piece of cloth, certainly at least two separate pieces are described here.

Several points should be noted. A HUNDRED POUNDS of myrrh and aloes were applied during the burial preparation. If a single sheet, such as the Shroud of Turin was used as the burial cloth, how could they have applied such a great amount of spices? Jewish custom did not involve using a single cloth, but rather a number of long strips of linen that were tightly wrapped many times around the body. The presence of the myrrh and the nard would have made the burial clothes become extremely rigid. The burial clothes were never extended to cover the head or face but only wrapped the body.

The Shroud of Turin contradicts each of these known facts. It purports to show both the body and head and face of Jesus. It purports to be a single loose layer of cloth under and over the body, which is very different from the Jewish custom that was actually followed. Actually, such a burial would have been extremely disrespectful of Jesus, something that Joseph of Arimathaea would certainly not have done or allowed. No matter how carefully strips were wrapped around the body, it would be impossible to get a full body image, even if the face was not included. The Shroud of Turin is apparently not as physically rigid as the burial clothes of Jesus had to have been. It is not saturated with great amounts of myrrh and aloes, although it could be argued that such materials may have evaporated over the centuries (but precise chemical analysis should still show their presence, considering the original amount of 100 pounds, almost comparable to the body weight of Jesus Himself!).
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Re: GLP VC Topic Tonight: GLP Christmas kareoke *POSTPONED!*
if ya didn't catch the EDIT...

GLP VC show GLP chistmas kareoke is POSTPONED!!


anotha day!

mruck2
~you are love
~the key...it's almost time.

!poke the bulge!

~here is my hand...it can be closed like a fist...or open to hold...yet it is still my hand.
~Today is cancelled...due to lack of interest.
~Without order nothing exists. Without chaos nothing evolves.

ac 618285:
~"without both order and chaos, the illusion would not be able to continue.
one day in the far away future, order will submit to chaos and the entire illusion will vanish."
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Re: GLP VC Topic Tonight: GLP Christmas kareoke *POSTPONED!*
WHAY WAS IT PROSPONED?
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Re: GLP VC Topic Tonight: GLP Christmas kareoke *POSTPONED!*
Thread: ON THE 1ST DAY OF CHRISTMAS GLP GAVE TO ME.....


On the first day of Christmas, GLP gave to me
a TEOTWAWKI in a DOOM Tree



On the second day of Christmas, GLP gave to me
2 Morans baned, and a TEOTWAWKI in a DOOM Tree



On the third day of Christmas, GLP gave to me
3 NASA lies, 2 Morans baned, and a TEOTWAWKI in a DOOM Tree



On the fourth day of Christmas, GLP gave to me
4 New World Orders, 3 NASA lies, 2 Morans baned, and a TEOTWAWKI in a DOOM Tree



On the fifth day of Christmas, GLP gave to me
5 Shilllllls PWND!!
4 New World Orders, 3 NASA lies, 2 Morans baned, and a TEOTWAWKI in a DOOM Tree



On the sixth day of Christmas, GLP gave to me
6 CMEs bursting, 5 Shilllllls PWND!!
4 New World Orders, 3 NASA lies, 2 Morans baned, and a TEOTWAWKI in a DOOM Tree



On the seventh day of Christmas, GLP gave to me
7 Economies collapsing, 6 CMEs bursting, 5 Shilllllls PWND!!
4 New World Orders, 3 NASA lies, 2 Morans baned, and a TEOTWAWKI in a DOOM Tree



On the eighth day of Christmas, GLP gave to me
8 Wiki’s Leaking, 7 Economies collapsing, 6 CMEs bursting, 5 Shilllllls PWND!! 4 New World Orders, 3 NASA lies, 2 Morans baned, and a TEOTWAWKI in a DOOM Tree



On the ninth day of Christmas, GLP gave to me
9 Lightworkers chi’ing, 8 Wiki’s Leaking, 7 Economies collapsing, 6 CMEs bursting, 5 Shilllllls PWND!!
4 New World Orders, 3 NASA lies, 2 Morans baned, and a TEOTWAWKI in a DOOM Tree



On the tenth day of Christmas, GLP gave to me
10 Truthers truthing, 9 Lightworkers chi’ing, 8 Wiki’s Leaking, 7 Economies collapsing, 6 CMEs bursting, 5 Shilllllls PWND!!
4 New World Orders, 3 NASA lies, 2 Morans baned, and a TEOTWAWKI in a DOOM Tree



On the eleventh day of Christmas, GLP gave to me
11 Illuminati confessing, 10 Truthers truthing, 9 Lightworkers chi’ing, 8 Wiki’s Leaking, 7 Economies collapsing, 6 CMEs bursting, 5 Shilllllls PWND!!
4 New World Orders, 3 NASA lies, 2 Morans baned, and a TEOTWAWKI in a DOOM Tree



On the twelfth day of Christmas, GLP gave to me
12 UFOs landing, 11 Illuminati confessing, 10 Truthers truthing, 9 Lightworkers chi’ing, 8 Wiki’s Leaking, 7 Economies collapsing, 6 CMEs bursting, 5 Shilllllls PWND!!
4 New World Orders, 3 NASA lies, 2 Morans baned, and a TEOTWAWKI in a DOOM Tree!!



dance HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!! dance
Accept now that all you have seen from the day of your birth on the surface of the earth, to the present, and all that you will meet here are wonderful only because the finite mind of man is confused with fragments of evidence, that, from whatever direction we meet them, spring from an unreachable infinity.
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cute.

moawchrstkitteh
~you are love
~the key...it's almost time.

!poke the bulge!

~here is my hand...it can be closed like a fist...or open to hold...yet it is still my hand.
~Today is cancelled...due to lack of interest.
~Without order nothing exists. Without chaos nothing evolves.

ac 618285:
~"without both order and chaos, the illusion would not be able to continue.
one day in the far away future, order will submit to chaos and the entire illusion will vanish."
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:nan1:
^LeMoN^

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Re: GLP VC Topic Tonight: GLP Christmas kareoke *POSTPONED!*
Postponed until when?

I was looking forward to GLP's live audio Christmas cheer!
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Postponed until when?

I was looking forward to GLP's live audio Christmas cheer!
 Quoting: ^LeMoN^



yeah i know.

me too.

but here's a puppeh until we have the show.

tortpup
~you are love
~the key...it's almost time.

!poke the bulge!

~here is my hand...it can be closed like a fist...or open to hold...yet it is still my hand.
~Today is cancelled...due to lack of interest.
~Without order nothing exists. Without chaos nothing evolves.

ac 618285:
~"without both order and chaos, the illusion would not be able to continue.
one day in the far away future, order will submit to chaos and the entire illusion will vanish."
--------------------------------
:nan1:
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Re: GLP VC Topic Tonight: GLP Christmas kareoke *POSTPONED!*
DONT FORGET THIS
POSTPOONED


PLEAE I HAVE REQUESTS!!!!!!


please can the man with the very very deep voice sing
PEACE ON EARTH BY BING CROSBY AND DAVID BOWIE

AND MAKE HIM DO BOTH PARTS SIMULTANEOUSLY
DEEP AND HIGH

HERES A VIDEO GUIDE

[link to www.youtube.com]

HERES THE LYRICS



Peace On Earth - Little Drummer Boy Lyrics
Artist(Band):David Bowie
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Send "Peace On Earth - Little Drummer Boy" Ringtones to Cell

David: Hello...... you the new butler?
Bing: Hahaha! Well, it's been a long time since I've been the new anything!
David: What's happened to Hudson?
Bing: I guess he's changing.
David: Yeah, he does that a lot, doesn't he? Uhm... Oh, I'm David Bowie, I live
down the road.
Bing: Oh!
David: Sir Percival let's me use his piano when he's not around. He's not around, is
he?
Bing: I can honestly say I haven't seen him, but come on in! Come on in!
David: But uh...
Bing: Come on in!
David: Are you related to sir Percival?
Bing: Well, distantly...
David: Oh, you're not the poor relation from America, right?
Bing: Ha! Gee... news sure travels fast, doesn't it? I'm Bing.
David: Oh, I'm pleased to meet you. You're the one that sings, right?
Bing: Well, right or wrong, I sing either way.
David: Oh well, I sing too.
Bing: Oh good! What kind of singing?
David: Mostly the contemporary stuff. Do you uh... do you like modern music?
Bing: Oh, I think it's marvellous! Some of it really fine. But tell me, have you ever listened to any of the older fellows?
David: Oh yeah, sure. I like ah... John Lennon and the other one with eh...Harry
Nielson.
Bing: Mmm... you go back that far, huh?
David: Yeah, I'm not as young as I look.
Bing: Haha, none of us is these days!
David: In fact I've got a six year old son. And he really gets excited around the Christmas holiday-thing.
Bing: Do you go in for any of the traditional things in the eh Bowie household, Christmas time?
David: Oh yeah, most of them really. Presents, a tree, decorations, agents sliding down the chimney...
Bing: What??
David: I was just seeing if you were paying attention.
Bing: Haha!
David: Actually, our family do most of the things that other families do. We
sing the same songs.
Bing: Do you?
David: Oh, I even have a go at 'White Christmas'.
Bing: You do, uh!
David: And this one. This is my son's favourite. Do you know this one?
Bing: Oh, I do indeed, it's a lovely thing.

Come they told me pa-rum-pum-pum-pum
A new-born king to see pa-rum-pum-pum-pum
Our finest gifts we bring pa-rum-pum-pum-pum
Rum-pum-pum-pum, rum-pum-pum-pum

Come they told me pa-rum-pum-pum-pum
A new-born king to see pa-rum-pum-pum-pum
Our finest gifts we bring pa-rum-pum-pum-pum
to lay before the king pa-rum-pum-pum-pum
Rum-pum-pum-pum, rum-pum-pum-pum
so to honour him pa-rum-pum-pum-pum
when we come

Little baby pa-rum-pum-pum-pum
I stood beside him there pa-rum-pum-pum-pum
I played my drum for him pa-rum-pum-pum-pum
I played my best for him pa-rum-pum-pum-pum
Rum-pum-pum-pum, rum-pum-pum-pum
And he smiled at me pa-rum-pum-pum-pum
me and my drum

Peace on Earth, can it be
Years from now, perhaps we'll see
See the day of glory
See the day, when men of good will
Live in peace, live in peace again

Peace on Earth, can it be
Every child must be made aware
Every child must be made to care
Care enough for his fellow man
To give all the love that he can

I pray my wish will come true
For my child and your child too
He'll see the day of glory
See the day when men of good will
Live in peace, live in peace again

Peace on Earth, can it be
Can it be

Bing: Pretty thing, isn't it?
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Re: GLP VC Topic Tonight: GLP Christmas kareoke *POSTPONED!*
Postponed until when?

I was looking forward to GLP's live audio Christmas cheer!



yeah i know.

me too.

but here's a puppeh until we have the show.

:tortpup:
 Quoting: nanuke



puppeh in a taco? Ewwww.... taste good?





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