Godlike Productions - Discussion Forum
Users Online Now: 1,840 (Who's On?)Visitors Today: 706,865
Pageviews Today: 934,520Threads Today: 256Posts Today: 3,750
08:08 AM


Rate this Thread

Absolute BS Crap Reasonable Nice Amazing
 

The Magic Green Hat

 
BRIEF AND TO THE POINT
Offer Upgrade

User ID: 1182239
United States
12/05/2010 11:51 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
The Magic Green Hat
The Magic Green Hat

The other day I needed to go to the emergency room. Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my MAGIC GREEN HAT. When I went into the ER, I noticed that three-fourths of the people got up and left.

I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all. Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.





Here's the hat . . . .










usborderpatrol67







It also works at DMV. It saved me 5 hours.

At the Laundromat, three minutes after entering, I had my choice of any machine, most still running.

But...don't try it at McDonald's. The whole crew got up and left and l never got my order!
Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things.

You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!

when you rob Paul to give to Peter ... ... ... you will always get Peters support!

:Brieffromnativea:
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 1185044
United States
12/05/2010 11:53 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: The Magic Green Hat
lolatu
BROKEN

User ID: 1080426
United States
12/05/2010 11:56 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: The Magic Green Hat
funny shit
"The individual is handicapped by coming face to face
with a conspiracy so monstrous he cannot believe it exists."
J. Edgar Hoover

"Those who make Peaceful Revolution Impossible...Will make Violent Revolution Inevitable"
-JFK

:minimoran:
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 1170400
United States
12/05/2010 11:57 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: The Magic Green Hat
lmao
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 989174
United States
12/05/2010 11:59 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: The Magic Green Hat
lol
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 1182378
Portugal
12/05/2010 12:06 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: The Magic Green Hat
cruise
BRIEF AND TO THE POINT  (OP)

User ID: 1182239
United States
12/05/2010 12:08 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: The Magic Green Hat
LOL, is the message so perfectly true that nothing else needs to be said? hahahaha
Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things.

You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!

when you rob Paul to give to Peter ... ... ... you will always get Peters support!

:Brieffromnativea:
Hickory

User ID: 974021
United States
12/05/2010 12:10 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: The Magic Green Hat
You should try the black ICE hat sometime. chuckle
You have one life. Live it.
You have one voice, use it.
You have one
:Hickory-1:
Chawlee

User ID: 1184873
Switzerland
12/05/2010 12:13 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: The Magic Green Hat
LOL, is the message so perfectly true that nothing else needs to be said? hahahaha
 Quoting: BRIEF AND TO THE POINT


No. We all logged off to order one.
BRIEF AND TO THE POINT  (OP)

User ID: 1182239
United States
12/05/2010 12:13 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: The Magic Green Hat
You should try the black ICE hat sometime. chuckle
 Quoting: Hickory


Yeah, I'm sure that would do the trick as well...
Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things.

You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!

when you rob Paul to give to Peter ... ... ... you will always get Peters support!

:Brieffromnativea:
BRIEF AND TO THE POINT  (OP)

User ID: 1182239
United States
12/05/2010 12:13 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: The Magic Green Hat
LOL, is the message so perfectly true that nothing else needs to be said? hahahaha


No. We all logged off to order one.
 Quoting: Chawlee


Hahahaha!!
Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things.

You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!

when you rob Paul to give to Peter ... ... ... you will always get Peters support!

:Brieffromnativea:
grrttsgar

User ID: 1185064
United States
12/05/2010 12:20 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: The Magic Green Hat
Love the hat.
BRIEF AND TO THE POINT  (OP)

User ID: 1182239
United States
12/05/2010 12:25 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: The Magic Green Hat
Love the hat.
 Quoting: grrttsgar


I bought an extra one just for you.
Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things.

You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!

when you rob Paul to give to Peter ... ... ... you will always get Peters support!

:Brieffromnativea:
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 864564
United States
12/05/2010 12:25 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: The Magic Green Hat
you a funny man
Sophia/MM

User ID: 820660
United Kingdom
12/05/2010 02:39 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: The Magic Green Hat
chuckle

Greeeen lol
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 1167102
United States
12/05/2010 02:43 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: The Magic Green Hat
I need me one of those. lmao!
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 1171390
United States
12/05/2010 02:53 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: The Magic Green Hat
i got that e-mail too!!!


















3 years ago.
<Pontifus Maximus>

User ID: 966438
United States
12/05/2010 02:53 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: The Magic Green Hat
chuckle good one
BRIEF AND TO THE POINT  (OP)

User ID: 1182239
United States
12/05/2010 03:55 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: The Magic Green Hat
i got that e-mail too!!!


















3 years ago.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1171390


I'm sure it's been around more that a 22 year old stripper on cocaine...but it's still funny...
Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things.

You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!

when you rob Paul to give to Peter ... ... ... you will always get Peters support!

:Brieffromnativea:
laketrash

User ID: 1177490
United States
12/05/2010 04:00 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: The Magic Green Hat
where do you come up with this shit....

LMFAO!!!!

does it work on all of them..





GLP