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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1098392 United States 12/01/2010 08:54 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hi Im joseph, Quoting: ShaneSteeleMy wife Mary just told me she is pregnant with Gods son! This is really embarrassing, but I believe her and an angel confirmed it . How should I handle this with the neighbors and family?? Don't tell ANYONE - look what happened the last time this BS story got out |
Rastifar143
User ID: 1061799 United States 12/01/2010 08:55 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | A 90 year old man said to his doctor,” I’ve never felt better. I have an 18 –year- old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?” The doctor considered the question for a minute and then said,” I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of his gun. When he got to the creek, he saw a beaver sitting beside the stream. He raised his umbrella and went ‘bang , bang’ and the beaver fell dead.What do you think of that ?” The 90 year old man said,” I’d say someone else shot that beaver.” The doctor replied ,” My point exactly.” |
ShaneSteele
(OP) User ID: 1173331 United States 12/01/2010 08:55 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hi Im joseph, Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1098392My wife Mary just told me she is pregnant with Gods son! This is really embarrassing, but I believe her and an angel confirmed it . How should I handle this with the neighbors and family?? Don't tell ANYONE - look what happened the last time this BS story got out OK, Thats Funny!! I may consider!! |
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New Jerusalem Russ
User ID: 887324 United States 12/01/2010 08:56 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hi Im joseph, Quoting: ShaneSteeleMy wife Mary just told me she is pregnant with Gods son! This is really embarrassing, but I believe her and an angel confirmed it . How should I handle this with the neighbors and family?? Make sure you raise him with knowledge of the New Jerusalem New Jerusalem with King James Bible 0/0 --------------- ALPHA OMEGA NEW YEAR DAY ON VERNAL EQUINOX FROM NIAGARA FALLS MAR 1/10 ------ PALM TUESDAY- PASSOVER LAMB JESUS COMES TO JERUSALEM MAR 1/14 ------ PASSOVER SATURDAY MAR 1/15 ------ FIRST DAY OF FEAST OF UNLEAVENED BREAD MAR 1/20 ------ GOOD FRIDAY - Jesus is crucified MAR 1/21 ------ LAST DAY OF FEAST OF UNLEAVENED BREAD MAR 1/22 ------ EASTER SUNDAY - Jesus is Risen APR 2/17 ------ NOAH'S FLOOD BEGINS - Noah 600 years old APR 2/27 ------ MOTHER’S DAY - Earth dried after Noah's flood (Noah 601 years old) APR 2/31 ------ ASCENSION DAY THURSDAY(40 DAYS AFTER EASTER) MAY 3/10 ------ PENTECOST SUNDAY(50 DAYS AFTER EASTER) JUN 4/1 ------- FATHER’S DAY JUN 4/5 ------- EZEKIEL SAW VISIONS OF GOD JUN 4/15-22 --- GOD’S INDEPENDENCE CELEBRATION SEPT 7/1 ------ FEAST OF TRUMPETS SEPT 7/10 ----- DAY OF ATONEMENT SEPT 7/11 ----- SEPTEMBER 11 WAKE UP DAY SEPT 7/15-21 -- FEAST OF TABERNACLES SEPT 7/22 ----- LAST GREAT DAY OCT 8/16 ------ HALLOWEEN NOV 9/7---------THANKSGIVING NOV 9/11 ------ TRUTH DAY DEC 10/1-8 ---- FESTIVAL OF LIGHTS CHRISTMAS JAN 11/30 ----- LOVE DAY FEB 12/14-15 -- FEAST OF PURIM The foundation with God/Jesus to know truth from. GOVERNMENT DEPARTMENTS: DEPARTMENT OF AGRICULTURE DEPARTMENT OF THE INTERIOR DEPARTMENT OF COMMERCE DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE DEPARTMENT OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE DEPARTMENT OF LABOR DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION DEPARTMENT OF STATE DEPARTMENT OF ENERGY DEPARTMENT OF TRANSPORTATION DEPARTMENT OF HEALTH, HUMAN SERVICES, AND URBAN DEVELOPMENT DEPARTMENT OF THE TREASURY Your direct link [link to alphaomeganewjerusalem.com] Sat Nov 9/16/10 |
BRIEF AND TO THE POINT
User ID: 381742 United States 12/01/2010 08:57 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | If you believe that then I'm sure you will fall for immaculate infection excuse she gives you... Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it! when you rob Paul to give to Peter ... ... ... you will always get Peters support! :Brieffromnativea: |