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My wife pregnant with Gods Son, what now?

 
ShaneSteele
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My wife pregnant with Gods Son, what now?
Hi Im joseph,

My wife Mary just told me she is pregnant with Gods son!
This is really embarrassing, but I believe her and an angel confirmed it .

How should I handle this with the neighbors and family??
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agent Tell us where he is! agent
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12/01/2010 08:50 AM
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Abortion

TAKE THAT GOD
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12/01/2010 08:52 AM
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Go on Maury Povich..he'll straighten that two timing bitch out.
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Re: My wife pregnant with Gods Son, what now?
Hi Im joseph,

My wife Mary just told me she is pregnant with Gods son!
This is really embarrassing, but I believe her and an angel confirmed it .

How should I handle this with the neighbors and family??
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Don't tell ANYONE - look what happened the last time this BS story got out chuckle
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A 90 year old man said to his doctor,” I’ve never felt better. I have an 18 –year- old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?”
The doctor considered the question for a minute and then said,” I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of his gun. When he got to the creek, he saw a beaver sitting beside the stream. He raised his umbrella and went ‘bang , bang’ and the beaver fell dead.What do you think of that ?”

The 90 year old man said,” I’d say someone else shot that beaver.”
The doctor replied ,” My point exactly.”
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Hi Im joseph,

My wife Mary just told me she is pregnant with Gods son!
This is really embarrassing, but I believe her and an angel confirmed it .

How should I handle this with the neighbors and family??

Don't tell ANYONE - look what happened the last time this BS story got out chuckle
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OK, Thats Funny!! I may consider!!
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12/01/2010 08:56 AM
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read the developing child lots and lots of riddles.......


you'll see....
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Hi Im joseph,

My wife Mary just told me she is pregnant with Gods son!
This is really embarrassing, but I believe her and an angel confirmed it .

How should I handle this with the neighbors and family??
 Quoting: ShaneSteele




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12/01/2010 08:57 AM
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If you believe that then I'm sure you will fall for immaculate infection excuse she gives you...
Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things.

You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!

when you rob Paul to give to Peter ... ... ... you will always get Peters support!

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