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Need GLP'ers advice about going poop... (This is not a joke, read thread before banning) | |
| Deus Ex
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| vjohn04
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| Deus Ex
(OP) User ID: 1157103 United States11/29/2010 12:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Well I won't get into details, but I have the "swings in consistancy" that are associated with IBS. Doc, said that's just indicative of my diet at the time. Since I don't "hold it", it often doesn't have time to "become what most consider normal"? |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1178405  United Kingdom11/29/2010 12:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | When you put something in, something must come out....if you eat 2 lbs of food, 2 lbs must come out at some point...more or less. if not, youd swell like a dead man, and most likey smell and act like one too. common sense methinks, no? |
| Deus Ex
(OP) User ID: 1157103 United States11/29/2010 12:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | When you put something in, something must come out....if you eat 2 lbs of food, 2 lbs must come out at some point...more or less. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1178405if not, youd swell like a dead man, and most likey smell and act like one too. common sense methinks, no? Well, I am the only person I know who has to excuse himself immediately after taking my last bite to go poo. |
| goodmockingbird
User ID: 1172420 United States11/29/2010 12:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Provided a person eats plenty of fiber in the form of vegetables and whole grains -- yes it can be very healthy to *poop* after every meal. But that is not to say everything is great if you have to jump up immediately(!) and go relieve yourself. Do you take any probiotics? Different probiotics work well for different people, so maybe experiment with different brands. Also, make sure to combine your high fiber foods with proteins and healthy oils in any given meal, so that things get kind of modulated. I Support Our First Responders |
| AThinker? User ID: 1174220 United States11/29/2010 12:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Lots of possible things. Psychologically you could have it hard wired into your head that as soon as your done eating your mind says GET THIS CRAP OUT OF ME! and kicks in the poop mechanism. Do you have issues with food? do you think your fat? Are you in some way unhappy about yourself? if so, let it go. Be happy! Another thing could be to just tell yourself you wont poop after you eat. Psychological conscious interference in the unconscious mind is more powerful than people give it credit. Same idea as positive reinforcement. I think I can, I think I can, I think I can. |
| D's Pet
User ID: 1178382 United States11/29/2010 12:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | When you put something in, something must come out....if you eat 2 lbs of food, 2 lbs must come out at some point...more or less. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1178405if not, youd swell like a dead man, and most likey smell and act like one too. common sense methinks, no? Missed Bio 101, did you? The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you're rich. ~P. J. O'Rourke |
| Deus Ex
(OP) User ID: 1157103 United States11/29/2010 12:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Lots of possible things. Psychologically you could have it hard wired into your head that as soon as your done eating your mind says GET THIS CRAP OUT OF ME! and kicks in the poop mechanism. Quoting: AThinker? 1174220Do you have issues with food? do you think your fat? Are you in some way unhappy about yourself? if so, let it go. Be happy! Another thing could be to just tell yourself you wont poop after you eat. Psychological conscious interference in the unconscious mind is more powerful than people give it credit. Same idea as positive reinforcement. I think I can, I think I can, I think I can. I think it started when I was in 4th grade. I had to run home to avoid being beaten up by a 6th grader... I'd go poo before I left school, cause I thought it'd help me be faster. |
| ^OO^
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| ZOMBIE_KILLER
User ID: 923589 United States11/29/2010 12:32 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I poop once a day at 7:30 am right after my second cup of coffee. Last Edited by PParanoid on 11/29/2010 12:33 PM |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1178405 United Kingdom11/29/2010 12:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | When you put something in, something must come out....if you eat 2 lbs of food, 2 lbs must come out at some point...more or less. Quoting: Deus Exif not, youd swell like a dead man, and most likey smell and act like one too. common sense methinks, no? Well, I am the only person I know who has to excuse himself immediately after taking my last bite to go poo. Well, even tho it may be inoportune timing, consider yourself lucky to be able to know exactly when u must go...if not, well, you know... imagine being stuck on a bus, or driving in traffic..etc at least you know |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1178405 United Kingdom11/29/2010 12:42 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | When you put something in, something must come out....if you eat 2 lbs of food, 2 lbs must come out at some point...more or less. Quoting: D's Petif not, youd swell like a dead man, and most likey smell and act like one too. common sense methinks, no? Missed Bio 101, did you? Sure Im using some exaggeration, but it does kinda work that way dont it? put something in and something must come out? Im a mechanic not a dr, but it makes sense to me |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1136411 United States11/29/2010 12:45 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Ok, Quoting: Deus ExSo I have had IBS since I was a child. They used to call it nervous stomach?? Various treatments, pills, therapies, etc... nothing has worked for 30 years. Recently, I went to a new doctor and he tells me that nothing is wrong with me? My symptoms?? I HAVE TO GO POOP AFTER EVERY MEAL... Doc tells me that every single mammal (other than humans) does this, UNLESS UNDER STRESS. He then asks "do you have a dog"? Yes I replied. "What do you do after every single time you feed you dog" I reply, let her out to go potty. "There you go". He says. SO what's the truth GLP'ers?? Am I healthier? Or is this doc a quack? Completely normal.....it's your body's natural reaction...you would have a problem if you couldn't go poop. |
| Monster User ID: 1131292 United States11/29/2010 12:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | When I get nervous out side the home, or if I am somewhere without a bathroom, I have to go and usually just make it. sometimes I don't, my Mom and Daughter can hold it all day till we get home cause they dont want to poop in a public bathroom, I have parked my car and ran in the woods before, its awful, really torture to have this, is this a medical condition? |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1178405 United Kingdom11/29/2010 01:03 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | When I get nervous out side the home, or if I am somewhere without a bathroom, I have to go and usually just make it. sometimes I don't, my Mom and Daughter can hold it all day till we get home cause they dont want to poop in a public bathroom, I have parked my car and ran in the woods before, its awful, really torture to have this, is this a medical condition? Quoting: Monster 1131292Sorry to hear that, shit-break...but thats what i meant when i told opie at least he knows...sounds like diet and MAYBE an issue to me, but only from local poo-talk, im not a dr., but i stayed at a holiday in express last nite |
| Monster User ID: 1131292 United States11/29/2010 01:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | When I get nervous out side the home, or if I am somewhere without a bathroom, I have to go and usually just make it. sometimes I don't, my Mom and Daughter can hold it all day till we get home cause they dont want to poop in a public bathroom, I have parked my car and ran in the woods before, its awful, really torture to have this, is this a medical condition? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1178405Sorry to hear that, shit-break...but thats what i meant when i told opie at least he knows...sounds like diet and MAYBE an issue to me, but only from local poo-talk, im not a dr., but i stayed at a holiday in express last nite your funny, |
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