For the Aussies..Post your Turkey Day Disasters Family Trauma Accidents and massacres

fuk u tavi not gettin anything from me!!!!

BTW we dont have 'turkey day' here........



GO FUCK YOURSELF!!

Fucking Off now sir!!

Olivia Newton John was too good for you people!!

Now Now...be nice.....
The nice man was asking politly....all you have to say is its just another day for us....

Why on Earth would he think that any other nation does "Turkey Day"?

How bizarre.

what's a thanksgiving?

because the aborigines brought some kangaroos to the early settlers??

we call it KANGAROO DAY, OP. don't listen to the people who are being mean to you. not all aussies are mean.

HAPPY KANGAROO DAY!!!!

(koala day never really took off)

Starve the Bardies, Bruce!

we have happy wombat day? does that count?

Depends. How do they taste?

No such thing as Thanksgiving Day in Australia.

Nor New Zealand, England, India, China, Japan, Mexico, South Africa, and anywhere else for that matter.

Who are you thankful for? Must be a bunch of turkeys!

LOL! This reminds me of the time (without thinking) I wished my friend from England a Happy 4th of July!

She laughed and said, "It wasn't so happy for us!"

Good times! lol

Now we are getting some where...Holiday gaffe? Not bad..


Kids always do something funny or stupid on holidays.


....No one?

Turkey is really expensive down here - so we have resorted to roasting an Australian on a spit once per year. Tricky critters to catch, they squeal like pigs and taste a little like Canadians.

One year we drove a long way to Aunt and Uncle's place out in the boonies. On the drive home, five of six puked up their turkey dinners, mostly inside, and all over the sides of the vehicle. I guess the bird was under-done. The car always stunk after that.

'nother year, during the traditional post-meal hike of all able-bodied men and children(women mostly staying back to clean up), I fell off a log and through the ice into Spring Creek, in front of all my cousins. I had to run home fast. By the time everybody else got back, I was decked out in a pair of grampa's long johns. My country cousins roasted my city slicker ass over that one for years.

Thanks fellow Aussie, and many happy kangaroo returns to you too.

my fav. pert of the day is when old Uncle Arffur like to play and round of cricket in the back yard with all the kiddies, yes he does, never mind granmas windows, cousin billy can fix them.
After a good feed of kangaroo its of to the out house to get rid of a few of those extra kilos... good thing its called a thunder box , hey kiddies

Delicious.

how you can say its delicious ?
are you cannibal ?

Christmas Day is our day to eat turkey and ham, if traditional. Many have opted for seafood in modern times, since it is mid summer for us, and too hot to cook.

Australia Day is our national day of celebrating our happiness at living in a great place. (Shame about our stupid politicians determined to destroy our once cool way of life.)

Can't recall any disasters with food or cooking, but have witnessed some great family fights over the silly season.

we use chicken loaf

Ate too much. My sugar's finally down to 114 after 12 hours.

Went to Walmart at 12mid, and got four fleece pajamas, two nice knitted sweaters and two pullovers for 34 bucks.

We'll always have Xanadu.

Stores are open at midnight? WTF?

No the sale starts at 12:01, the store is 24 hours. The super sale from 5 to 11 am.

stop it americans... this thread is about us aussies

go to bed americans, Its late or should I say early for you lot

So anyway Kangaroos and wombats.....

I have kangaroos in the top paddock

WINNER!!!!!