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Terrifying spider not extinct in England after all

 
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11/23/2010 11:47 AM
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Terrifying spider not extinct in England after all
English readers will be horrified to know that the Rosser's sac spider still lives amongst them. Thought to be extinct in England, the spider was recently spotted, alive, well, and probably plotting evil.

For the most part, the extinction of species through destruction of habitat is a sad thing. Well-reasoned environmental papers, impassioned public pleas, and strangely upbeat Joni Mitchell songs have been written about the subject. The dark cloud of human environmental destruction has a tiny silver lining in that every now and then it destroys something awful.

The Rosser's sac spider, and tiny, light-brown horror that could be creeping up your sleeve right now, was spotted in the English wetlands in Suffolk in the 1950s. Reacting sensibly, the English government drained the wetlands to make farmland and the spider was never heard from again. That is, until a gentleman named Ian Dawson spotted one in Cambridgeshire in September and ten more in October.

The Rosser's sac spider generally is hard to spot, because it doesn't put up webs. Instead it sleeps in leaves and hunts by 'creeping up' on prey. It is confined to wetlands, and since wetlands are vulnerable to drought, industrial pollution, and drainage, the Rosser's sac spider is globally endangered. Io9 exhorts British readers to descend upon the small fragments of English wetland with rolled up newspapers and souls of tempered steel. With just a little work, the Rosser's sac spider can be truly extinct in your fair land. Keep calm and crush on.

Via the BBC. [link to www.bbc.co.uk]
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Re: Terrifying spider not extinct in England after all
Damn, that gives me the ebie jeebies.
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Re: Terrifying spider not extinct in England after all
Care to enlighten us as to why this spider is terrifying?
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11/23/2010 12:13 PM
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Care to enlighten us as to why this spider is terrifying?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1137742

...yeah, because the story didn't sound like that at all.
It sounds like it's a very welcome sighting of something they thought they had lost forever.

I like spiders...I think they get a bad rep, just because they sometimes bite us.
They only bite when we hurt them...sometimes, we don't even see them.
I'd try and bite a giant that was gonna crush me too!

I like how they catch and eat other bugs.
I'd much rather have spiders hangin' around my house than roaches, or bed bugs....
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11/23/2010 12:17 PM
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Spiders...

One of those areas where the caveman brain trumps logic.

I know they are beneficial etc.. but there is some built in primal fear i have of them...

Something left over from thousands of years ago i suppose..
Same thing with snakes...
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11/23/2010 12:19 PM
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Care to enlighten us as to why this spider is terrifying?

...yeah, because the story didn't sound like that at all.
It sounds like it's a very welcome sighting of something they thought they had lost forever.

I like spiders...I think they get a bad rep, just because they sometimes bite us.
They only bite when we hurt them...sometimes, we don't even see them.
I'd try and bite a giant that was gonna crush me too!

I like how they catch and eat other bugs.
I'd much rather have spiders hangin' around my house than roaches, or bed bugs....
 Quoting: Woodsprite



I don't like them ON me, but I try not to kill them. Catch and release, though everyone thinks I'm a tree hugging weirdo when I do it. So I don't like killing things? EAT ME! LOL





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