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My dog is mad and sleeping alone tonight. He saw me having sex.....WTH????

 
natasha77
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My dog is mad and sleeping alone tonight. He saw me having sex.....WTH????
Can a dog get jealous? He saw us and now he wont sleep with me. Honestly its funny but weird too.
SPEAK UP. SILENCE IS DEADLY!

I am currently experiencing life at several WTFs per hour.
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Is this normal?
SPEAK UP. SILENCE IS DEADLY!

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Better ask the Tarot.
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Re: My dog is mad and sleeping alone tonight. He saw me having sex.....WTH????
sleeping with your dog when you have male company in your bed is not normal.

Being worried that your dog is mad at you is not normal either..

go smoke some more e cigarettes and relax
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Re: My dog is mad and sleeping alone tonight. He saw me having sex.....WTH????
i'd suggest stroking his slender love rocket until he comes around
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Re: My dog is mad and sleeping alone tonight. He saw me having sex.....WTH????
The dog was just offended by the smell. Dont worry, in a couple of hours it will be rolling around in the fuckstain.

And no, it isnt normal to wonder if your dog is jealous.
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Re: My dog is mad and sleeping alone tonight. He saw me having sex.....WTH????
sleeping with your dog when you have male company in your bed is not normal.

Being worried that your dog is mad at you is not normal either..

go smoke some more e cigarettes and relax
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The only thing I want to point out is that the vast majority of us that post here left "normal" a long long time ago.
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Re: My dog is mad and sleeping alone tonight. He saw me having sex.....WTH????
sleeping with your dog when you have male company in your bed is not normal.

Being worried that your dog is mad at you is not normal either..

go smoke some more e cigarettes and relax
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1110032

For your information, my dog was NOT invited into the bedroom. He just strolled in.
My dog is my best friend, my real love. Of course i'm questioning why he's behaving strange. Yes, an E cig is what i need.
SPEAK UP. SILENCE IS DEADLY!

I am currently experiencing life at several WTFs per hour.
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i'd suggest stroking his slender love rocket until he comes around
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Oh yeah! I was single For 7 years with my dog. When I got married, he was jealous for over a year.
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Re: My dog is mad and sleeping alone tonight. He saw me having sex.....WTH????
sleeping with your dog when you have male company in your bed is not normal.

Being worried that your dog is mad at you is not normal either..

go smoke some more e cigarettes and relax

For your information, my dog was NOT invited into the bedroom. He just strolled in.
My dog is my best friend, my real love. Of course i'm questioning why he's behaving strange. Yes, an E cig is what i need.
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your real love? so who's the chap in the bed then?
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Re: My dog is mad and sleeping alone tonight. He saw me having sex.....WTH????
sleeping with your dog when you have male company in your bed is not normal.

Being worried that your dog is mad at you is not normal either..

go smoke some more e cigarettes and relax

For your information, my dog was NOT invited into the bedroom. He just strolled in.
My dog is my best friend, my real love. Of course i'm questioning why he's behaving strange. Yes, an E cig is what i need.
 Quoting: natasha77


Look Nat, after your male company leaves, give your dog a quick blowjob. It'll blow his mind and you'll both feel better. He deserves that much at least, for fuck's sake.
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Re: My dog is mad and sleeping alone tonight. He saw me having sex.....WTH????
The dog was just offended by the smell. Dont worry, in a couple of hours it will be rolling around in the fuckstain.

And no, it isnt normal to wonder if your dog is jealous.
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Disgusting. Silly me to ask such a question of so many sympathetic (pathetic) people
SPEAK UP. SILENCE IS DEADLY!

I am currently experiencing life at several WTFs per hour.
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Share an expressed anal milkshake.
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Re: My dog is mad and sleeping alone tonight. He saw me having sex.....WTH????
sleeping with your dog when you have male company in your bed is not normal.

Being worried that your dog is mad at you is not normal either..

go smoke some more e cigarettes and relax

For your information, my dog was NOT invited into the bedroom. He just strolled in.
My dog is my best friend, my real love. Of course i'm questioning why he's behaving strange. Yes, an E cig is what i need.


Look Nat, after your male company leaves, give your dog a quick blowjob. It'll blow his mind and you'll both feel better. He deserves that much at least, for fuck's sake.
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5a Oh for sure.
SPEAK UP. SILENCE IS DEADLY!

I am currently experiencing life at several WTFs per hour.
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Re: My dog is mad and sleeping alone tonight. He saw me having sex.....WTH????
The dog was just offended by the smell. Dont worry, in a couple of hours it will be rolling around in the fuckstain.

And no, it isnt normal to wonder if your dog is jealous.

Disgusting. Silly me to ask such a question of so many sympathetic (pathetic) people
 Quoting: natasha77


pathetic? yeah, you're the one upset about your dog being jealous.
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Re: My dog is mad and sleeping alone tonight. He saw me having sex.....WTH????
sleeping with your dog when you have male company in your bed is not normal.

Being worried that your dog is mad at you is not normal either..

go smoke some more e cigarettes and relax

For your information, my dog was NOT invited into the bedroom. He just strolled in.
My dog is my best friend, my real love. Of course i'm questioning why he's behaving strange. Yes, an E cig is what i need.


your real love? so who's the chap in the bed then?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1110032

An occasional fuck.
SPEAK UP. SILENCE IS DEADLY!

I am currently experiencing life at several WTFs per hour.
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Re: My dog is mad and sleeping alone tonight. He saw me having sex.....WTH????
sleeping with your dog when you have male company in your bed is not normal.

Being worried that your dog is mad at you is not normal either..

go smoke some more e cigarettes and relax

For your information, my dog was NOT invited into the bedroom. He just strolled in.
My dog is my best friend, my real love. Of course i'm questioning why he's behaving strange. Yes, an E cig is what i need.


Look Nat, after your male company leaves, give your dog a quick blowjob. It'll blow his mind and you'll both feel better. He deserves that much at least, for fuck's sake.

5a Oh for sure.
 Quoting: natasha77


Do not get coy with me young lady.

You now must swallow Rex's load.
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Re: My dog is mad and sleeping alone tonight. He saw me having sex.....WTH????
Maybe he's mad cause you didn't invite him for a threesome.
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:romaflag:
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Re: My dog is mad and sleeping alone tonight. He saw me having sex.....WTH????
The dog was just offended by the smell. Dont worry, in a couple of hours it will be rolling around in the fuckstain.

And no, it isnt normal to wonder if your dog is jealous.

Disgusting. Silly me to ask such a question of so many sympathetic (pathetic) people
 Quoting: natasha77


So did you spit or swallow?
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Oh yeah! I was single For 7 years with my dog. When I got married, he was jealous for over a year.
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THANK YOU VERY MUCH. Heres someone who understands, but everything here gets *blown* outta proportion.
SPEAK UP. SILENCE IS DEADLY!

I am currently experiencing life at several WTFs per hour.
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Re: My dog is mad and sleeping alone tonight. He saw me having sex.....WTH????
Your dog called me to.

Didn't know what to tell him.
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Re: My dog is mad and sleeping alone tonight. He saw me having sex.....WTH????
sleeping with your dog when you have male company in your bed is not normal.

Being worried that your dog is mad at you is not normal either..

go smoke some more e cigarettes and relax

For your information, my dog was NOT invited into the bedroom. He just strolled in.
My dog is my best friend, my real love. Of course i'm questioning why he's behaving strange. Yes, an E cig is what i need.


your real love? so who's the chap in the bed then?

An occasional fuck.
 Quoting: natasha77


you're a real classy lady.
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LOL yeah lets come onto a conspiracy forum and make a thread about having sex and wondering why your dog is jealous. LOL dont expect any serious comments...just bein real
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Now all you need is some oven mitts and it's showtime.
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Re: My dog is mad and sleeping alone tonight. He saw me having sex.....WTH????
Is anyone considering the dog's side in this?

I fight off the mail man, the garbage man, and now the it's okay that the occasional fuck man come's in?
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Re: My dog is mad and sleeping alone tonight. He saw me having sex.....WTH????
Oh yeah! I was single For 7 years with my dog. When I got married, he was jealous for over a year.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH. Heres someone who understands, but everything here gets *blown* outta proportion.
 Quoting: natasha77


Look, I get your little pun.

Truth is, you're more than a little interested. You saw the idea and suddenly came face to face with what you were already thinking. Just do it. That dog will be there for you when no one else will. And can you imagine being a dog? Give the poor mutt the mindbending orgasm he's been dreaming about these many long years.
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Re: My dog is mad and sleeping alone tonight. He saw me having sex.....WTH????
sleeping with your dog when you have male company in your bed is not normal.

Being worried that your dog is mad at you is not normal either..

go smoke some more e cigarettes and relax

For your information, my dog was NOT invited into the bedroom. He just strolled in.
My dog is my best friend, my real love. Of course i'm questioning why he's behaving strange. Yes, an E cig is what i need.


Look Nat, after your male company leaves, give your dog a quick blowjob. It'll blow his mind and you'll both feel better. He deserves that much at least, for fuck's sake.

5a Oh for sure.


Do not get coy with me young lady.

You now must swallow Rex's load.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 982910

pphtt
SPEAK UP. SILENCE IS DEADLY!

I am currently experiencing life at several WTFs per hour.
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LINK...
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LINK...
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Fo shizzle.

Turn on the webcam for this one Nat.





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