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Why Do SOME People Spit?

 
*Jentle*  (OP)

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Please note I said "Some" men before you all come along and attack me, lol.

I was working today and had to go to the shop next door to get some change. A guy came along and I heard the throaty noise first before he grogged up a greenie which just missed my shoe. I didn't say anything to him: I was too busy trying not to vomit from retching. Why do guys do that? Even when I'm driving and stop at traffic lights, I see men winding down the window and projecting some lung filled bodily fluid onto the road, although I think it hits my car sometimes.

Sportsmen, especially footballers, are always filmed on TV just as they spit out. Why? I would have thought that their mouths would be dry from running around the pitch for 90 minutes.

Do men produce more saliva than women. Or more yucky lung stuff. Or does this just happen in the UK?

Sorry guys, but the ones who cough up the groggy stuff and spit it in the street should be shot.

We haven't talked...but that comment had me falling off the chair........ laugh111 laugh111 laugh111
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It describes it really well.

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It is basically the same behavior you see in dogs, squirting small amounts of pee everywhere to mark their presence in the world for other dogs to notice.

It would be too inconvenient for these humanoids trapped in their Neanderthal instincts to haul out their little weiner every time, so they use this method instead to spread their bodily fluids all over the place.

It is called Evolution.
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Re: Why Do SOME People Spit?
Real men spit. Like I said, lesbian rockon

Real men spit? Well, maybe they were considered "real men" about 1000 years ago. In 2010, they are just disgusting.
 Quoting: *Jentle*



Even 1000 years ago it was considered unclean. Check religious books about emissions. Spit was on the list next to semen, pee, poop, and menstrual blood as unclean.

Matthew 15:11 -- it is not what goes into the mouth that defiles a person, but what comes out of the mouth; this defiles a person.

Even 2000 years ago it was disgusting.
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We get valid comparisons, multi-dimensional visuals, men vs. women dynamics and health care issues....all wrapped up into a nice post!

BRAVO!!

By the Bye.....We can't help it, it's the Dog in Us!
 Quoting: Reader.

Dogs can be trained. :Jen 2:
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11/04/2010 07:31 PM
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Re: Why Do SOME People Spit?
If you are talking about removing excess mucous from your throat, spitting it out rather then swallowing a big nasty

Walking down the street you think I carry "tissues" with me in the off chance i get a lungy caught up in my throat?

Walking down the street, do you think I carry a porta-pody with me in case I need to "flush" this "tissue" I'm supposed to be carrying 24/7?

You think I'm going to hold a big wet lungy in my mouth until i get off the "street"?

You are such a feckin' tool xD


Be nice. Carry some tissues with you. One of the reasons mum's everywhere encourage youngsters to keep a hankie in their pocket.
 Quoting: *Jentle*

Well, I'll have you know that personally I would have no problem spitting if i have excess mucous built up in my throat. I am however the type of person who would make a point to keep from putting it somewhere where another person is likely to come in contact with it.

like if i was walking down the road I defiantly wouldn't make a seen by choking one up, or doing it in anyones general direction. Most likely I would aim for the middle of the street or something.

So you do have a point, some people take it to an extreme.

P.S.

I'll pass on keeping a snot filled rag in my pocket. Thanks :)
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11/04/2010 07:32 PM
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The ass doesn't lube itself.
It's a curiosity.
*Jentle*  (OP)

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11/04/2010 07:34 PM
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If you are talking about removing excess mucous from your throat, spitting it out rather then swallowing a big nasty

Walking down the street you think I carry "tissues" with me in the off chance i get a lungy caught up in my throat?

Walking down the street, do you think I carry a porta-pody with me in case I need to "flush" this "tissue" I'm supposed to be carrying 24/7?

You think I'm going to hold a big wet lungy in my mouth until i get off the "street"?

You are such a feckin' tool xD


Be nice. Carry some tissues with you. One of the reasons mum's everywhere encourage youngsters to keep a hankie in their pocket.

Well, I'll have you know that personally I would have no problem spitting if i have excess mucous built up in my throat. I am however the type of person who would make a point to keep from putting it somewhere where another person is likely to come in contact with it.

like if i was walking down the road I defiantly wouldn't make a seen by choking one up, or doing it in anyones general direction. Most likely I would aim for the middle of the street or something.

So you do have a point, some people take it to an extreme.

P.S.

I'll pass on keeping a snot filled rag in my pocket. Thanks :)
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Well, I do appreciate your input (maybe not your output, lol) in this thread. Thanks so much. hf
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If you are talking about removing excess mucous from your throat, spitting it out rather then swallowing a big nasty

Walking down the street you think I carry "tissues" with me in the off chance i get a lungy caught up in my throat?

Walking down the street, do you think I carry a porta-pody with me in case I need to "flush" this "tissue" I'm supposed to be carrying 24/7?

You think I'm going to hold a big wet lungy in my mouth until i get off the "street"?

You are such a feckin' tool xD


Be nice. Carry some tissues with you. One of the reasons mum's everywhere encourage youngsters to keep a hankie in their pocket.

Well, I'll have you know that personally I would have no problem spitting if i have excess mucous built up in my throat. I am however the type of person who would make a point to keep from putting it somewhere where another person is likely to come in contact with it.

like if i was walking down the road I defiantly wouldn't make a seen by choking one up, or doing it in anyones general direction. Most likely I would aim for the middle of the street or something.

So you do have a point, some people take it to an extreme.

P.S.

I'll pass on keeping a snot filled rag in my pocket. Thanks :)

Well, I do appreciate your input (maybe not your output, lol) in this thread. Thanks so much. hf
 Quoting: *Jentle*


I think he's coming on to you......
*Jentle*  (OP)

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11/04/2010 07:38 PM
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I think he's coming on to you......
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Sputum free, I hope.
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11/04/2010 07:39 PM
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Re: Why Do SOME People Spit?
I love to spit (no homo) any and every time. In the shower, outside, in a can, and sometimes on myself if I'm dreaming. Most of the time it isn't anything other than the spit in my mouth but there's nothing wrong with coughing something up.

Unless it's in a home of course and not in the bathroom. Or if you're just a stank ass dirtbag and everything about you smells and doesn't leave. Then I would agree that would be sick.
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We get valid comparisons, multi-dimensional visuals, men vs. women dynamics and health care issues....all wrapped up into a nice post!

BRAVO!!

By the Bye.....We can't help it, it's the Dog in Us!

Dogs can be trained. :Jen 2:
 Quoting: *Jentle*


Choke collar never worked on my Airedale...

Had to neuter the poor bastard


whatever :ankle_bite:
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I spit while jogging because heavy breathing causes the saliva to condense and get sticky. I don't do it where others are around, and think it's a sick habit to do around others, similar to knuckle cracking, and I suppose to a degree loud belching and farting, though I've been known to do those around others.
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11/04/2010 07:42 PM
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Sputum free, I hope.
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I actually had to look that up. Is that a European thing? rolleyes
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We get valid comparisons, multi-dimensional visuals, men vs. women dynamics and health care issues....all wrapped up into a nice post!

BRAVO!!

By the Bye.....We can't help it, it's the Dog in Us!

Dogs can be trained. :Jen 2:


Choke collar never worked on my Airedale...

Had to neuter the poor bastard


whatever :ankle_bite:
 Quoting: Reader.


Interesting....I didn't intentionally add the "what ever Av"...must have been a Freudian Slip


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they do it in front of women deliberately

they think they seem quite rouge-ish, quite the rascal

but they are just disgusting
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Sputum free, I hope.

I actually had to look that up. Is that a European thing? rolleyes
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I don't know if it's just a British word. It's another word for mucous. I hate both words. :jen24:
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Well if I spat on your shoes, I'd wipe the groggers off them for you. I'm a gentleman enough to at least do that.
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Re: Why Do SOME People Spit?
Please note I said "Some" men before you all come along and attack me, lol.

I was working today and had to go to the shop next door to get some change. A guy came along and I heard the throaty noise first before he grogged up a greenie which just missed my shoe. I didn't say anything to him: I was too busy trying not to vomit from retching. Why do guys do that? Even when I'm driving and stop at traffic lights, I see men winding down the window and projecting some lung filled bodily fluid onto the road, although I think it hits my car sometimes.

Sportsmen, especially footballers, are always filmed on TV just as they spit out. Why? I would have thought that their mouths would be dry from running around the pitch for 90 minutes.

Do men produce more saliva than women. Or more yucky lung stuff. Or does this just happen in the UK?

Sorry guys, but the ones who cough up the groggy stuff and spit it in the street should be shot.
 Quoting: *Jentle*


I spit alot , this is a good way to get rid of shit. When sick and im very rarely sick , I spit all day long and it go away pretty fast.

spit spit spit spit
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Well if I spat on your shoes, I'd wipe the groggers off them for you. I'm a gentleman enough to at least do that.
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I thank you hf
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Sputum free, I hope.

I actually had to look that up. Is that a European thing? rolleyes
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That used to be slang for semen.

spu
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Hey, I hock a lugey sometimes and I also blow my nose the farmers way by placing a finger next to my nose and blowing out a wad of snot on the ground. Why? Because in High School one time a nasty bitch much like the OP reamed my ass in class for snuffing my nose all day and not relieving myself of the blockage.
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I spit alot , this is a good way to get rid of shit. When sick and im very rarely sick , I spit all day long and it go away pretty fast.

spit spit spit spit
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Well if I knew you, I know what I'd get you as a present....A spittoon. Might need to google that, lol.
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Hey, I hock a lugey sometimes and I also blow my nose the farmers way by placing a finger next to my nose and blowing out a wad of snot on the ground. Why? Because in High School one time a nasty bitch much like the OP reamed my ass in class for snuffing my nose all day and not relieving myself of the blockage.
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Nose whistler, eh? :Jen 2:
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I don't know if it's just a British word. It's another word for mucous. I hate both words. :jen24:
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I was looking for a good utube vid involving men + spit.

A little less relevant to the topic....but I found a good laugh. The alternative was some HIV+ dude spitting all over a cop :X

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they do it in front of women deliberately

they think they seem quite rouge-ish, quite the rascal

but they are just disgusting
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LOL, maybe a few thousands guys on the jersey shore and venice beach. Not many guys I've seen trying to pick up a girl by spitting, unless of course he's got to spit anyway.
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Without further a due:

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It must be some primal instinct which has been carried forward in time. Loved the vid, thanks. hf
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Please note I said "Some" men before you all come along and attack me, lol.

I was working today and had to go to the shop next door to get some change. A guy came along and I heard the throaty noise first before he grogged up a greenie which just missed my shoe. I didn't say anything to him: I was too busy trying not to vomit from retching. Why do guys do that? Even when I'm driving and stop at traffic lights, I see men winding down the window and projecting some lung filled bodily fluid onto the road, although I think it hits my car sometimes.

Sportsmen, especially footballers, are always filmed on TV just as they spit out. Why? I would have thought that their mouths would be dry from running around the pitch for 90 minutes.

Do men produce more saliva than women. Or more yucky lung stuff. Or does this just happen in the UK?

Sorry guys, but the ones who cough up the groggy stuff and spit it in the street should be shot.
 Quoting: *Jentle*



They think it makes them look masculine.
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I had a son who used to do this. I harped on him for years.

One day we were walking out of a parking spot, and he spat. I turned and planted my huge working man's paw on his nose at about 50 miles an hour. He rolled under a parked car, comes out and says, "gees what is wrong with you".

I told him if he ever spat in public again, the next time it would be a total ass kicking.

He doesn't spit anymore. At least not in my or his mothers presence.

This is a disgusting brain dead, habit that thug or macho males do. They just need to be set into their real place. Which is chickenshit land.

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I had a son who used to do this. I harped on him for years.

One day we were walking out of a parking spot, and he spat. I turned and planted my huge working man's paw on his nose at about 50 miles an hour. He rolled under a parked car, comes out and says, "gees what is wrong with you".

I told him if he ever spat in public again, the next time it would be a total ass kicking.

He doesn't spit anymore. At least not in my or his mothers presence.

This is a disgusting brain dead, habit that thug or macho males do. They just need to be set into their real place. Which is chickenshit land.
 Quoting: Ricfly52

hf
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Spitting is freaking disgusting.

Another less than savory habit is public dental hygiene. Seriously, people, if you need to use a toothpick or one of those plastic flossing things, DO NOT DO THAT SHIT in my presence. My boss is *constantly* dragging those things out of his pocket and rooting around between his teeth with it while he sucks and blows and yes, even makes little spitting runs at the carpet.

I just get up and leave the damned room, regardless of what we were discussing or the situation. I don't have to put up with that shit. I thought eventually he'd make the connection between tooth-picking and my abrupt departures, but he hasn't yet, and shows no signs of doing so.
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