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How to OPT OUT of the TSA's naked body scanners at airports........... OPT OUT ........

 
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11/02/2010 07:59 PM
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How to OPT OUT of the TSA's naked body scanners at airports

I encountered my first airport naked body scanner while flying out of California today, and of course I decided to "opt out" of the scan. You do this by telling the blue-shirted TSA agents that you simply wish to opt out of the body scanner.


Here's what happened after that:



A TSA agent told me to step to the side and stay put.

He then proceeded to shout out loudly enough for all the other travelers and TSA agents to hear, "OPT OUT! OPT OUT!"

This is no doubt designed to attract attention (or perhaps humiliation) to those who choose to opt out of the naked body scanner. I saw no purpose for this verbal alert because the same TSA agent who was yelling this ultimately was the one who patted me down anyway.

For the pat down, first I was required to walk through the regular metal detector. From there, I was asked if I wanted to be patted down in a private room, or if I didn't mind just being patted down in full view of everyone else. Not being a shy person in the first place, I told the agent I didn't need a private room.

He then explained to me that he was going to pat down my entire body, including my crotch and my buttocks, but that he would use the back of his hands to pat down the crotch and buttocks areas. This is probably designed to make the pat-down seem less "personal" and more detached. That way, air passengers can't complain of being felt up by TSA agents who might get carried away with the pat-down procedure.

He asked if it hurt for me to be touched anywhere, and I told him no, at which point he proceeded with the pat down.

It was a well-scripted pat-down, covering all the areas of my body, including a mild crotch sweep (it wasn't especially invasive or anything, as doctors will do far worse during a physical exam). He swept my arms, legs, hips, back of the neck, ankles and everywhere else. To the TSA's credit, this guy was fast, efficient and only used a light touch that was in no way disturbing. But it did take an extra five minutes or so compared to walking through the naked body scanner.

Speaking of the naked body scanners, as I was having my crotch swept by the back of the hand of this TSA agent, I was observing other air travelers subjecting themselves to the naked body scanners. They were told to walk into the body scanner staging area and then hold their arms in the air in a pose as if they were under arrest.

They were told to freeze in this position for several seconds (perhaps 10 seconds) during which they were being blasted with ionizing radiation that we all know contributes to cancer.

The TSA, of course, will tell you that these machines can't possibly contribute to cancer. But they said the same thing about mammograms, and we now know that mammograms are so harmful to women's health that they actually harm ten women for everyone one woman they help.

So I'm not exactly taking the U.S. government at its word that naked body scanner radiation is "harmless."

As these air travelers were being scanned, their naked body images were appearing on a screen somewhere, of course. Some TSA agent was examining the naked body shape and contours of all these people, and even though we were told by the TSA that the image viewing machines cannot store images, we have since learned that the machines actually do have the capability to store those images.

In addition, rogue TSA employees could simply use their cell phones to take snapshots of what they see on the screen. There are no doubt rules against such behavior, but it's bound to happen sooner or later.

Meanwhile, my own security screening was proceeding fully clothed. I don't want to broadcast my naked butt cheeks on the TSA's graphic monitors, thank you very much!

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11/02/2010 10:22 PM
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Re: How to OPT OUT of the TSA's naked body scanners at airports........... OPT OUT ........
Everyone needs to to opt out, that will put either so much pressure that they have to drop their use or make them hire another 10,000 agents because if they don't it will cause major delays.
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11/02/2010 10:27 PM
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Re: How to OPT OUT of the TSA's naked body scanners at airports........... OPT OUT ........
how about you opt out of the scan and the pat down. It's an act of submission....enough people say no to the pat down, then we have the power
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11/02/2010 10:33 PM
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Re: How to OPT OUT of the TSA's naked body scanners at airports........... OPT OUT ........
I opted out this last weekend and got a pat-down instead of that cancer-inducing radiation machine.

The pat down was kind of funny because the little Asian TSA guy asked me if I had any "sensitive" areas on my body that I didn't want patted down.

I said, "My Balls."

I'm not kidding. He just stared at me like he didn't know what balls were. I had to explain that I didn't like anyone touching my nut sack except for my lady friends. Again, he just looked at me weird then proceeded with the pat down.

I didn't feel "violated" at all, though. He used blue surgical gloves and never touched my scrotal area at all, (thankfully). He then took the gloves that had rubbed me down everywhere else and "scanned" them under some other machine. Then I was "free" to go.

It all seemed rather unnecessary and a complete waste of time (other than the personal kick I got out of saying "Balls" to a weird little Asian man.)
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11/02/2010 10:42 PM
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11/02/2010 10:46 PM
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Re: How to OPT OUT of the TSA's naked body scanners at airports........... OPT OUT ........
Within the next 18 months:

TSA presents the Halle Berry spread! Its amazing what you can do with a 3D biometric scanner! Megan Fox! All those hot gals. The TSA knows you better than your own husband or doctor. You gotta belong to the TSA underground Hollywood Peep Avenue to the Stars!

If you can't get them at the Airport then you can with the DHS mobile x-ray scanner coming to a local neighborhood near you.
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11/03/2010 09:45 AM
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Re: How to OPT OUT of the TSA's naked body scanners at airports........... OPT OUT ........
wow!
OP thank U so very much for posting UR experience.
now i am prepared (if i ever have to fly) for what i might expect and what to say to get OUT of using those machines.

could it be that the security guard who yelled OPT OUT was letting others in hearing range know of another way?
it might have been a GOOD thing him yelling it...

those are beautiful words U know, OPT OUT, i use them for avoiding all vaccines for me and the children.
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11/03/2010 09:49 AM
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Re: How to OPT OUT of the TSA's naked body scanners at airports........... OPT OUT ........
get 100 friends to all book the same flight and opt out , repeat repeat repeat if the plane takes off without you demand a refund so you can play this game again and again
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11/03/2010 09:59 AM
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Re: How to OPT OUT of the TSA's naked body scanners at airports........... OPT OUT ........
There are two kinds of body scanners, x-ray and millimeter wave. The millimeter wave scanners are harmless but they are uncommon. Just ask about the type of scanner, and if its the x-ray type go for the pat down.

I for one would relish getting scanned in the safe type. It will give the TSA something to talk about for years.
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11/03/2010 10:13 AM
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I don't believe for a second that they don't store the images.

If an event/issue takes place, they would NEED that scan as evidence.
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11/04/2010 01:28 PM
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Re: How to OPT OUT of the TSA's naked body scanners at airports........... OPT OUT ........
I don't believe for a second that they don't store the images.

If an event/issue takes place, they would NEED that scan as evidence.
 Quoting: Magstar


As I mentioned earlier, the scans are of body signatures. Instead of tattooing you they can ID you with your body signature. It has nothing to do with evidence or anything else. It's about tightening control over everyone by being able to remotely identify you instantly at a remote distance. Once they start cross referencing your name and DOB to the scans, you'll be in the system.





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