I just found a "TSHTF" meter... and it's at 96.7% !!

How is the Shitometer calculated?

The shitometer is calculated each business day from the Edge Optimized-Symmetric Cyclic Shit Colouring Matrix (EO-SCSCM).

What is the Symmetric Cyclic Shit Colouring Matrix?

The Edge Optimized-Symmetric Cyclic Shit Colouring Matrix (EO-SCSCM) is a (0,1)-adjacency matrix that is obtained from performing certain edge optimizations on the Daily Shitometer Graph (DSG).

What is the Daily Shitometer Graph?

The Daily Shitometer Graph (DSG) is a simple graph on 102 nodes that represents the symmetric relationships between multiple Concentrated Shit Clusters (CSC). As the name implies, the DSG is calculated every twenty-four hours.

What is a Concentrated Shit Cluster?

A Concentrated Shit Cluster (CSC) is a set of related entities that, for some reason or another, are considered to be shitty.

UPDATED! Can I see a sample Daily Shitometer Graph?

Sure. Look here.

UPDATED! Can I see a SCSCM sample?

Sure. Look here.

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holly crap!

Hey, awesome OBEY av. Did you see "Exit Through the Gift Shop"? Excellent.

I need my own shitometer.

Ah... i knew it. Precise calculation of shit packets vectored out on two x, y matrix linear time line delta alpha beta radiation gamma flux capacitor ism, squared.

No i didn't! Is it a shepard fairy doc or what?

the jesus shit meter

[link to www.raptureready.com]


Rapture Index 173
Net Change unch

Updated Oct 18, 2010
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2007 High 163 2008 High 170 2009 High 169 2010 High 174
2007 Low 154 2008 Low 155 2009 Low 157 2010 Low 168

i need one of these for the house. id say it's very accurate.

It's a Banksy film, but Shephard is in it. Awesome film for anyone who has ever been part of the street art scene.

[link to www.imdb.com]

96.17 today. Sorry for you, it does not get worse.

"Don't forget to bring your towel!"

don't post shit like that with haemorrhoid sufferers in the house ffs!

They really need a more visual "Shit Dot" that changes color according to data between a deep soil black, a healthy brown and a urin like yellow.

Just for all those "the dot is yellow" GLP posts.

And they should make a soundgenerator like the noosphere has .. instead of bells and gongs consisting of farts.

hales i seen this last night when you posted it. im pinning it now dood. most appropriate considering......

but im still havn a laugh

doomage is on the horizon


Last Edited by Phennommennonn on 10/25/2010 02:32 PM

I'm not feeling it!

OH NO!

[link to www.dramabutton.com]

[link to tshtf.com]

Have a couple taco bell bean burritos and you'll feel it in an hour .

seems to have a little more cred than GLP

OP, I realize that it may seem comical, because of the wording, but do you realize what you are Truly looking at?

Even if I told you, you may not beleive me because these are the sciences that the Gov't, TPTB don't want us to know about.

What if I told you that in a VERY POPULAR magazine, recently released, a 30-something year old actually disproved Einsteins and Newtons Theories, or in other words, combined them and Updated the theories to something we can understand much much better.

In essence, this kid actually opened up the 5th dimesion to the world, allowing us to understand the mechanics of the Universe 100X + more than what we ever knew before.

Okay, maybe this sounds Exxaggerated, but WOW. I'm gonna stay Neutral for the time being on that Shit Meter!

Good Find!

~ But it SAYS that Denver is being evacuated due to a zombie swarm... they wouldn't fib about something like THAT, now, would they?

=?

[link to tshtf.com]


They even have a zombie apocalypse evacuation plan!


Holy moley they are going to save the world!!!

96.2% going down, must be full-o-shit

Wow.. Any way we can buy options or futures on this thing!??! I wouldn't mind hedging my shit.

andre the giant has a posse.

Zombies here in Denver are not to be reckoned with. The altitude makes their heads explode When they get within 6 ft of a non infected person. Sure the Zombies will then be dead but the bad thing is that if the brain chunks come into contact with water a new Zombie will grow from each chunk, kinda like the little furry Gremlins. Also if any of the brain matter splatters on you it will eat into yer skin like acid and melt yer flesh away in about 12 minutes.

Heres a couple good Zombie survival sites:
[link to ww2.zombieinitiative.org]

[link to zombiehunters.org]

this thing could constantly remain at 90% and people would always agree with it.... LARGE LARGE groups of people- on here- youtube- and around me- have been saying everything is about to pop for a LONG LONG Time now...... i remember when everyone back in 2008 was saying " WE ONLY GOT UNTIL 2010 AND SHIT WILL HIT THE FAN".... LOL... stfu seriously.. live your life.. educate yourself but stop awaiting the shit to hit the fan its so fucking childish..