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| SaltWaterTaffy
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| SaltWaterTaffy
(OP) User ID: 1066095 United States10/22/2010 02:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I have some advice for married people: Never refer to your wife's pussy as an 'abscessed tunnel of terror'. Quoting: Smarter then you 1138440That's a good tip as well! :SWT name: When the shit hits the fan and the end is quite nigh, will you cry out to heaven? Will you lay down and die? Not me, my dear ones. This is my sacred life. To no one or no thing I'll surrender. For how does one know where when dead he will go, or if sweet mother Earth she'll remember? |
| SaltWaterTaffy
(OP) User ID: 1066095 United States10/22/2010 02:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | gratuitous bump in case someone cares :SWT name: When the shit hits the fan and the end is quite nigh, will you cry out to heaven? Will you lay down and die? Not me, my dear ones. This is my sacred life. To no one or no thing I'll surrender. For how does one know where when dead he will go, or if sweet mother Earth she'll remember? |
| Tali
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| Tali
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| <>Storm
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| El Brujo
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| SaltWaterTaffy
(OP) User ID: 1066095 United States10/22/2010 02:15 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Thanks Tali and <>Storm I don't know if it would work for everyone, but it sure works for us. "Honey, we need to have a catch..."  :SWT name: When the shit hits the fan and the end is quite nigh, will you cry out to heaven? Will you lay down and die? Not me, my dear ones. This is my sacred life. To no one or no thing I'll surrender. For how does one know where when dead he will go, or if sweet mother Earth she'll remember? |
| SaltWaterTaffy
(OP) User ID: 1066095 United States10/22/2010 02:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My wife throws like a girl! Quoting: El BrujoIf you have enough marital problems, this issue resolves itself. :-) :SWT name: When the shit hits the fan and the end is quite nigh, will you cry out to heaven? Will you lay down and die? Not me, my dear ones. This is my sacred life. To no one or no thing I'll surrender. For how does one know where when dead he will go, or if sweet mother Earth she'll remember? |
| SaltWaterTaffy
(OP) User ID: 1066095 United States10/22/2010 02:17 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Does it count if I just throw balls at him while he's on the couch? Quoting: Dee Lisch 950299I say yes, but my husband would disagree, lol. :SWT name: When the shit hits the fan and the end is quite nigh, will you cry out to heaven? Will you lay down and die? Not me, my dear ones. This is my sacred life. To no one or no thing I'll surrender. For how does one know where when dead he will go, or if sweet mother Earth she'll remember? |
| Aum Ha
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| Maguyver
User ID: 808852 United States10/22/2010 02:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Do lamps count? No, really, I like the tip! Adversity is inevitable, misery is optional. Do or do not. There is no try. "The enemy will never attack where you are strongest...He will attack where you are weakest. If you do not know your weakest point, be certain, your enemy will." Sun Tzu |
| SaltWaterTaffy
(OP) User ID: 1066095 United States10/22/2010 02:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Good to hear you have a system that works. Quoting: Aum HaThanks. It actually came from a huge fight that started while we were teaching our son how to catch. We were fighting, but never stopped throwing, lol. We've been doing it for about 6 years now, several times per week. Last Edited by SaltWaterTaffy on 10/22/2010 02:29 PM :SWT name: When the shit hits the fan and the end is quite nigh, will you cry out to heaven? Will you lay down and die? Not me, my dear ones. This is my sacred life. To no one or no thing I'll surrender. For how does one know where when dead he will go, or if sweet mother Earth she'll remember? |
| SaltWaterTaffy
(OP) User ID: 1066095 United States10/22/2010 02:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Do lamps count? Quoting: MaguyverNo, really, I like the tip! I don't know if lamps would work, because the glove is the equalizer here. :-) :SWT name: When the shit hits the fan and the end is quite nigh, will you cry out to heaven? Will you lay down and die? Not me, my dear ones. This is my sacred life. To no one or no thing I'll surrender. For how does one know where when dead he will go, or if sweet mother Earth she'll remember? |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1138359  Puerto Rico10/22/2010 02:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| EAT's Dad User ID: 1138440 United States10/22/2010 02:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | This isn't BS, my wife and I actually have done this a few times: Throw a hamburger bun at each other as hard as you can from about 8 feet. A cheap bun will make a hilarious slapping sound as it lands on your body. Just wing it back and forth and you will use up any anger you may have had. Try it with a dog or two running back forth, eventually they will get a dropped bun and its over. Yes, we are strange. At least I didn't say anything about playing Mutual of Omaha. |
| SaltWaterTaffy
(OP) User ID: 1066095 United States10/22/2010 02:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Not to sure you want to put the word out that your husband is a catcher... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1138359That's why catch is my favorite game. Both participants are catchers (and throwers)! :SWT name: When the shit hits the fan and the end is quite nigh, will you cry out to heaven? Will you lay down and die? Not me, my dear ones. This is my sacred life. To no one or no thing I'll surrender. For how does one know where when dead he will go, or if sweet mother Earth she'll remember? |
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| SaltWaterTaffy
(OP) User ID: 1066095 United States10/22/2010 02:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | This isn't BS, my wife and I actually have done this a few times: Throw a hamburger bun at each other as hard as you can from about 8 feet. A cheap bun will make a hilarious slapping sound as it lands on your body. Just wing it back and forth and you will use up any anger you may have had. Try it with a dog or two running back forth, eventually they will get a dropped bun and its over. Quoting: EAT's Dad 1138440That's a good idea. We'll use that in the winter. :SWT name: When the shit hits the fan and the end is quite nigh, will you cry out to heaven? Will you lay down and die? Not me, my dear ones. This is my sacred life. To no one or no thing I'll surrender. For how does one know where when dead he will go, or if sweet mother Earth she'll remember? |
| SaltWaterTaffy
(OP) User ID: 1066095 United States10/22/2010 02:49 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | he'll need a cup Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1101405he hasn't so far we both have to live to throw another day, so we've gotten pretty good at not injuring each other :SWT name: When the shit hits the fan and the end is quite nigh, will you cry out to heaven? Will you lay down and die? Not me, my dear ones. This is my sacred life. To no one or no thing I'll surrender. For how does one know where when dead he will go, or if sweet mother Earth she'll remember? |
| EAT's Dad User ID: 1138440 United States10/22/2010 02:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| EAT's Dad User ID: 1138440 United States10/22/2010 03:03 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | For you newlyweds out there: There are only a few things that you can hit a woman with. Balled up socks, hamburger buns, slice of american cheese and, of course, the big pink club. My sister in law caught me once 'clubbing' the wife in the kitchen. "you have been bad! Take this and this and this". She laughed so I said "Don't laugh! You're next!" and chased her out of the room menacing her with the club. |
| SaltWaterTaffy
(OP) User ID: 1066095 United States10/22/2010 03:03 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | An ambush attack with balled up socks works well too. Quoting: EAT's Dad 1138440I've been known to run into a room, do a ninja roll, wing a sock at the wife, and quickly escape followed by some dogs who are trying to figure out what just happened. That's fun, too. The cool thing about catch is the rhythm - taking turns throwing and talking. And punctuating your sentences with a hard throw. You have to focus on your partner or else you get a baseball to the temple. :SWT name: When the shit hits the fan and the end is quite nigh, will you cry out to heaven? Will you lay down and die? Not me, my dear ones. This is my sacred life. To no one or no thing I'll surrender. For how does one know where when dead he will go, or if sweet mother Earth she'll remember? |
| SaltWaterTaffy
(OP) User ID: 1066095 United States10/22/2010 03:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | For you newlyweds out there: There are only a few things that you can hit a woman with. Balled up socks, hamburger buns, slice of american cheese and, of course, the big pink club. My sister in law caught me once 'clubbing' the wife in the kitchen. "you have been bad! Take this and this and this". She laughed so I said "Don't laugh! You're next!" and chased her out of the room menacing her with the club. Quoting: EAT's Dad 1138440We keep a few nerf water cannons around, too. :SWT name: When the shit hits the fan and the end is quite nigh, will you cry out to heaven? Will you lay down and die? Not me, my dear ones. This is my sacred life. To no one or no thing I'll surrender. For how does one know where when dead he will go, or if sweet mother Earth she'll remember? |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1138440 United States10/22/2010 03:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | For you newlyweds out there: There are only a few things that you can hit a woman with. Balled up socks, hamburger buns, slice of american cheese and, of course, the big pink club. My sister in law caught me once 'clubbing' the wife in the kitchen. "you have been bad! Take this and this and this". She laughed so I said "Don't laugh! You're next!" and chased her out of the room menacing her with the club. Quoting: SaltWaterTaffyWe keep a few nerf water cannons around, too. LOL. The big pink club isn't nerf. You could call it a mushroom bat. Its something only guys have. I don't want to get banned for saying penis. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1116423 United States10/22/2010 03:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 1066095 United States10/22/2010 03:50 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | For you newlyweds out there: There are only a few things that you can hit a woman with. Balled up socks, hamburger buns, slice of american cheese and, of course, the big pink club. My sister in law caught me once 'clubbing' the wife in the kitchen. "you have been bad! Take this and this and this". She laughed so I said "Don't laugh! You're next!" and chased her out of the room menacing her with the club. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1138440We keep a few nerf water cannons around, too. LOL. The big pink club isn't nerf. You could call it a mushroom bat. Its something only guys have. I don't want to get banned for saying penis. I'm not sure what I'm supposed to say about you chasing your sister around with your weewee. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1116423 United States10/22/2010 03:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | For you newlyweds out there: There are only a few things that you can hit a woman with. Balled up socks, hamburger buns, slice of american cheese and, of course, the big pink club. My sister in law caught me once 'clubbing' the wife in the kitchen. "you have been bad! Take this and this and this". She laughed so I said "Don't laugh! You're next!" and chased her out of the room menacing her with the club. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1066095We keep a few nerf water cannons around, too. LOL. The big pink club isn't nerf. You could call it a mushroom bat. Its something only guys have. I don't want to get banned for saying penis. I'm not sure what I'm supposed to say about you chasing your sister around with your weewee. SISTER IN LAW. lol |
| SaltWaterTaffy
(OP) User ID: 1066095 United States10/22/2010 04:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | SISTER IN LAW. lol Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1116423oops. but still! :SWT name: When the shit hits the fan and the end is quite nigh, will you cry out to heaven? Will you lay down and die? Not me, my dear ones. This is my sacred life. To no one or no thing I'll surrender. For how does one know where when dead he will go, or if sweet mother Earth she'll remember? |
