YOU GOTTA BE FUCKING KIDDING ME!!!! This dude got elected Brazilian Congressman, with OVER 1 MILLION VOTES!!! Just watch him!

For the record: He's an illiterate that made fame and lots of money being a WEIRDO on TV shows and singing an one-hit nasty sick music, named "Clementina". His campaign jingle uses the same harmony of this music.



Jingle:

22, 22 Congressman, Tiririca is "The Congressman"

TV campaign

"People, I'm here to ask your vote 'cause I wanna be Congressman
to help the neediest... including my family.
Thus, my number is 2222... If you don't vote on me, I'M GONNA DIE!

Hi, I'm Tiririca from TV... I'm candidate to Congressman...
What does a Congressman?? Actually I don't know, but vote on me and I'll tell you...
Vote in Tiririca, can't stay worst than already it is... (Spoken in a tricky rime in Portuguese)
Vote 2222 for Congressman... "Aigh"???

I'm Tiririca, candidate to Congressman
My number is 2222
When you push (the bottom) in the voting machine, it will happen this dude here (himself without costumes)
and this dude here, it's me. "Oh what a cute candidate!"

Are you tired of hustles?? Vote on Tiririca to Congressman (again using tricky rimes in Portuguese)
My number is 2222.... (now totally fucking up brazilian grammar) "'cause you, voting on me, I'm gonna be
in Brasilia (Federal Capital)... I'm gonna, actually, be doing stuffs for brazilian people's life, for our lives...
You know stuffs... You know, for Congressman, vote on Tiririca, the numbnuts.

Just stop the world, I wanna get the fuck down... Lula president for 8 years, thieves, gangstas, drug cartels associated politics in his government, a possible former domestic terrorist disputing the presidency and THIS DUDE elected as most voted Congressman...



Last Edited by UndercoverAlien on 10/03/2010 10:58 PM