Perhaps the best commercial EVER

If you hate the freedom to defend yourself, I guess you should move out of TexASS and go to Iran, you fuckin' hypocritical piece of shit.

TexASS? Really?

What are you, like 12?


Been to TexASS a couple of times. Probably one of the worst states I've ever visited. I have family that currently lives there. They hate it too, and are looking to move. They also hate NASCAR and the people who enjoy NASCAR. Too bad you're a douchebag redneck who can't understand how fucking stupid it is, because you are, in fact, stupid.

If you hate the freedom to defend yourself, I guess you should move out of TexASS and go to Iran, you fuckin' hypocritical piece of shit.

TexASS? Really?

What are you, like 12?


Been to TexASS a couple of times. Probably one of the worst states I've ever visited. I have family that currently lives there. They hate it too, and are looking to move. They also hate NASCAR and the people who enjoy NASCAR. Too bad you're a douchebag redneck who can't understand how fucking stupid it is, because you are, in fact, stupid.

If you hate the freedom to defend yourself, I guess you should move out of TexASS and go to Iran, you fuckin' hypocritical piece of shit.

TexASS? Really?

What are you, like 12?


Been to TexASS a couple of times. Probably one of the worst states I've ever visited. I have family that currently lives there. They hate it too, and are looking to move. They also hate NASCAR and the people who enjoy NASCAR. Too bad you're a douchebag redneck who can't understand how fucking stupid it is, because you are, in fact, stupid.

You keep bringing up NASCAR? What does that have to do with the thread?

I think I get it. Big NASCAR race in town, your wife goes out with the girls, she winds up getting gang banged by one of the team's crew.

Been to TexASS a couple of times. Probably one of the worst states I've ever visited. I have family that currently lives there. They hate it too, and are looking to move. They also hate NASCAR and the people who enjoy NASCAR. Too bad you're a douchebag redneck who can't understand how fucking stupid it is, because you are, in fact, stupid.

If you hate the freedom to defend yourself, I guess you should move out of TexASS and go to Iran, you fuckin' hypocritical piece of shit.

TexASS? Really?

What are you, like 12?


Been to TexASS a couple of times. Probably one of the worst states I've ever visited. I have family that currently lives there. They hate it too, and are looking to move. They also hate NASCAR and the people who enjoy NASCAR. Too bad you're a douchebag redneck who can't understand how fucking stupid it is, because you are, in fact, stupid.

You keep bringing up NASCAR? What does that have to do with the thread?

I think I get it. Big NASCAR race in town, your wife goes out with the girls, she winds up getting gang banged by one of the team's crew.

Or the whole team.

If you hate the freedom to defend yourself, I guess you should move out of TexASS and go to Iran, you fuckin' hypocritical piece of shit.

TexASS? Really?

What are you, like 12?


Been to TexASS a couple of times. Probably one of the worst states I've ever visited. I have family that currently lives there. They hate it too, and are looking to move. They also hate NASCAR and the people who enjoy NASCAR. Too bad you're a douchebag redneck who can't understand how fucking stupid it is, because you are, in fact, stupid.

You keep bringing up NASCAR? What does that have to do with the thread?

I think I get it. Big NASCAR race in town, your wife goes out with the girls, she winds up getting gang banged by one of the team's crew.

If you hate the freedom to defend yourself, I guess you should move out of TexASS and go to Iran, you fuckin' hypocritical piece of shit.

TexASS? Really?

What are you, like 12?


Been to TexASS a couple of times. Probably one of the worst states I've ever visited. I have family that currently lives there. They hate it too, and are looking to move. They also hate NASCAR and the people who enjoy NASCAR. Too bad you're a douchebag redneck who can't understand how fucking stupid it is, because you are, in fact, stupid.

You keep bringing up NASCAR? What does that have to do with the thread?

I think I get it. Big NASCAR race in town, your wife goes out with the girls, she winds up getting gang banged by one of the team's crew.


Retards who enjoy NASCAR would also enjoy this commercial. That is the comparison I was trying to make, but clearly it was over your head. Your inability to comprehend anything has been ubiquitous throughout this entire thread. Once again, you fail at life. Find a sharp knife and run into it. Then again, you'd probably fail at that, too.

If you hate the freedom to defend yourself, I guess you should move out of TexASS and go to Iran, you fuckin' hypocritical piece of shit.

TexASS? Really?

What are you, like 12?


Been to TexASS a couple of times. Probably one of the worst states I've ever visited. I have family that currently lives there. They hate it too, and are looking to move. They also hate NASCAR and the people who enjoy NASCAR. Too bad you're a douchebag redneck who can't understand how fucking stupid it is, because you are, in fact, stupid.

You keep bringing up NASCAR? What does that have to do with the thread?

I think I get it. Big NASCAR race in town, your wife goes out with the girls, she winds up getting gang banged by one of the team's crew.


Retards who enjoy NASCAR would also enjoy this commercial. That is the comparison I was trying to make, but clearly it was over your head. Your inability to comprehend anything has been ubiquitous throughout this entire thread. Once again, you fail at life. Find a sharp knife and run into it. Then again, you'd probably fail at that, too.

If you hate the freedom to defend yourself, I guess you should move out of TexASS and go to Iran, you fuckin' hypocritical piece of shit.

TexASS? Really?

What are you, like 12?


Been to TexASS a couple of times. Probably one of the worst states I've ever visited. I have family that currently lives there. They hate it too, and are looking to move. They also hate NASCAR and the people who enjoy NASCAR. Too bad you're a douchebag redneck who can't understand how fucking stupid it is, because you are, in fact, stupid.

You keep bringing up NASCAR? What does that have to do with the thread?

I think I get it. Big NASCAR race in town, your wife goes out with the girls, she winds up getting gang banged by one of the team's crew.


Retards who enjoy NASCAR would also enjoy this commercial. That is the comparison I was trying to make, but clearly it was over your head. Your inability to comprehend anything has been ubiquitous throughout this entire thread. Once again, you fail at life. Find a sharp knife and run into it. Then again, you'd probably fail at that, too.

If you hate the freedom to defend yourself, I guess you should move out of TexASS and go to Iran, you fuckin' hypocritical piece of shit.

TexASS? Really?

What are you, like 12?


Been to TexASS a couple of times. Probably one of the worst states I've ever visited. I have family that currently lives there. They hate it too, and are looking to move. They also hate NASCAR and the people who enjoy NASCAR. Too bad you're a douchebag redneck who can't understand how fucking stupid it is, because you are, in fact, stupid.

You keep bringing up NASCAR? What does that have to do with the thread?

I think I get it. Big NASCAR race in town, your wife goes out with the girls, she winds up getting gang banged by one of the team's crew.


Retards who enjoy NASCAR would also enjoy this commercial. That is the comparison I was trying to make, but clearly it was over your head. Your inability to comprehend anything has been ubiquitous throughout this entire thread. Once again, you fail at life. Find a sharp knife and run into it. Then again, you'd probably fail at that, too.


You fail at using big words stick to 5 letter words next time

ubiquitous–adjective, existing or being everywhere, esp. at the same time; omnipresent: ubiquitous fog; ubiquitous little ants.

Oh, boy! A dick swinging contest.

If you think that's a good commercial, that speaks volumes of your level of intelligence. I thought you were pretty fucking stupid from your last posts in another thread, but this is the icing on the cake. Go throw yourself in front of a bus and rid us of your stupidity, douchelicker.