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Perhaps the best commercial EVER

 
The Jug
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If you think that's a good commercial, that speaks volumes of your level of intelligence. I thought you were pretty fucking stupid from your last posts in another thread, but this is the icing on the cake. Go throw yourself in front of a bus and rid us of your stupidity, douchelicker.
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If you think that's a good commercial, that speaks volumes of your level of intelligence. I thought you were pretty fucking stupid from your last posts in another thread, but this is the icing on the cake. Go throw yourself in front of a bus and rid us of your stupidity, douchelicker.
 Quoting: Lenny 1090095

What's the problem, Lenny?

You a God damned thief or rapist afraid your job will get dangerous?
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1rof1


If you think that's a good commercial, that speaks volumes of your level of intelligence. I thought you were pretty fucking stupid from your last posts in another thread, but this is the icing on the cake. Go throw yourself in front of a bus and rid us of your stupidity, douchelicker.

What's the problem, Lenny?

You a God damned thief or rapist afraid your job will get dangerous?
 Quoting: The Jug


You fail at life, man. Absolute epic fail. Go back to watching NASCAR.
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the commercial was pretty average actually

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What the hell does that mean Lenny?
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that sucked I want my 1:04 minutes of life back
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What the hell does that mean Lenny?
 Quoting: Tuko


It means exactly what you think it means, Tuko.
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What the hell does that mean Lenny?
 Quoting: Tuko

It means Lenny is either anti-Second Amendment, or he's afraid his next victim will shoot his worthless ass.
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What the hell does that mean Lenny?

It means Lenny is either anti-Second Amendment, or he's afraid his next victim will shoot his worthless ass.
 Quoting: The Jug


I own 6 guns, and I'm independently wealthy from some smart investments in the 90s. Meanwhile, I'm sure you're getting ready for your crucially important job at Taco Bell.
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What the hell does that mean Lenny?

It means Lenny is either anti-Second Amendment, or he's afraid his next victim will shoot his worthless ass.


I own 6 guns, and I'm independently wealthy from some smart investments in the 90s. Meanwhile, I'm sure you're getting ready for your crucially important job at Taco Bell.
 Quoting: Lenny 1090095

Question: You know what they say to people who "claim" to be wealthy?

Answer: Yes, I would like fries and a drink with that.
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What the hell does that mean Lenny?

It means Lenny is either anti-Second Amendment, or he's afraid his next victim will shoot his worthless ass.


I own 6 guns, and I'm independently wealthy from some smart investments in the 90s. Meanwhile, I'm sure you're getting ready for your crucially important job at Taco Bell.

Question: You know what they say to people who "claim" to be wealthy?

Answer: Yes, I would like fries and a drink with that.
 Quoting: The Jug


Once again, that wasn't funny. Just fucking stupid. What are you, 11 years old? Your humor is awful. Which is why you are posting lame commercials on a conspiracy forum. What's wrong? Don't even have some retarded friends on Facebook you can show this video to? Pathetic.
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JUg...it's time for you to take your meds and take a nap.
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Oh, boy! A dick swinging contest. popcorn
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If you think that's a good commercial, that speaks volumes of your level of intelligence. I thought you were pretty fucking stupid from your last posts in another thread, but this is the icing on the cake. Go throw yourself in front of a bus and rid us of your stupidity, douchelicker.
 Quoting: Lenny 1090095

Where is your sense of humor. That was a great ad, nice unexpected shock value. I am going to run out and get me one of those right now.
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What the hell does that mean Lenny?

It means Lenny is either anti-Second Amendment, or he's afraid his next victim will shoot his worthless ass.


I own 6 guns, and I'm independently wealthy from some smart investments in the 90s. Meanwhile, I'm sure you're getting ready for your crucially important job at Taco Bell.

Question: You know what they say to people who "claim" to be wealthy?

Answer: Yes, I would like fries and a drink with that.


Once again, that wasn't funny. Just fucking stupid. What are you, 11 years old? Your humor is awful. Which is why you are posting lame commercials on a conspiracy forum. What's wrong? Don't even have some retarded friends on Facebook you can show this video to? Pathetic.
 Quoting: Lenny 1090095

Once again, you're a fucking idiot.

Any question?
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1rof1


If you think that's a good commercial, that speaks volumes of your level of intelligence. I thought you were pretty fucking stupid from your last posts in another thread, but this is the icing on the cake. Go throw yourself in front of a bus and rid us of your stupidity, douchelicker.

Where is your sense of humor. That was a great ad, nice unexpected shock value. I am going to run out and get me one of those right now.
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I guess I save my sense of humor for ads that are ACTUALLY FUNNY. This was a low-quality piece of shit for the ignorant masses. And she would have probably been charged with murder and not self defense because the guy wasn't even inside her house.
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I guess I save my sense of humor for ads that are ACTUALLY FUNNY. This was a low-quality piece of shit for the ignorant masses. And she would have probably been charged with murder and not self defense because the guy wasn't even inside her house.
 Quoting: Lenny 1090095

My God! Now he's an expert on self defense laws.

Laws vary from state to state, you idiot.
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Once again, you're a fucking idiot.

Any question?
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Yeah I do have a question: Do your parents know that you are using their computer while they are sleeping?
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I guess I save my sense of humor for ads that are ACTUALLY FUNNY. This was a low-quality piece of shit for the ignorant masses. And she would have probably been charged with murder and not self defense because the guy wasn't even inside her house.

My God! Now he's an expert on self defense laws.

Laws vary from state to state, you idiot.
 Quoting: The Jug



Yeah they do, fuckface. AND HERE IT IS:

Self-defense as a Legal Defense Under California Criminal Law; Defense of Property:

"Owners or residents of a home (but not their guests34) are entitled reasonably to defend their property against imminent harm. If you are in the home when an intruder enters, California self-defense law presumes that you reasonably fear imminent harm or danger.35

However, this presumption only applies once an intruder actually enters your home. Prior to the entry, you must prove that you acted reasonably if you used force to make him/her leave.36

Similarly, you have a right to use force against someone who is trespassing on your property. If you ask the person who is trespassing to leave...and he/she does not...you are permitted to use reasonable force to make him/her leave your property.37"

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NOW GET YOUR PARENTS TO FUCKING EXPLAIN IT TO YOU.
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I guess I save my sense of humor for ads that are ACTUALLY FUNNY. This was a low-quality piece of shit for the ignorant masses. And she would have probably been charged with murder and not self defense because the guy wasn't even inside her house.

My God! Now he's an expert on self defense laws.

Laws vary from state to state, you idiot.



Yeah they do, fuckface. AND HERE IT IS:

Self-defense as a Legal Defense Under California Criminal Law; Defense of Property:

"Owners or residents of a home (but not their guests34) are entitled reasonably to defend their property against imminent harm. If you are in the home when an intruder enters, California self-defense law presumes that you reasonably fear imminent harm or danger.35

However, this presumption only applies once an intruder actually enters your home. Prior to the entry, you must prove that you acted reasonably if you used force to make him/her leave.36

Similarly, you have a right to use force against someone who is trespassing on your property. If you ask the person who is trespassing to leave...and he/she does not...you are permitted to use reasonable force to make him/her leave your property.37"

[link to www.shouselaw.com]


NOW GET YOUR PARENTS TO FUCKING EXPLAIN IT TO YOU.
 Quoting: Lenny 1090095

Keyword: California

Here's a tip, dickhead. The Earth does not revolve around California.

I'll guarantee, in any state, a knife wielding intruder trying to jimmy a lock is fair game. Yes, even in California.
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I guess I save my sense of humor for ads that are ACTUALLY FUNNY. This was a low-quality piece of shit for the ignorant masses. And she would have probably been charged with murder and not self defense because the guy wasn't even inside her house.

My God! Now he's an expert on self defense laws.

Laws vary from state to state, you idiot.



Yeah they do, fuckface. AND HERE IT IS:

Self-defense as a Legal Defense Under California Criminal Law; Defense of Property:

"Owners or residents of a home (but not their guests34) are entitled reasonably to defend their property against imminent harm. If you are in the home when an intruder enters, California self-defense law presumes that you reasonably fear imminent harm or danger.35

However, this presumption only applies once an intruder actually enters your home. Prior to the entry, you must prove that you acted reasonably if you used force to make him/her leave.36

Similarly, you have a right to use force against someone who is trespassing on your property. If you ask the person who is trespassing to leave...and he/she does not...you are permitted to use reasonable force to make him/her leave your property.37"

[link to www.shouselaw.com]


NOW GET YOUR PARENTS TO FUCKING EXPLAIN IT TO YOU.
 Quoting: Lenny 1090095

Shoot first, ask questions later. That's reasonable enough for me.
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I guess I save my sense of humor for ads that are ACTUALLY FUNNY. This was a low-quality piece of shit for the ignorant masses. And she would have probably been charged with murder and not self defense because the guy wasn't even inside her house.

My God! Now he's an expert on self defense laws.

Laws vary from state to state, you idiot.



Yeah they do, fuckface. AND HERE IT IS:

Self-defense as a Legal Defense Under California Criminal Law; Defense of Property:

"Owners or residents of a home (but not their guests34) are entitled reasonably to defend their property against imminent harm. If you are in the home when an intruder enters, California self-defense law presumes that you reasonably fear imminent harm or danger.35

However, this presumption only applies once an intruder actually enters your home. Prior to the entry, you must prove that you acted reasonably if you used force to make him/her leave.36

Similarly, you have a right to use force against someone who is trespassing on your property. If you ask the person who is trespassing to leave...and he/she does not...you are permitted to use reasonable force to make him/her leave your property.37"

[link to www.shouselaw.com]


NOW GET YOUR PARENTS TO FUCKING EXPLAIN IT TO YOU.

Keyword: California

Here's a tip, dickhead. The Earth does not revolve around California.

I'll guarantee, in any state, a knife wielding intruder trying to jimmy a lock is fair game. Yes, even in California.
 Quoting: The Jug


UN-FUCKING-BELIEVABLE. The shitty commercial that YOU POSTED takes place in California, otherwise, they wouldn't be advertising for a gun shop in Bakersfield California. Bakersfield is more than 100 miles away from any other state. What, are people gonna cross state lines to go to California to buy ammo? Give me a fucking break. And, as I said, get your parents to explain the law to you, because obviously you did not absorb anything of what I previously wrote. God damn you are fucking stupid.
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I'd rather be stupid and alive than smart and dead.
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Jugs asked if I was a thief, I explained why I don't need to steal. You claimed I had squirt guns and watched Dancing with the Stars, and I explained myself to you. I guess defending myself against your baseless accusations goes against your way of thinking. If you hate the freedom to defend yourself, I guess you should move out of TexASS and go to Iran, you fuckin' hypocritical piece of shit. But SADLY, they do not broadcast NASCAR there, so we know that will never happen. What a complete dumbass you are. Unbelievable.
 Quoting: Lenny 1090095

In fact I do love the freedom to defend myself. That's why I live in Texas.

That's also the reason I posted here.

You think you're above anyone who likes NASCAR.

Ever watch a race? The most patriotic, God loving, independent, freedom loving Americans are at the track.

Your assumption to know a person by the sport they follow is a reflection of your egotistical arrogance.

Like I said before you are a pathetic loser.
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If you hate the freedom to defend yourself, I guess you should move out of TexASS and go to Iran, you fuckin' hypocritical piece of shit.
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TexASS? Really?

What are you, like 12?
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UN-FUCKING-BELIEVABLE. The shitty commercial that YOU POSTED takes place in California, otherwise, they wouldn't be advertising for a gun shop in Bakersfield California. Bakersfield is more than 100 miles away from any other state. What, are people gonna cross state lines to go to California to buy ammo? Give me a fucking break. And, as I said, get your parents to explain the law to you, because obviously you did not absorb anything of what I previously wrote. God damn you are fucking stupid.
 Quoting: Lenny 1090095

I'm so stupid, I have to get on the Internet claiming to be wealthy and smart.

OH WAIT....that's you.

What is your major malfunction? Did the weird uncle get ahold of you? Catch the wife fucking another man, AGAIN?

What exactly is your problem?

A knife wielding intruder is fair game in California, especially against a lone female. What part of that can you not understand? Is everyone in your family a fucking moron, or just you?

Please don't ever procreate. We sure as Hell don't need any of your idiotic spawn running around.
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If you hate the freedom to defend yourself, I guess you should move out of TexASS and go to Iran, you fuckin' hypocritical piece of shit.

TexASS? Really?

What are you, like 12?
 Quoting: Tuko


Been to TexASS a couple of times. Probably one of the worst states I've ever visited. I have family that currently lives there. They hate it too, and are looking to move. They also hate NASCAR and the people who enjoy NASCAR. Too bad you're a douchebag redneck who can't understand how fucking stupid it is, because you are, in fact, stupid.





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