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Calling all moran workers! Help create the legend; The Book of Moran. | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1084338  United States08/30/2010 05:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Tali
 User ID: 1018633 United States08/30/2010 05:03 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Does making a moran smiley make you a part of the glp cool kid club. I feel like people only use it to fit in or be cute Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1084338just reinforces my belief that all reistertards just wanna fit in somewhere Why does it bother you lol....who cares! Our perfect companions never have fewer than four feet. ~Colette |
| Tali
User ID: 1018633 United States08/30/2010 05:03 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Does making a moran smiley make you a part of the glp cool kid club. I feel like people only use it to fit in or be cute Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1084338just reinforces my belief that all reistertards just wanna fit in somewhere  Our perfect companions never have fewer than four feet. ~Colette |
| ~*~gsf~*~
User ID: 1081703  Canada08/30/2010 05:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Does making a moran smiley make you a part of the glp cool kid club. I feel like people only use it to fit in or be cute Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1084338just reinforces my belief that all reistertards just wanna fit in somewhere  :gsfhibiscus: ...Where there's a Will... "...go back to sleep you yellow bellied freaks, afraid of God AND Modern Science..." ~ Wintersleep ~ |
| ~*~gsf~*~
User ID: 1081703 Canada08/30/2010 05:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Does making a moran smiley make you a part of the glp cool kid club. I feel like people only use it to fit in or be cute Quoting: Talijust reinforces my belief that all reistertards just wanna fit in somewhere Why does it bother you lol....who cares! +7  :gsfhibiscus: ...Where there's a Will... "...go back to sleep you yellow bellied freaks, afraid of God AND Modern Science..." ~ Wintersleep ~ |
| Tali
User ID: 1018633 United States08/30/2010 05:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Does making a moran smiley make you a part of the glp cool kid club. I feel like people only use it to fit in or be cute Quoting: ~*~gsf~*~just reinforces my belief that all reistertards just wanna fit in somewhere Why does it bother you lol....who cares! +7 Man I need to stock up on more smilies!!!! Our perfect companions never have fewer than four feet. ~Colette |
| Hawk0
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| Hawk0
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| Rex Khristos
(OP) User ID: 908143 United States08/30/2010 05:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | "1: In the beginning was the word, and the word was with God, and the word was Moran. 2: The same was in the beginning with God. 3: All things were made by Moran and without Him was not anything made that was made...(because it didn't get made...are we clear?) 4: In Him was Life and it was the life of Moranical men. 5: And the light shineth in the darkness and the darkness comprehend it not. 5: For where-ever there is light, there the darkness is chased away. 6: So the great Moran, in his infinite wisdom created a plan of salvation for the darkness, for the light was a jerk." Last Edited by Apotheosis Rex Khristos on 08/30/2010 05:08 PM "And though I believe in the ineffable glory of God, and though I might have experienced the undeniable reality of the Deity, and though I may know the secrets of the ages, these do not fulfill the Love in my heart. But to Change and Be and Do and dissolve both the subject of my person and the object of my God into the fluency of Empirical Providence. The Way, the Truth, and the Life." |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1078576 United States08/30/2010 05:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Rex Khristos
(OP) User ID: 908143 United States08/30/2010 05:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation |  Last Edited by Apotheosis Rex Khristos on 08/30/2010 05:09 PM "And though I believe in the ineffable glory of God, and though I might have experienced the undeniable reality of the Deity, and though I may know the secrets of the ages, these do not fulfill the Love in my heart. But to Change and Be and Do and dissolve both the subject of my person and the object of my God into the fluency of Empirical Providence. The Way, the Truth, and the Life." |
| ~*~gsf~*~
User ID: 1081703 Canada08/30/2010 05:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Does making a moran smiley make you a part of the glp cool kid club. I feel like people only use it to fit in or be cute Quoting: Talijust reinforces my belief that all reistertards just wanna fit in somewhere Why does it bother you lol....who cares! +7 Man I need to stock up on more smilies!!!!  :gsfhibiscus: ...Where there's a Will... "...go back to sleep you yellow bellied freaks, afraid of God AND Modern Science..." ~ Wintersleep ~ |
| ~*~gsf~*~
User ID: 1081703 Canada08/30/2010 05:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | "1: In the beginning was the word, and the word was with God, and the word was Moran. 2: The same was in the beginning with God. 3: All things were made by Moran and without Him was not anything made that was made...(because it didn't get made...are we clear?) 4: In Him was Life and it was the life of Moranical men. 5: And the light shineth in the darkness and the darkness comprehend it not. 5: For where-ever there is light, there the darkness is chased away. 6: So the great Moran, in his infinite wisdom created a plan of salvation for the darkness, for the light was a jerk." Quoting: Rex Khristos :gsfhibiscus: ...Where there's a Will... "...go back to sleep you yellow bellied freaks, afraid of God AND Modern Science..." ~ Wintersleep ~ |
| Tali
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| ~*~gsf~*~
User ID: 1081703 Canada08/30/2010 05:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | AS moran is, so shall moran bee. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1078417All other morans are lieing. Ye shall put no other morans before the one true moran. Thou shalt not covit thy naybors wyfe moran. :typethis: :gsfhibiscus: ...Where there's a Will... "...go back to sleep you yellow bellied freaks, afraid of God AND Modern Science..." ~ Wintersleep ~ |
| Rex Khristos
(OP) User ID: 908143 United States08/30/2010 05:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Sow the mor, reap the moran! "And though I believe in the ineffable glory of God, and though I might have experienced the undeniable reality of the Deity, and though I may know the secrets of the ages, these do not fulfill the Love in my heart. But to Change and Be and Do and dissolve both the subject of my person and the object of my God into the fluency of Empirical Providence. The Way, the Truth, and the Life." |
| bre
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| ~*~gsf~*~
User ID: 1081703 Canada08/30/2010 05:32 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Sow the mor, reap the moran! Quoting: Rex KhristosI think you need some of Lookys pills!  :gsfhibiscus: ...Where there's a Will... "...go back to sleep you yellow bellied freaks, afraid of God AND Modern Science..." ~ Wintersleep ~ |
| Rex Khristos
(OP) User ID: 908143 United States08/30/2010 05:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | :boredombattle: Quoting: breThe oldest war.... "And though I believe in the ineffable glory of God, and though I might have experienced the undeniable reality of the Deity, and though I may know the secrets of the ages, these do not fulfill the Love in my heart. But to Change and Be and Do and dissolve both the subject of my person and the object of my God into the fluency of Empirical Providence. The Way, the Truth, and the Life." |
| Rex Khristos
(OP) User ID: 908143 United States08/30/2010 05:36 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I think you need some of Lookys pills! Quoting: ~*~gsf~*~This could be the new manna.. "And though I believe in the ineffable glory of God, and though I might have experienced the undeniable reality of the Deity, and though I may know the secrets of the ages, these do not fulfill the Love in my heart. But to Change and Be and Do and dissolve both the subject of my person and the object of my God into the fluency of Empirical Providence. The Way, the Truth, and the Life." |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 72061105 United States07/13/2017 02:27 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I found an ancient moran paperback book in my parents attic last year, it had to have been from the early 1900's. The pages were entirely moranitzed and the only legible excerpt was the final paragraph: "Eventually, Dan shook himself as if awakening, he abruptly stood up, palms rubbing his eyes. I could tell he had pissed himself as his denim was darkened from groin down both inseams. He turned and looked at me and said "Welp, let's get something to eat". The End What does it mean? |
| Hawk-02
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