Woman Sues Disney After Donald Duck Molested Her

this is full of win.

I guess Donald and Daisey will be getting a divorce!

I lol'd.

Dirty Donald

It's Daisy, you fucking commie.

They should cut his beak off!

As much as I dislike all things Disney.... come on!

This poor innocent 27 year old says someone dressed in a costume rubbed against her saggy boobs. And for that, she: "suffered 'severe physical injury', and a 'shock to her entire nervous system'.
This has resulted in 'muscle contraction headaches', 'acute anxiety', 'nausea', 'cold sweats', 'insomnia', 'nightmares', 'flashbacks', 'digestive problems' and other conditions that are 'permanent in nature', according to the writ."


Severe physical injury? Shock? Muscle contraction headaches? Acute Anxiety? Nightmares? Flashbacks? What - did Donald abscond with her to his dungeon and hold her for weeks and rape her repeatedly?

I suppose with the economy being what it is, some people will do and say anything to make a buck.

Patient: Doc you have to help me. Some days I think I'm Mickey Mouse, some days I think I'm Donald Duck.

Doctor: How long have you had these Disney spells?

what a cunt. i hate big corporations as much as the next guy but what a cunt she is fuck her

Women like this only weaken the cases of women who have had to deal with legit sexual inappropriate behavior.

Give me a break, this woman claims to have pretty much broken down because a large nonreal hand touched her clothed breast for a minute tops?


Ill bet this fucking bitch has some dude balls deep in her nightly with her legs pinned up against her fucking ears and she is going to make a issue about this??!

she will quack under pressure