why do hot women go w short ugly fat dudes? creature fetish?

Money and/or a horse cock.

money

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Money not, more like personality and sensitivity.

It's because they learned how to treat a woman.
Most good looking rich men are jerks.

OP, are you talking about Danny DiVito?

hobbit fetish

Because they took one look at you OP and never looked back.

They'll take real over shallow any day.

Actually, I think it is true. It's not naive sensitivity like a guy all sappy and clingy. I've seen these guys play it real smooth with the ladies, make them feel at ease and keep them laughing. They can forget themselves for a while and enjoy the time together. That's saying something.

I am short - not too ugly though...I think!! Where are all the hot women then?