If I were God I would love everyone and everything all day long, and I would long for everyone to love me in the same way. Ahh the many splendors of Love. Let us love each other in orgies of love. Love is the most important thing. Love love love, love is all you need.

Heck, I don't need to be God, I can love already. I can spend my whole life loving. So can you. Listen to me and learn my ways. I am a Godblessed human being.

I am a Godblessed Christian, by the way, and everything I just said is entirely Biblical.