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THE BANANA CONSPIRACY. BANANAS COULD BE BAD FOR YOU. HERES WHY.

 
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THE BANANA CONSPIRACY. BANANAS COULD BE BAD FOR YOU. HERES WHY.
im a naturopath and have been carrying out research into bananas. i have discovered that despite the many claims to the contrary, bananas could be harmful to the health.

1. in chinese medicine, bananas and citrus fruits are understood to weaken the kidneys. the kidneys are viewed as the organ where chi/life force originates.

2. bananas are high in potassium and are known to lower blood pressure. modern medicine regards this effect as a good thing because high blood pressure is linked to many diseases, but imho low blood pressure is as harmful and dangerous as high blood pressure.

3. bananas have more chemical additives than most other foodstuffs ie pesticides, fungicides and chemicals to delay ripening.

4. bananas have a high glycaemic index meaning they cause a surge in blood sugar and consequent rise in insulin. high levels of insulin are a primary cause of accelerated aging and poor health.

im sure there are knowledgeable folks on the board who could contribute to this pet theory of mine.
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they also make horrible phones, and you can slip on them too.
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Revelation 1:7 "Behold, He comes with clouds; and every eye shall see Him, and they also which pierced Him: and all kindreds of the earth shall wail because of Him. Even so, Amen."

Zechariah 12:10 "And I will pour on the house of David, and on the inhabitants of Jerusalem, the spirit of grace and of supplications: and they shall look on Me whom they have pierced, and they shall mourn for Him, as one mourns for his only son, and shall be in bitterness for Him, as one that is in bitterness for his firstborn."
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my wife likes my banana banana2
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heard that they are now a delivery system for the genetic nano-bots
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banana ozbanana:
Zec 12:3 And in that day will I make Jerusalem a burdensome stone for all people: all that burden themselves with it shall be cut in pieces, though all the people of the earth be gathered together against it.
Psa 9:17 The wicked shall be turned into hell, [and] all the nations that forget God.
Jer 6:2 I have likened the daughter of Zion to a comely and delicate [woman].
STOCK UP NOW. You should have at least 6 months worth of basics for every member of your household. Stay away from crowds when trouble starts, do not forget water storage, tobacco is worth more than gold or silver, and be kind to hungry children.
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banana's and strawberries in the blender, 1 cup of milk and 2 cups vanilla ice screen ..yummy

Speaking of strawberries.. those on the other hand are VERY good for the body and is one heck of a anti-toxin. We just went to the strawberry farm a bit outside of chicago...this particular farm grows various strawberries in sections in their fields. its lovely to walk around trying out various strains of strawberries.. and we came back with buckets full of fresh strawberries ..i just ate 20 or so HUGE fresh strawberries as a matter of fact.. damn good!!
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Hey OP you banana-hater!!! You came to the wrong message board boy!!!

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Banana and honey sammich for FTW

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bsflag
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Bannanas "help" flush drugs out of your system. It's the potassium.

Remember that.
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I always get bloated after eating banana.. hmmmm
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Banana and honey sammich for FTW

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add smooth peanut butter!!!
5a
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ummmmmm bananas
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stop littering you banana peels everywhere, lots of accidents are happening.
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OP, honestly...I think your theory is bananas.

Boom boom.
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This shit is bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S!!!! rastabanan rastabanan rastabanan
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B - A - N - A - N - A - S
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im a naturopath and have been carrying out research into bananas. i have discovered that despite the many claims to the contrary, bananas could be harmful to the health.

1. in chinese medicine, bananas and citrus fruits are understood to weaken the kidneys. the kidneys are viewed as the organ where chi/life force originates.

2. bananas are high in potassium and are known to lower blood pressure. modern medicine regards this effect as a good thing because high blood pressure is linked to many diseases, but imho low blood pressure is as harmful and dangerous as high blood pressure.

3. bananas have more chemical additives than most other foodstuffs ie pesticides, fungicides and chemicals to delay ripening.

4. bananas have a high glycaemic index meaning they cause a surge in blood sugar and consequent rise in insulin. high levels of insulin are a primary cause of accelerated aging and poor health.

im sure there are knowledgeable folks on the board who could contribute to this pet theory of mine.
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do a little reading about hyperkalemia... or electrolytes in general. Maybe that will clear up your understanding about how K+ works.
you'd have to eat an awful lot of bananas to have any adverse effect from them.
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BS , bananas can give you superpowers.


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you'd have to eat an awful lot of bananas to have any adverse effect from them.
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How many before CRAZY POOP ATTACK kick in!?
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you'd have to eat an awful lot of bananas to have any adverse effect from them.
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How many before CRAZY POOP ATTACK kick in!?
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Bananas can't dance !
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banana :ozbanana::
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YET ANOTHER REASON TO BOMB IRAN!
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If you have a cold, don't eat banana's as they encourage the production of mucous/phlegm.

And they are full of biocides.

Now they are seriously discussing how to use them as a delivery system for vaccines.
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Re: THE BANANA CONSPIRACY. BANANAS COULD BE BAD FOR YOU. HERES WHY.
im a naturopath and have been carrying out research into bananas. i have discovered that despite the many claims to the contrary, bananas could be harmful to the health.

1. in chinese medicine, bananas and citrus fruits are understood to weaken the kidneys. the kidneys are viewed as the organ where chi/life force originates.

2. bananas are high in potassium and are known to lower blood pressure. modern medicine regards this effect as a good thing because high blood pressure is linked to many diseases, but imho low blood pressure is as harmful and dangerous as high blood pressure.

3. bananas have more chemical additives than most other foodstuffs ie pesticides, fungicides and chemicals to delay ripening.

4. bananas have a high glycaemic index meaning they cause a surge in blood sugar and consequent rise in insulin. high levels of insulin are a primary cause of accelerated aging and poor health.

im sure there are knowledgeable folks on the board who could contribute to this pet theory of mine.
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Beans and Potatoes have a shit load more potassium then bananas, whet are you smoking OP, must be banana skins or something!
tomato
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I've never liked bananas. I've tried to and can only eat about a half of one at a time before the taste gets to me. Hmmmm...

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Yuck, bananas are bad for me I'm allergic.....
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[link to www.naturalnews.com]

NaturalNews) Prepare to say goodbye to bananas. Do you remember back in the sixties when there was a change in bananas? It wasn't announced, but those of us who love the fruit did. They became less sweet and creamy -- just not as good. There was no information about it. The change seemed to slip under the radar and most of us forgot about it.

That change foretold what's now coming -- the complete death of bananas. No, this is not hyperbole. Bananas are dying, and their death is a precursor of what's to come if we continue to accept corporate farming. But first, back to the impending loss of bananas.





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