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>>>Types of GLP "Tards"<<<

 
Kachina
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I thought it would be fun to make a running list of all the types of GLP "Tards" we have out here. I was inspired by welcoming a newcomer on GLP...

Help me post all the types of "Tards" we have here on GLP. I'll keep updating this OP.

TYPES OF GLP "Tards"

DOOMtard: interested in all types of doom

SUNtard: All types of Sun doom - CME's, orbs, sunspots, etc.

MOONtard: The moon is going to crash into the Earth, or The moon is closer or not where it is supposed to be, or it's the wrong shape/color for this time of year

EQtard: Addicted to earthquake doom. Predicting EQ's falls into this category as well.

VOLCANOtard: You watch volcano cams till your eyes bleed

FLAMEtard: You swear you are seeing flames in the BP ROV cams coming from the oil flow.

HAARPtard: Everything that happens must be caused by Haarp starting up.

PX/NIBIRUtard: The elusive PlanetX is coming to destroy us all

TROLLtards: Usually an A/C, but not always. Great a derailing a good thread. Don't feed them!

ASKtard: Starter of the ever popular "... ask me a question" threads.

GOLDtard: Obsessed with buying / selling gold and the current / future worth.

CRASHtards: The market is crashing every other day with these folks.

CHEMtards: The whole world is dying from crap being sprayed on us by TPTB.

ZETAtards: Followers of Nancy's Zetas. A PX spinoff group all it's own.
That should get us started. Let me know if you can think of more.

PINtard: The person who requests their own pin on a thread - or someone obsessed about every thread of theirs getting a pin.

BUMPtard: Those who dont seem to get why no one is responding to their idiotic post, and keep on bumping it hoping people will respond

GRAMMARtard: Those that go to great lengths to make on OP feel inferior for making a grammar mistake in their post.

OILtards: The oil leak in the Gulf will cause an ELE. It might even rain oil.

BOPtards: Excessive viewing of at least 9 BOP ROV cams. Look for dark black circles under the eyes from 24/7 viewing.

NUMBERtards: Numbers can explain everything!

11:11tards: Every time they look at the clock it reads 11:11

FEMAtards: There are camps all across the USA waiting for you. Notice all the gov't cars waiting to round you up? Notice all the body bags ready to take you away?

NJRtards: Followers of the New Jerusalem Russ' Calendar

EATtards: Followers of the predictions of EAT.

CHRISTtards: They have to throw the Christian religion into every thread.

ISLAMtards: self explanitory

JEWtards: self explanitory

SMILIEtards: Excessive Smilie use in their threads

LIGHTWORKERtard: The Divine Essence is Glorious and I feel because I am. Feel my chakra love overflow into your aura of being. I am an Angel of Light. Namaste.

OBAMAtard: Supporters of Obama. Could also be an opposite branch for those who claim he is not eligible for presidency based on place of birth (think we need a new "tard" for this... any name suggestions?).

BUSHtard: Supporters of Bush

FLUROtards: Fluoride is going to kill us all!

GMtards: GM seeds are going to be the undoing of humanity

DISCLOSUREtards: UFO Disclosure is coming!!!

NESARAtards: National Economic Stabilization and Recovery Act packets are coming people!

NWOtards: The New World Order is going to take over!

BREAKINGtards: Every post of theirs is "Breaking" - even if it happened two weeks ago.

BStard: Have nothing of value to offer a thread - but they throw up a BS flag to try to look important.

ATLANTIStard: Atlantis is going to rise from the sea!

FOFtard: "A friend of a friend" gave me this inside info...

SCANNERtard: Listeners of Radio Reference feeds.

DREAMtards: Offering dream interpretations.

PSYCHICtards: Asking / Giving of psychic advice.

TITOtards - Followers of John Titor

REPTOtards - reptilian believers

CLIMOtards - climate change believers (think Gore)

NOSTRAtards - nostradamus

SPIROtards - spirals, more spirals!

GALACtards - The galactic alliance followers

MAGNAtard - Obsessive about watching the Magnetosphere

REFRESHtard - constant refreshing of the page

CROPCIRCLEtards - find meanings in all crop circles... and they are NOT man made!

LOLtards - they laugh out loud at everything... while rolling on the floor and pissing themselves!

LANDINGtards - Claim the moon landing was staged in a studio

911tards - Claim 9/11 was an inside job

ZOMBIEtards - Zombie lovin freaks!

KITTYtards - seem to be able to work a pic of a kitty into every thread!

ISLAMOtards - self explanitory

VENUStards - Something's lurking in our skies... oh wait - it's just Venus!

SIGtard - Those that have an annoyingly long sig in their posts

RHNEGtards - Their blood is far superior to everyone else

CAPSLOCKtard - Your text is impossible to read.

TIMELINEtard - Everything is happening according to the timewave timeline.


FOR A DOOM GLOSSARY - Head to Max-Overdrive's thread:
Thread: The Unofficial DooM Glossary

Last Edited by Kachina on 06/21/2010 01:02 AM
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You forgot trolltards, dumbass.
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Yes Troll Tards feedtroll
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You forgot trolltards, dumbass.
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Excellent point.
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Thread: TARD Types. (Offical List)

Hey man, get off my jock!
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ASSBURGERTARDS
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Thread: TARD Types. (Offical List)

Hey man, get off my jock!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 972534

You get off mine! Check the time of the OP posts! Ha Ha! j/k. Good luck on your thread. Being an A/C... you'll have a hard time updating your list.
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your not nice. your rude.
stop misusing name of kachina.
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your not nice. your rude.
stop misusing name of kachina.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1007827



Case in point!

feedtroll
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asktard

ask me a question
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asktard

ask me a question
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1007703


Good one!
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what about GOLDTARDS? Obsessed with buying gold and are sure the dollar is goin to collapse at any moment.
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quayletards & hawktards

keep your powder dry, barrel pointed in the right direction!

and k bars sharp!
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Re: >>>Types of GLP "Tards"<<<
You get off mine! Check the time of the OP posts! Ha Ha! j/k. Good luck on your thread. Being an A/C... you'll have a hard time updating your list.
 Quoting: Kachina


Yeah funny stuff, I wasted too much time posting on the orignal thread that spun off both our Tard Treads. However, the "what type of tard" statement was mine. :)
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You left out spelltard!
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Re: >>>Types of GLP "Tards"<<<
You forgot one. Those who make threads like this:

>>>Types of GLP "Tards"<<<
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what about GOLDTARDS? Obsessed with buying gold and are sure the dollar is goin to collapse at any moment.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 991718


Good one. I will add GoldTards, but I think I'll add "CrashTards" for those who think the market will crash every day.
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You forgot Chemtards! aq rahrah

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morantards
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Oiltards

Depressiontards

Zetatards

FEMAtards
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blackajacktards

obsessed with when black jack starts

israntards << might need editing

obsessed with when israel attacks iran
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PINtards- those who ask for a pin for every freakin topic
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You forgot Chemtards! aq rahrah

:aqchemsk:

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 Quoting: Aquarius 7

Of course! Thanks Aquarius!
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light worker electrician roleplay tards, oh my.
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You left out spelltard!
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and grammar tard, of course

LHC/CERN tard...blackholes, sinkholes, strangelets, spirals, wormholes...
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PINtards- those who ask for a pin for every freakin topic
 Quoting: omnipadme007


Just getting ready to add this one myself! Great minds...
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EaTard... covers most of the formerly stated 'tards...
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LOL i love it! 5a
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Oiltards

Depressiontards

Zetatards

FEMAtards
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 994576

Will add ZetaTards... Care to explain the rest?





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