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How far do you have to dig to reach hell

 
chazz
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How far do you have to dig to reach hell
I think maybe BP dug too far down and opened up a passage to hell.

Hell people look at is fire and what keeps fire burning..oil


Just looking at this in a biblical sense
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Re: How far do you have to dig to reach hell
you mean dig in your mind and soul? because that is where hell will occur.
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you mean dig in your mind and soul? because that is where hell will occur.
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That's the truth, been there, done that, got the paperwork to prove it.

And then there's the eternal spiritual hell too, but I digress.

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you mean dig in your mind and soul? because that is where hell will occur.
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Right, those religious and 'new age' books did it for you. Like, don't bother sticking your nose inside the Earth - nothing interesting there .
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It's chaos, you see? It's what they wanted .
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Why would hell be a place on Earth.

It's either Earth, or elsewhere.
That is, if hell exists.

Why would a god whom supposedly loves you send you to such a shitty place?

....Doesn't make sense.
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As far as it takes to get into the white house?
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hummbird If you would like to know more about hell from a biblical point of view. HI THERE!... [link to www.chick.com]
Zec 12:3 And in that day will I make Jerusalem a burdensome stone for all people: all that burden themselves with it shall be cut in pieces, though all the people of the earth be gathered together against it.
Psa 9:17 The wicked shall be turned into hell, [and] all the nations that forget God.
Jer 6:2 I have likened the daughter of Zion to a comely and delicate [woman].
STOCK UP NOW. You should have at least 6 months worth of basics for every member of your household. Stay away from crowds when trouble starts, do not forget water storage, tobacco is worth more than gold or silver, and be kind to hungry children.
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Re: How far do you have to dig to reach hell
Why would hell be a place on Earth.

It's either Earth, or elsewhere.
That is, if hell exists.

Why would a god whom supposedly loves you send you to such a shitty place?

....Doesn't make sense.
 Quoting: guy369



Who said it's on Earth and not inside the Earth? :)


Besides, you're the one who's making a choice what suits you best, no one sends anyone anywhere but themselves .
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Hell is 666 times 666 times 666 feet below the surface -- READ YOUR BIBLE!

BP dared to drill down that far and SEE WHAT THEY GOT!
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Re: How far do you have to dig to reach hell
hummbird If you would like to know more about hell from a biblical point of view. HI THERE!... [link to www.chick.com]
 Quoting: 9teen.47™

DIsliked that cartoon.

Damn preachy shit.

Hell isn't real!
Send me there, and I still won't believe it.

Your soul is more powerful than your mind.
Your mind is the cockpit for your soul.

If God loves me - why would he send me to be tortured and shit?

Give me a break...
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I thought that this was concluded to be in Turkmenistan. Sorry for the link, but it won't embed for some reason...

[link to www.youtube.com]

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Re: How far do you have to dig to reach hell
Hell is 666 times 666 times 666 feet below the surface -- READ YOUR BIBLE!

BP dared to drill down that far and SEE WHAT THEY GOT!
 Quoting: Pastor Dan 997



Ugh - DO the math - that drill is impossible!

666 x 666 x 666 = 295 408 296

What is that Millimeters?

Heaven - Hell...All in the mind!

How can people believe this shit?

DO SOME RESEARCH!!!
Who believed in heaven and hell before the Christians?
WHo?
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Re: How far do you have to dig to reach hell
I think maybe BP dug too far down and opened up a passage to hell.

Hell people look at is fire and what keeps fire burning..oil


Just looking at this in a biblical sense
 Quoting: chazz


As far as your mind! Hell is your conscience not a physical place.
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Keep diggin' op. Scratch likes it when you come in through the back door. That's where he is always waiting for dumbass monkeys like you.
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Re: How far do you have to dig to reach hell
I meant Hell is 666 times 66.6 times 6.66 feet deep!

The EXACT DEPTH of the BP drill, in cubits!

If you would READ REVELATIONS you woudl KNOW THAT!
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I meant Hell is 666 times 66.6 times 6.66 feet deep!

The EXACT DEPTH of the BP drill, in cubits!

If you would READ REVELATIONS you woudl KNOW THAT!
 Quoting: Pastor Dan 997

Most of the bibles books are taken from other ancient times.
It's not the book of God.
It's the book of aliens.
It's the proof of aliens.

Some jews just got together and found a way to distract you.
Don't you find it weird Jews wrote the bible?!?!
Doesn't anyone question anything anymore?!?!
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Re: How far do you have to dig to reach hell
Why would hell be a place on Earth.

It's either Earth, or elsewhere.
That is, if hell exists.

Why would a god whom supposedly loves you send you to such a shitty place?

....Doesn't make sense.
 Quoting: guy369


God does not send one there. God allows the person in question to do it themselves. You reject him he rejects you. His rejection IS hell. If you think not try imagining existence without any heat, sound or light whatsoever. There's your hell and if you get there you did it yourself.
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Re: How far do you have to dig to reach hell
I meant Hell is 666 times 66.6 times 6.66 feet deep!

The EXACT DEPTH of the BP drill, in cubits!

If you would READ REVELATIONS you woudl KNOW THAT!
 Quoting: Pastor Dan 997


666 x 66.6 x 6.66 = 295408.296
Meters?
Inches?
Who drilled that far?
Do some math!
SHOW YOUR WORK!
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Re: How far do you have to dig to reach hell
how many licks does it take till you get to the center of a tootsie pop?
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Why would hell be a place on Earth.

It's either Earth, or elsewhere.
That is, if hell exists.

Why would a god whom supposedly loves you send you to such a shitty place?

....Doesn't make sense.


God does not send one there. God allows the person in question to do it themselves. You reject him he rejects you. His rejection IS hell. If you think not try imagining existence without any heat, sound or light whatsoever. There's your hell and if you get there you did it yourself.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 488032


Pfft - If I reject him he rejects me?

If that's God - he's a fucking asshole.

Many people were rude to me in my life, I've never been rude to them.
Isn't it "Turn the other cheek"
CONTRADICTIONS!

Fuck this God you speak of, he's as imaginary as Harry Potter.
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LOL

I'm yanking your chain, Guy369.

I don't believe in heaven or hell or any of that jazz.

I do think it's funny that so many people still believe Hell is frying the souls of sinners right under their feet.
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LOL

I'm yanking your chain, Guy369.

I don't believe in heaven or hell or any of that jazz.

I do think it's funny that so many people still believe Hell is frying the souls of sinners right under their feet.
 Quoting: Pastor Dan 997

Ditto.

It's all bullshit.
Meant to keep the masses scared.

I'm not scared!
Take me to hell - I will kiss Satan!
He will burn.
We are Stardust
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Take me to hell - I will kiss Satan!
He will burn.
 Quoting: guy369



No shit? :)
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Take me to hell - I will kiss Satan!
He will burn.



No shit? :)
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Seriously!

Satan is a nobody.

The Grim reaper is an alien.
Do some research.

Ancient Aliens showed me a lot - but so did many other sources!

It's all an alien culture.
We're soooo confused!

...I wonder why - GOD?
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2 Peter 3:
3First of all, you must understand that in the last days scoffers will come, scoffing and following their own evil desires. 4They will say, "Where is this 'coming' he promised? Ever since our fathers died, everything goes on as it has since the beginning of creation." 5But they deliberately forget that long ago by God's word the heavens existed and the earth was formed out of water and by water. 6By these waters also the world of that time was deluged and destroyed. 7By the same word the present heavens and earth are reserved for fire, being kept for the day of judgment and destruction of ungodly men.

8But do not forget this one thing, dear friends: With the Lord a day is like a thousand years, and a thousand years are like a day. 9The Lord is not slow in keeping his promise, as some understand slowness. He is patient with you, not wanting anyone to perish, but everyone to come to repentance.



2 Peter 2:

4For if God did not spare angels when they sinned, but sent them to hell,[a] putting them into gloomy dungeons to be held for judgment; 5if he did not spare the ancient world when he brought the flood on its ungodly people, but protected Noah, a preacher of righteousness, and seven others; 6if he condemned the cities of Sodom and Gomorrah by burning them to ashes, and made them an example of what is going to happen to the ungodly; 7and if he rescued Lot, a righteous man, who was distressed by the filthy lives of lawless men 8(for that righteous man, living among them day after day, was tormented in his righteous soul by the lawless deeds he saw and heard)— 9if this is so, then the Lord knows how to rescue godly men from trials and to hold the unrighteous for the day of judgment, while continuing their punishment.[c] 10This is especially true of those who follow the corrupt desire of the sinful nature[d] and despise authority.

Bold and arrogant, these men are not afraid to slander celestial beings; 11yet even angels, although they are stronger and more powerful, do not bring slanderous accusations against such beings in the presence of the Lord. 12But these men blaspheme in matters they do not understand. They are like brute beasts, creatures of instinct, born only to be caught and destroyed, and like beasts they too will perish.


17These men are springs without water and mists driven by a storm. Blackest darkness is reserved for them. 18For they mouth empty, boastful words and, by appealing to the lustful desires of sinful human nature, they entice people who are just escaping from those who live in error. 19They promise them freedom, while they themselves are slaves of depravity—for a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him. 20If they have escaped the corruption of the world by knowing our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ and are again entangled in it and overcome, they are worse off at the end than they were at the beginning. 21It would have been better for them not to have known the way of righteousness, than to have known it and then to turn their backs on the sacred command that was passed on to them. 22Of them the proverbs are true: "A dog returns to its vomit,"[f]and, "A sow that is washed goes back to her wallowing in the mud."
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Re: How far do you have to dig to reach hell
Take me to hell - I will kiss Satan!
He will burn.



No shit? :)



Seriously!

Satan is a nobody.

The Grim reaper is an alien.
Do some research.

Ancient Aliens showed me a lot - but so did many other sources!

It's all an alien culture.
We're soooo confused!

...I wonder why - GOD?
 Quoting: guy369



Satan is rather nothing than nobody. chuckle


Exactly, alien culture - but not that alien so to speak... We gotta kick their asses in order to obtain our independence. Ironically, we'll never be an independent race unless we grow up . Until then they will be playing all those fancy roles of Jesus Christ and Satan... in our minds .
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2 Peter 3:
3First of all, you must understand that in the last days scoffers will come, scoffing and following their own evil desires. 4They will say, "Where is this 'coming' he promised? Ever since our fathers died, everything goes on as it has since the beginning of creation." 5But they deliberately forget that long ago by God's word the heavens existed and the earth was formed out of water and by water. 6By these waters also the world of that time was deluged and destroyed. 7By the same word the present heavens and earth are reserved for fire, being kept for the day of judgment and destruction of ungodly men.

8But do not forget this one thing, dear friends: With the Lord a day is like a thousand years, and a thousand years are like a day. 9The Lord is not slow in keeping his promise, as some understand slowness. He is patient with you, not wanting anyone to perish, but everyone to come to repentance.



2 Peter 2:

4For if God did not spare angels when they sinned, but sent them to hell,[a] putting them into gloomy dungeons to be held for judgment; 5if he did not spare the ancient world when he brought the flood on its ungodly people, but protected Noah, a preacher of righteousness, and seven others; 6if he condemned the cities of Sodom and Gomorrah by burning them to ashes, and made them an example of what is going to happen to the ungodly; 7and if he rescued Lot, a righteous man, who was distressed by the filthy lives of lawless men 8(for that righteous man, living among them day after day, was tormented in his righteous soul by the lawless deeds he saw and heard)— 9if this is so, then the Lord knows how to rescue godly men from trials and to hold the unrighteous for the day of judgment, while continuing their punishment.[c] 10This is especially true of those who follow the corrupt desire of the sinful nature[d] and despise authority.

Bold and arrogant, these men are not afraid to slander celestial beings; 11yet even angels, although they are stronger and more powerful, do not bring slanderous accusations against such beings in the presence of the Lord. 12But these men blaspheme in matters they do not understand. They are like brute beasts, creatures of instinct, born only to be caught and destroyed, and like beasts they too will perish.


17These men are springs without water and mists driven by a storm. Blackest darkness is reserved for them. 18For they mouth empty, boastful words and, by appealing to the lustful desires of sinful human nature, they entice people who are just escaping from those who live in error. 19They promise them freedom, while they themselves are slaves of depravity—for a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him. 20If they have escaped the corruption of the world by knowing our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ and are again entangled in it and overcome, they are worse off at the end than they were at the beginning. 21It would have been better for them not to have known the way of righteousness, than to have known it and then to turn their backs on the sacred command that was passed on to them. 22Of them the proverbs are true: "A dog returns to its vomit,"[f]and, "A sow that is washed goes back to her wallowing in the mud."
 Quoting: Anon 769199



Can I quote Harry Potter too?

Give me a break, fuck the bible - read OLDER scripture.
I believe that much more.
4000+ years ago.
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Fake.





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