PIN THIS!!!! BP IS NOW TAKING SUGGESTIONS FROM THE PUBLIC!!!! | |
Little Green Apples User ID: 972105 Canada 05/16/2010 10:41 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | How about sinking an old war ship on top of it? My husband seems to think this is a viable option Quoting: Anonymous Coward 942322Well, I have heard about sinking a AirCraft Carrier on top BUT if you do that, and it doesnt work, then you have a sunken aircraft carrier on top of it... Plus you need to understand, this isnt on the seafloor, this is coming from the riser that is 4 stories tall |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 950392 United States 05/16/2010 10:42 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Y'know,... If no one else has said it yet. It's going to be fun when hurricane season arrives this year. Oil blowing everywhere. Quoting: ceawavesI hope you get struck by lighting first! Hey don't get mad at me. I'm just pointing out the obvious no one is talking about. No way this is going to be cleaned up before hurricane season. |
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User ID: 969131 United States 05/16/2010 10:50 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Resurrect John Holmes and make a bust of a woman's ass and put it over the leak. Quoting: Profit 6OMfG!!! Ever heard of CLONES? (Yeah, it's this NEW technology... ROLL EYES) sort of like resurrection, but with a twist ~ you bring back something that IS flawed, WAS flawed, and always WILL BE flawed: a Human Bean. wEnder what we'll call 'em once we can program their (it's possessive) DNA? P3RFECTOS? Oops. Cigars, cigarettes, (TIPARILLOS ~ I was there for that.) herbal libation, PERFECTOS, anyone? This place kind-of-ly SUX. |
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fyrenza
User ID: 969131 United States 05/16/2010 11:22 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | So, that means I can suggest BP to go fuck itself? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 972172Oops. Ad Infinitum. More recognized, for the concept that it represents. It's sort of funny, 'cuz of all things? The ONE thing we just can't get a handle on is what the fuck Infinity really consists of. Well, THAT, and the concept of Nothing. My usual sig is a Moebius Strip, with the annotation that: A Moebius Strip (the sideways Moebius) IS Infinity. I stare at it, and form models of it with ribbon, but even though I KNOW it never ends, I can't make the leap into understanding what it represents. Last Edited by fu-glup on 05/16/2010 11:28 AM This place kind-of-ly SUX. |
bamafan User ID: 970789 United States 05/16/2010 11:33 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | BP and the gov't have lied from the beginning. First they said it was a small leak not even visible, then they said less than 5000 gal a day. The telementry from the rig was turnedd off 7 hours prior to the event. Something monumental was occuring as 7 VP's from BP flew straight to the rig prior to the disaster. This is not a simple blowout, this is a crack in the largest deepest oil find ever, with tremendous pressures blowing by all manmade devices. They lied about the oil plumes and they continue to BS the public. BP refuses to provide instrumentation to the gov't scientist. A crack in the ocean floor can release all the methane and oil at once into the atmosphere, ending life for a thousand miles or more. Nuke it or lose it. OBAMA needs to put the CEO of BP in a cell at Gitmo bay with the gay prison population. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 898092 United States 05/16/2010 12:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | here's my suggestion...load your six chambered gun and play russian roullette.. and go fuck yourself.. not just bp.. but anyone who has ever ever taken corporate lobbyist money or donations. new rule. no corporate lobbyists. NONE. on all sides and NO DONATIONS.. from any side. if the people like you they will support you. get government and big business out of both side and fuck government too |
fyrenza
User ID: 969131 United States 05/16/2010 12:15 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | BP and the gov't have lied from the beginning. First they said it was a small leak not even visible, then they said less than 5000 gal a day. The telementry from the rig was turnedd off 7 hours prior to the event. Something monumental was occuring as 7 VP's from BP flew straight to the rig prior to the disaster. Quoting: bamafan 970789This is not a simple blowout, this is a crack in the largest deepest oil find ever, with tremendous pressures blowing by all manmade devices. They lied about the oil plumes and they continue to BS the public. BP refuses to provide instrumentation to the gov't scientist. A crack in the ocean floor can release all the methane and oil at once into the atmosphere, ending life for a thousand miles or more. Nuke it or lose it. OBAMA needs to put the CEO of BP in a cell at Gitmo bay with the gay prison population. Okay. HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!! What you just said, there? THAT was lucid and succinct. Well, AND horrifying, to the MAX. I'm still thinking of it as a "spill" not OMFG, We've Managed To BREAK Our Planet in TWO!!! NOW, I'm starting to feel the doom... You don't KNOW how much I'm hoping/praying that BamaFan means you're pro Alabama, NOT pro O-bama! WHO, I'm told by Arrogant SOB's that OWN shit and have figured out a way to Take It With Them, Sux donkey dicks. Last Edited by fu-glup on 05/16/2010 12:19 PM This place kind-of-ly SUX. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 971961 United Kingdom 05/16/2010 12:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | use a large Rawlplug especially designed [link to www.rawlplug.co.uk] .... problem solved (oh shit!.... hole will be sealed and then BP cannot pump the oil)... so suppose that puts a damper on that idea |
Catseye User ID: 968307 Dominican Republic 05/16/2010 12:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | BP and the gov't have lied from the beginning. First they said it was a small leak not even visible, then they said less than 5000 gal a day. The telementry from the rig was turnedd off 7 hours prior to the event. Something monumental was occuring as 7 VP's from BP flew straight to the rig prior to the disaster. Quoting: bamafan 970789This is not a simple blowout, this is a crack in the largest deepest oil find ever, with tremendous pressures blowing by all manmade devices. They lied about the oil plumes and they continue to BS the public. BP refuses to provide instrumentation to the gov't scientist. A crack in the ocean floor can release all the methane and oil at once into the atmosphere, ending life for a thousand miles or more. Nuke it or lose it. OBAMA needs to put the CEO of BP in a cell at Gitmo bay with the gay prison population. yeah, corporations don't go down easy, and this one looks like it's still trying to save itself and some oil as if it will still be in business after this is all over . . . meanwhile, us --> <-- BP |
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User ID: 972309 United States 05/16/2010 12:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Don't be Evil Last Edited by Doomer on 05/16/2010 12:43 PM "All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing" |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 960188 United States 05/16/2010 12:44 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | BP is desperate and open to suggestions from the public! Now is your chance to help with this catastrophe. Quoting: PakalClick on the link and look on the right side for the SUGGESTIONS LINK. [link to www.deepwaterhorizonresponse.com] This is sad! What a pathetic piece of shit company! slick move tho. keep the sheeple engaged, buy some time. |
KLB- User ID: 928489 Canada 05/16/2010 12:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Another suggestion.. haul a large expandable balloon type object down to the cracked pipe.. design it so that it can be wrapped around the crack.. and pulled tight with "laces" so to speak. Attached to the "top" of the balloon, is the siphon hose, that will hold a certain volume and also deliver the escaping oil to a tanker floating above. Quoting: IJN 972312Something like this??... Thread: Ideas on how to control the GOM oil leak! |
Doomer
User ID: 972309 United States 05/16/2010 12:51 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Another suggestion.. haul a large expandable balloon type object down to the cracked pipe.. design it so that it can be wrapped around the crack.. and pulled tight with "laces" so to speak. Attached to the "top" of the balloon, is the siphon hose, that will hold a certain volume and also deliver the escaping oil to a tanker floating above. Quoting: IJN 972312Maybe, but I think that the best thing for people to do now is possibly evacuating. This this is going to end up killing the Gulf. The economic impact alone is going to be insane. You know, Bill Mauer (who is a the biggest douche bag on Earth) made a good point the other day. America is not going to stop it's "drinking" of oil until the last drop is gone and it's time to going to detox. Personally, I get sick listening to self richeous agnostic environmentalist liberals who have never read Animal Farm, but his point hit home. "All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing" |
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bamafan User ID: 970789 United States 05/16/2010 12:59 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | BP and the gov't have lied from the beginning. First they said it was a small leak not even visible, then they said less than 5000 gal a day. The telementry from the rig was turnedd off 7 hours prior to the event. Something monumental was occuring as 7 VP's from BP flew straight to the rig prior to the disaster. Quoting: fyrenzaThis is not a simple blowout, this is a crack in the largest deepest oil find ever, with tremendous pressures blowing by all manmade devices. They lied about the oil plumes and they continue to BS the public. BP refuses to provide instrumentation to the gov't scientist. A crack in the ocean floor can release all the methane and oil at once into the atmosphere, ending life for a thousand miles or more. Nuke it or lose it. OBAMA needs to put the CEO of BP in a cell at Gitmo bay with the gay prison population. Okay. HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!! What you just said, there? THAT was lucid and succinct. Well, AND horrifying, to the MAX. I'm still thinking of it as a "spill" not OMFG, We've Managed To BREAK Our Planet in TWO!!! NOW, I'm starting to feel the doom... You don't KNOW how much I'm hoping/praying that BamaFan means you're pro Alabama, NOT pro O-bama! WHO, I'm told by Arrogant SOB's that OWN shit and have figured out a way to Take It With Them, Sux donkey dicks. Actually Roll Tide. This BP crack in the bowels of the earth could mess up a great football season for the SEC. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 923672 United States 05/16/2010 01:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | HISTORY, folks, HISTORY!!! Quoting: fyrenzaHow did folks do it, way back when? Some dude was drilling, probably for water, and found OIL, okay? WTF did that dude do to CONTAIN it, and make it a salable commodity? HINT: He let it OOZE up, into some sort of holding pen, which he could tap into. If the pipe is 18 inches? Put a fucking 24" pipe down, AROUND IT, and let the oil "bubble up." Siphon it into the tankers. NATURAL and EASY, folks. The Let's-Use-Super-Glue guy? What about the toxic emissions from the Super Glue? WE AREN'T rocket scientists, folks. Thank God that all this needs is some common sense to remedy, but WTF is any Common Sense??? You're falling for the Throw Money At It way of solving problems, instead of the WTF WORKS way, following the Path Of Least Resistance (with the LEAST possible risk of even MORE SNAFU's). THINK, folks. Think about it like YOU're the one that's going to foot the bill. In the long run? YOU ARE, mofo's. Wont work. By time the oil travels up the pipe 1 mile, the 13,000lbs pressure will blow the seal at the temporary connector. We need a temporary connector that has 15,000blbs of pressure bite. We can't 'suck it' up a 1 mile pipe. Pumps can pump real good, they can't suck real good. Crews would need to place a series of pumps, lets say every 250', and the first pump would need to a) work at ocean pressures of 5000' underwater, and b) handle 13,000lbs pressure input. Then we have the problem of powering it. DC can't travel 1 mile and still have quality voltage, and internal combustion pumps need fuel and air, both of which would need to be piped down to the pump. Drilling to remove pressure away from the mail hole I guess wont work because the oil filed is too large and all we would wind up with is 5 overloaded holes instead of one. Drilling down into the hole at an angle to may work but a) they need to hit the mail hole and b) then need to send a plugging agent 2 miles down. Sending cement two miles down a 8" pipe souls like a big ole fail to me. They should use epoxy resin. Something with a 12hour set time. Something like System West. I think it will flow better than cement. It also has a thinning agent. They should practice down a 1+ mile long dummy pipe first. More and more it looks to me like they opened pandoras box. What ever they do, they are running out of time. |
aaarrrrgggg matey User ID: 972345 United States 05/16/2010 01:15 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | BP is desperate and open to suggestions from the public! Now is your chance to help with this catastrophe. Quoting: ApostleCitizenClick on the link and look on the right side for the SUGGESTIONS LINK. [link to www.deepwaterhorizonresponse.com] they could plug the hole with their corporate money grubbing oil tycoon fat fucking asses thats what should be done,plug it with the corpses of the oil industry |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 923672 United States 05/16/2010 01:18 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | you know, speaking of running out of time, I think they have no choice but to plug it. Because once storms start coming, they will need to detach and move vessels. If they try to cap it then, it will probably blow the temporarily connected pipe. They would need to let it spill again until the storm passed. There is so much oil there, they will also have the problem of hauling and storing it. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 923672 United States 05/16/2010 01:49 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | use a large Rawlplug especially designed Quoting: Anonymous Coward 971961[link to www.rawlplug.co.uk] .... problem solved (oh shit!.... hole will be sealed and then BP cannot pump the oil)... so suppose that puts a damper on that idea Even though they should, I don't think they can plug it. it will blow the pipe again. |
ApostleCitizen
(OP) User ID: 959415 United States 05/16/2010 02:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | If BP is taking suggestions, then why have they and the US gov't both not repsonded to this man: Quoting: Anonymous Coward 916958VERY VIABLE way to clean up the oil spill - BP & gov't NOT responding to this man- MODS PIN THIS! Thread: VERY VIABLE way to clean up the oil spill - BP & gov't NOT responding to this man- MODS PIN THIS! That is NON TOXIC and be applied RIGHT NOW. Goddamnit, did anyone even look at this??? This is a NON TOXIC and natural way to clean up the oil. The thread I posted doesn't get pinned, nobody looks at it, and it's nothing short of a miracle solution. WTF?????????? Hey AC, I posted this thread so that YOU could submit ideas directly to those involved in the clean up/containment of the spill. I do not work for them and I do not work for you. Rather than waste everyone's time with your rant here, you could be submitting the idea. LadyWolf got a real person on the phone after only 3 rings! The greatest illusion is the illusion of separation. |
ApostleCitizen
(OP) User ID: 959415 United States 05/16/2010 04:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Another suggestion.. haul a large expandable balloon type object down to the cracked pipe.. design it so that it can be wrapped around the crack.. and pulled tight with "laces" so to speak. Attached to the "top" of the balloon, is the siphon hose, that will hold a certain volume and also deliver the escaping oil to a tanker floating above. Quoting: DoomerMaybe, but I think that the best thing for people to do now is possibly evacuating. This this is going to end up killing the Gulf. The economic impact alone is going to be insane. You know, Bill Mauer (who is a the biggest douche bag on Earth) made a good point the other day. America is not going to stop it's "drinking" of oil until the last drop is gone and it's time to going to detox. Personally, I get sick listening to self richeous agnostic environmentalist liberals who have never read Animal Farm, but his point hit home. +1 The greatest illusion is the illusion of separation. |
Lady Wolf
User ID: 972903 United States 05/17/2010 04:21 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | that's fine...I do have a sense of humor and I'm glad you didn't do that! LOL!!! It's all good. Quoting: fyrenzaBut all joking aside, you really ought to submit your idea, as it's a very good one I think! And as I said, you could always use a throw away email addy in case they need to contact you? Or you could just call from a pay phone and not give them any other info on you. Either way, your idea should not go to waste. Shit. If you only knew how many layers of anonymity I already cloak myself in... When I said: Done! in that earlier post? I did it. I wouldn't give a real name, 'cuz it isn't something that I would ever do for ME, but it's something He would do for all of us. That's so Out There, I know. But, there are a lot of times that WE, us individually, don't make any difference ~ and I'm THAT. I'm an Extra in this Action Movie of Life. I'm real, but none of this affects me. It doesn't make any difference in my time/life. dylan ~ Things Have Changed I'm 55 years old, okay? In my lifetime, I've watched folks go down (read that: DIE) for having a different opinion; I've watched a fucking ghetto shoot out, that actually came INTO my house, left one dead on the front lawn, and another in the hospital. My dad fucking murdered my mom, and, to add insult to injury, made me watch her die a slow death. A lover, who knew I was preg with his twins (he was one of a triplets) snuck me 'cid, knowing that I would abort because of it (I'm a nurse, too ~ there are a LOT of things I "am," so don't freak out when I speak as though I know what I'm talking about, okay?), and THEN, proposed to me, WHILE we were flying. It was one of the happiest moments of my life, but it was all just a fucking lie, to get me to do something. Life fucking SUX. And, then, you find God, and realize the truth. Wow!! I don't know what to say...so instead I'll say nothing and do this... Last Edited by Aware & Watching... on 05/17/2010 04:25 AM Real truth is self evident... |
Lady Wolf
User ID: 972903 United States 05/17/2010 04:36 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It's quite easy, call our Space brothers in Quoting: rocky 964731This will show they are not what the dis-info says. Break the ice with help and all will transition easier. Exactly!! Problem, reaction solution...(not);) Real truth is self evident... |