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I'm fucking eating corned beef out of the can - for God sake, ask me a question.

 
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I'm fucking eating corned beef out of the can - for God sake, ask me a question.
Funds depleted until next week and I found few cans of corned beef, pepper, salt, and tap water.

Fortunate indeed. spam charlie
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Dude, heat it up on a skillet first. Or nuke it.
Sandwich?
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Re: I'm fucking eating corned beef out of the can - for God sake, ask me a question.
Dude, heat it up on a skillet first. Or nuke it.
Sandwich?
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Don't call me "dude" and no, I do not have a skillet or anything else for that matter. I have been consuming Mountain House meals and various MRE's for my various nutritional short comings.
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Sorry to hear that, OP. Get some Ramen soup, too
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Re: I'm fucking eating corned beef out of the can - for God sake, ask me a question.
Be careful. You can get HIV from bad beef in the can.
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Corned beef rox.. grab a fistful and dunk it directly in mustard, very liberating. blobr
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Re: I'm fucking eating corned beef out of the can - for God sake, ask me a question.
Well that's good stuff and definatly in my mini warehouse of canned goods.

Enjoy!
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Re: I'm fucking eating corned beef out of the can - for God sake, ask me a question.
collect wild edibles, food stamps, homeless shelter dinner, steal food, beg, anything before you eat that shit, fish, hunt, borrow, there's zero nutrition in canned corned beef, and tap water? dont get me started
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Re: I'm fucking eating corned beef out of the can - for God sake, ask me a question.
Be careful. You can get HIV from bad beef in the can.
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What on Earth? How legitimate is this remark?

Anything in a can, can be contaminated.
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Re: I'm fucking eating corned beef out of the can - for God sake, ask me a question.
Dude, heat it up on a skillet first. Or nuke it.
Sandwich?


Don't call me "dude" and no, I do not have a skillet or anything else for that matter. I have been consuming Mountain House meals and various MRE's for my various nutritional short comings.
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i lived on mre's for all but 2 years.
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Re: I'm fucking eating corned beef out of the can - for God sake, ask me a question.
collect wild edibles, food stamps, homeless shelter dinner, steal food, beg, anything before you eat that shit, fish, hunt, borrow, there's zero nutrition in canned corned beef, and tap water? dont get me started
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 960475


It is devoid of anything of substance save for the 15g rams of protein, of that, I am well aware.

Realistic circumstances will occur in the near future to what is transpiring now, why then not become accustomed to such conditions?

I've been indulging myself for months, this month, I over extended myself.

According to the can, It is the Hormel corned beef - 15 grams of protein.
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I ate some yesterday, that is good shit......................................for shit!
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Re: I'm fucking eating corned beef out of the can - for God sake, ask me a question.
Funds depleted until next week and I found few cans of corned beef, pepper, salt, and tap water.

Fortunate indeed. spam charlie
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a little mustard would make it taste better :)
Water always wins. :sun:
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Re: I'm fucking eating corned beef out of the can - for God sake, ask me a question.
Funds depleted until next week and I found few cans of corned beef, pepper, salt, and tap water.

Fortunate indeed. spam charlie


a little mustard would make it taste better :)
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I managed to excavate several cups of ranch that was being stored elsewhere in my pantry - not expired and unopened.

The tap water I boil and treat with two drops of high potency iodine.
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Re: I'm fucking eating corned beef out of the can - for God sake, ask me a question.
Dude, heat it up on a skillet first. Or nuke it.
Sandwich?


Don't call me "dude" and no, I do not have a skillet or anything else for that matter. I have been consuming Mountain House meals and various MRE's for my various nutritional short comings.


i lived on mre's for all but 2 years.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 955423


The mountain house meals are quite nutritious and I would welcome them as daily meals for as long as I exist. All the body requires and I would not bother with cost or preparation - ideal for those focused primarily on their work.
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Re: I'm fucking eating corned beef out of the can - for God sake, ask me a question.
"I'm fucking eating corned beef out of the can"...

Why are you engaging in sexual intercourse while eating corned beef out of a can?
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Re: I'm fucking eating corned beef out of the can - for God sake, ask me a question.
you can afford internet but you can't afford food?


wtf
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Re: I'm fucking eating corned beef out of the can - for God sake, ask me a question.
Be careful. You can get HIV from bad beef in the can.


What on Earth? How legitimate is this remark?

Anything in a can, can be contaminated.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 955500

Dude, Corned beef in a can was like all recalled for anti-body resistant HIV...and it was "Production halt" I think soon after for a huge series of production runs for the same reasons. Corned beef "Hash" was the worst, they pulled millions of cans I believe...and the whole class action law suit was closed for plaintifs not too long ago? Gag orderd and done now...I think Hormel paid a ton for the whole thing.
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Re: I'm fucking eating corned beef out of the can - for God sake, ask me a question.
you can afford internet but you can't afford food?


wtf
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This is perhaps one of the most ill-conceived remarks ever typed on this forum each time someone creates a thread regarding their personal circumstances. My Internet service provider's "bill" was paid for well in advance.

Meager income limits you.
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Re: I'm fucking eating corned beef out of the can - for God sake, ask me a question.
you can afford internet but you can't afford food?


wtf


This is perhaps one of the most ill-conceived remarks ever typed on this forum each time someone creates a thread regarding their personal circumstances. My Internet service provider's "bill" was paid for well in advance.

Meager income limits you.
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haha, once again.

You can afford internet but you cannot afford food abduct
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Re: I'm fucking eating corned beef out of the can - for God sake, ask me a question.
Be careful. You can get HIV from bad beef in the can.


What on Earth? How legitimate is this remark?

Anything in a can, can be contaminated.

Dude, Corned beef in a can was like all recalled for anti-body resistant HIV...and it was "Production halt" I think soon after for a huge series of production runs for the same reasons. Corned beef "Hash" was the worst, they pulled millions of cans I believe...and the whole class action law suit was closed for plaintifs not too long ago? Gag orderd and done now...I think Hormel paid a ton for the whole thing.
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Produce the research of your claims. Keep your brazen pet names to yourself.
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Re: I'm fucking eating corned beef out of the can - for God sake, ask me a question.
Dude, heat it up on a skillet first. Or nuke it.
Sandwich?


Don't call me "dude" and no, I do not have a skillet or anything else for that matter. I have been consuming Mountain House meals and various MRE's for my various nutritional short comings.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 955500

Girl, you need a hobo stove or rocket stove if you have no oven-range/hot plate-microwave-toaster oven or grill. Mountain House & MRE's are expensive. Dry foods & bread &/or flour+leaven will go a long way.

Consider making a journal of the things you wish you had when you are roughing it. Then later, when funding is better, upgrade your provisions before the 'next time' arrives.
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Re: I'm fucking eating corned beef out of the can - for God sake, ask me a question.
can of armour corn beef in a can just add 2 tablesppon butter 5 potatoes add a one chopped onion add a regular can of tomatoes onion can of mixed veggies add a tablespoon italian seasoning then cover with water and cook til potatoe are done. pour over rice.cook some corn bread too. a hot dinner meal on a tight budget . .................................or take can of corn beef armour real corn beef . add onion to taste add tablespoon mustard adda tablespoon mayonaise touch of real chopped garlic too and mix up and serve as sandwiches. touch of italian seasoning too maybe half teaspoon mixed up in it .
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Re: I'm fucking eating corned beef out of the can - for God sake, ask me a question.
you can afford internet but you can't afford food?


wtf


This is perhaps one of the most ill-conceived remarks ever typed on this forum each time someone creates a thread regarding their personal circumstances. My Internet service provider's "bill" was paid for well in advance.

Meager income limits you.


haha, once again.

You can afford internet but you cannot afford food abduct
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Re: I'm fucking eating corned beef out of the can - for God sake, ask me a question.
Funds depleted until next week and I found few cans of corned beef, pepper, salt, and tap water.

Fortunate indeed. spam charlie
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 955500


Could you find a way to get some eggs and toast to make a complete breakfast?
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Re: I'm fucking eating corned beef out of the can - for God sake, ask me a question.
Dude, heat it up on a skillet first. Or nuke it.
Sandwich?


Don't call me "dude" and no, I do not have a skillet or anything else for that matter. I have been consuming Mountain House meals and various MRE's for my various nutritional short comings.

Girl, you need a hobo stove or rocket stove if you have no oven-range/hot plate-microwave-toaster oven or grill. Mountain House & MRE's are expensive. Dry foods & bread &/or flour+leaven will go a long way.

Consider making a journal of the things you wish you had when you are roughing it. Then later, when funding is better, upgrade your provisions before the 'next time' arrives.
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she would rather have internet than food
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Re: I'm fucking eating corned beef out of the can - for God sake, ask me a question.
Dude, heat it up on a skillet first. Or nuke it.
Sandwich?


Don't call me "dude" and no, I do not have a skillet or anything else for that matter. I have been consuming Mountain House meals and various MRE's for my various nutritional short comings.


i lived on mre's for all but 2 years.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 955423

I bet that was a burning sensation to have to live with.
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Re: I'm fucking eating corned beef out of the can - for God sake, ask me a question.
can of armour corn beef in a can just add 2 tablesppon butter 5 potatoes add a one chopped onion add a regular can of tomatoes onion can of mixed veggies add a tablespoon italian seasoning then cover with water and cook til potatoe are done. pour over rice.cook some corn bread too. a hot dinner meal on a tight budget . .................................or take can of corn beef armour real corn beef . add onion to taste add tablespoon mustard adda tablespoon mayonaise touch of real chopped garlic too and mix up and serve as sandwiches. touch of italian seasoning too maybe half teaspoon mixed up in it .
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HOLY CRAP, my eyes got puffy just READING about all that sodium!!!
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Re: I'm fucking eating corned beef out of the can - for God sake, ask me a question.
Dude, heat it up on a skillet first. Or nuke it.
Sandwich?


Don't call me "dude" and no, I do not have a skillet or anything else for that matter. I have been consuming Mountain House meals and various MRE's for my various nutritional short comings.

Girl, you need a hobo stove or rocket stove if you have no oven-range/hot plate-microwave-toaster oven or grill. Mountain House & MRE's are expensive. Dry foods & bread &/or flour+leaven will go a long way.

Consider making a journal of the things you wish you had when you are roughing it. Then later, when funding is better, upgrade your provisions before the 'next time' arrives.


she would rather have internet than food
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Again with your presumptuous about the my gender, nature of my circumstances, and the use of the Internet.
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Re: I'm fucking eating corned beef out of the can - for God sake, ask me a question.
Dude, heat it up on a skillet first. Or nuke it.
Sandwich?


Don't call me "dude" and no, I do not have a skillet or anything else for that matter. I have been consuming Mountain House meals and various MRE's for my various nutritional short comings.

Girl, you need a hobo stove or rocket stove if you have no oven-range/hot plate-microwave-toaster oven or grill. Mountain House & MRE's are expensive. Dry foods & bread &/or flour+leaven will go a long way.

Consider making a journal of the things you wish you had when you are roughing it. Then later, when funding is better, upgrade your provisions before the 'next time' arrives.
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There we all go, but for the grace of God.
SPEAK UP. SILENCE IS DEADLY!

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