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Lesson to be learned from us old folks.

 
Chawlee
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Lesson to be learned from us old folks.
Another good lesson to be learned from us old folks.

An old prospector shuffled into the town of El Indio , Texas leading an old tired mule. The old man headed straight for the only saloon in town, to clear his parched throat. He walked up to the saloon and tied his old mule to the hitch rail. As he stood there, brushing some of the dust from his face and clothes, a young gunslinger stepped out of the saloon with a gun in one hand and a bottle of whiskey in the other.

The young gunslinger looked at the old man and laughed, saying, "Hey old man, have you ever danced?" The old man looked up at the gunslinger and said, "No, I never did dance... never really wanted to."

A crowd had gathered as the gunslinger grinned and said, "Well, you old fool, you're gonna' dance now," and started shooting at the old man's feet. The old prospector, not wanting to get a toe blown off, started hopping around like a flea on a hot skillet. Everybody was laughing, fit to be tied.

When his last bullet had been fired, the young gunslinger, still laughing, holstered his gun and turned around to go back into the saloon. The old man turned to his pack mule, pulled out a double-barreled shotgun, and cocked both hammers. The loud clicks carried clearly through the desert air.

The crowd stopped laughing immediately. The young gunslinger heard the sounds too, and he turned around very slowly. The silence was almost deafening. The crowd watched as the young gunman stared at the old timer and the large gaping holes of those twin barrels.

The barrels of the shotgun never wavered in the old man's hands, as he quietly said, "Son, have you ever kissed a mule's ass?"

The gunslinger swallowed hard and said, "No sir..... but... I've always wanted to."
There are a few lessons for us all here:
Never be arrogant.
Don't waste ammunition.
Whiskey makes you think you're smarter than you are.
Always, always make sure you know who has the power.
Don't mess with old men, they didn't get old by being stupid .

REAL GOOD ADVICE!!!!!
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05/02/2010 08:53 AM
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oldman
The chariots of God are tens of thousands, and thousands of thousands.
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Morning Boss hi

Nice read!
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lolsign lmao
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kitty Nice one. LOL
Zec 12:3 And in that day will I make Jerusalem a burdensome stone for all people: all that burden themselves with it shall be cut in pieces, though all the people of the earth be gathered together against it.
Psa 9:17 The wicked shall be turned into hell, [and] all the nations that forget God.
Jer 6:2 I have likened the daughter of Zion to a comely and delicate [woman].
STOCK UP NOW. You should have at least 6 months worth of basics for every member of your household. Stay away from crowds when trouble starts, do not forget water storage, tobacco is worth more than gold or silver, and be kind to hungry children.
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also when you get older

you will lose a fight with a younger man

thats why old guys simply shoot the mother fuckers before a hand is raised in anger
"When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men living together in society, they create for themselves, in the course of time, a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that glorifies it."
- Frédéric Bastiat

food, water, ammo, weapons, battery back up solar, hand well pump, wood stove and 1 year of food...oh yeah PM's too...good luck
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Way Cool story.
But please always remember to RELOAD!
Neither characters in the story did that.
hiding hf bump
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+1

Morning Boss hi
Nice read!
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We get the powers over us that we've earned collectively. Humanity, as a whole, is self-interested, shallow, ignorant, violent and immoral; small wonder, therefore, that our leaders (secret or otherwise) reflect that. You want better leaders, become better people.
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Way Cool story.
But please always remember to RELOAD!
Neither characters in the story did that.
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 958904


the old guy never shot his shotgun...he just clicked back the hammers
"When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men living together in society, they create for themselves, in the course of time, a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that glorifies it."
- Frédéric Bastiat

food, water, ammo, weapons, battery back up solar, hand well pump, wood stove and 1 year of food...oh yeah PM's too...good luck
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Way Cool story.
But please always remember to RELOAD!
Neither characters in the story did that.
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the old guy never shot his shotgun...he just clicked back the hammers
 Quoting: aVian

and cocked both hammers. The loud clicks carried clearly
WHEW! OK... re-readed.. I stand corrected. hf
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I love that fable! Thanks for sharing, you started my day off in the right direction.
Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius, and a lot of courage, to move in the opposite direction. -- Albert Einstein

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. -- Albert Einstein

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe. -- Albert Einstein
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lolsign you betcha!
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Old age and treachery beats youth youth and skill!

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The problem is that just when you get to the smart old geezer stage, your body starts to give out. There ought to be a law against that!
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bump :5:
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it couldve just as easily been 2 young guys

or a guy and a girl

or a chinese guy and an american

or..........
“A great deal of intelligence can be invested in ignorance when the need for illusion is deep.”
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Here's another take-away you forgot to mention:

Life is easy for those who LIKE to kiss ass.
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i've always liked that one. it hits pretty close to home too.
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Mornin Chawlee, Nice.

I hope the mule enjoyed it.
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Don't mess with old men, they didn't get old by being stupid
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^^^ohyeah^^^
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Get 'em Chawlee. lol!
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Don't mess with old men, they didn't get old by being stupid

^^^ohyeah^^^
 Quoting: ScrumpTheTexan



Lot to be said for getting older...we just don't need to say it.

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Don't mess with old men, they didn't get old by being stupid

^^^ohyeah^^^



Lot to be said for getting older...we just don't need to say it.

Canadian F
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My Granddad walked around for many of the last years of his life w/ his lower legs & feet black from Diabetes (among other issues)... you'd have never known it (we didn't) ...never complained, still got up & worked everyday all day on the same land that I'm on right now.. & would most definitely ring the bell of *ANY* (male) that crossed him.. he was the kind of guy who'd give you the shirt off of his back and his last dollar if you needed it.. or tear the head off of your shoulders, if you needed that.

When he died, Police & Fire Depts. through the 7 or 8 small towns we passed through all had their vehicles parked along the sides of the road w/ lights flashing.. the Cops & Firemen were hands-over-hearts & hat's-off.... blew me away..
I am a Christian.

Christian does not equal doormat or pushover

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Don't mess with old men, they didn't get old by being stupid

^^^ohyeah^^^



Lot to be said for getting older...we just don't need to say it.

Canadian F


My Granddad walked around for many of the last years of his life w/ his lower legs & feet black from Diabetes (among other issues)... you'd have never known it (we didn't) ...never complained, still got up & worked everyday all day on the same land that I'm on right now.. & would most definitely ring the bell of *ANY* (male) that crossed him.. he was the kind of guy who'd give you the shirt off of his back and his last dollar if you needed it.. or tear the head off of your shoulders, if you needed that.

When he died, Police & Fire Depts. through the 7 or 8 small towns we passed through all had their vehicles parked along the sides of the road w/ lights flashing.. the Cops & Firemen were hands-over-hearts & hat's-off.... blew me away..
 Quoting: ScrumpTheTexan


Your gramps sounded like What the world seems to be lacking.

Good old boys with good values
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Bullshit.

You stupid old dickheads don't know how to let go of the past, hanging on with tight fists like its gonna save your life or something?
All hanging onto the past is gonna do is, drag you down with it, and anyone that your holding onto.

Your has been's that cannot handle the future.

Its 2010 AD, not 2010 BC.

Evolve yourself idiot's.
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Don't mess with old men, they didn't get old by being stupid

^^^ohyeah^^^



Lot to be said for getting older...we just don't need to say it.

Canadian F


My Granddad walked around for many of the last years of his life w/ his lower legs & feet black from Diabetes (among other issues)... you'd have never known it (we didn't) ...never complained, still got up & worked everyday all day on the same land that I'm on right now.. & would most definitely ring the bell of *ANY* (male) that crossed him.. he was the kind of guy who'd give you the shirt off of his back and his last dollar if you needed it.. or tear the head off of your shoulders, if you needed that.

When he died, Police & Fire Depts. through the 7 or 8 small towns we passed through all had their vehicles parked along the sides of the road w/ lights flashing.. the Cops & Firemen were hands-over-hearts & hat's-off.... blew me away..


Your gramps sounded like What the world seems to be lacking.

Good old boys with good values
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Amen and God bless for both Scrump's grandfather and 959284's response.

Canadian F

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:Canadian F::State of Texas:

"Misunderestimating is only 5/4 th's of the problem"!

"Some choose to hear, few decide to listen".

"Question what you know and know why you question".

"GLP will never be the sane...uhhh...same".

"The markets will determine the fate of government intervention, not government intervening in the market".
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Bullshit.

You stupid old dickheads don't know how to let go of the past, hanging on with tight fists like its gonna save your life or something?
All hanging onto the past is gonna do is, drag you down with it, and anyone that your holding onto.

Your has been's that cannot handle the future.

Its 2010 AD, not 2010 BC.

Evolve yourself idiot's.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 958747


You sound like a wimp that needs to kiss a mule's ass.
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lmao

Good one, Chawlee.

thumbs

SundayPeace to ya.
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lmao

Good one, Chawlee.

thumbs

SundayPeace to ya.
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Thank ya pard.just got off work and enjoying beer thirty!!!
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Bullshit.

You stupid old dickheads don't know how to let go of the past, hanging on with tight fists like its gonna save your life or something?
All hanging onto the past is gonna do is, drag you down with it, and anyone that your holding onto.

Your has been's that cannot handle the future.

Its 2010 AD, not 2010 BC.

Evolve yourself idiot's.


You sound like a wimp that needs to kiss a mule's ass.
 Quoting: Chawlee



He sounds like an idiot that won't grow old.

Someone, somewhere will punch his ticket sooner rather than later with that fucked up attitude.
Personal responsibility - try it sometime. Quit blaming others for your bad choices. Consequences happen.

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Why was there a drone ?





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