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Mother Earth is Giving Birth

 
Norseman
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Mother Earth is Giving Birth
...to a child. Her labour pains are causing seismic activity all over the world. Fear not, these things were foretold by Jesus of Nazareth as he cried over Jerusalem as they missed their visitation. Take care in these times but especially ensure your salvation. I hear Jesus now. Please don't be late. Just say "Lord Jesus, I am sorry for my mistakes and sins. Please forgive me so that I may be Godly, like you." That's it. With that you can look up and say: Hi, God! and He will answer you.
Anonymous Coward
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04/17/2010 08:44 AM
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Re: Mother Earth is Giving Birth
Giving birth to what?
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Re: Mother Earth is Giving Birth
Giving birth to what?
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Triplet moons
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04/17/2010 08:57 AM
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Re: Mother Earth is Giving Birth
It might seem like triplet moons with all of her activity but I believe she's giving birth to you.





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