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Hoarder on My Land

 
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I thought he was just a drifter, but it's been a few days and he hasn't moved on.

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the black ones are the tastiest!
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lmao



He's just looking for a quick nut.
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I thought he was just a drifter, but it's been a few days and he hasn't moved on.

drblacksq
 Quoting: DoomRaider

Cool!

All of ours here are Squirrel-colored... they look good in black! :)
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Nice av Kaos...." bat country"
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the black ones are the tastiest!
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RACIST!
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lmao



He's just looking for a quick nut.
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Well, there are several ho trees around. He should do well.
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"Your Land???????" Unless you created it, it is no more YOUR land than the critters. hf
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I thought he was just a drifter, but it's been a few days and he hasn't moved on.

drblacksq

Cool!

All of ours here are Squirrel-colored... they look good in black! :)
 Quoting: ScrumpTheTexan



Hiya, Scrump...

He's a big guy. We have lots of grey fox squirrels around here, but this is the first black one I've seen.
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"Your Land???????" Unless you created it, it is no more YOUR land than the critters. hf
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I thought he was just a drifter, but it's been a few days and he hasn't moved on.

drblacksq

Cool!

All of ours here are Squirrel-colored... they look good in black! :)



Hiya, Scrump...

He's a big guy. We have lots of grey fox squirrels around here, but this is the first black one I've seen.
 Quoting: DoomRaider

hi

I've never seen one.

We're lousy with squirrels here though.
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I thought he was just a drifter, but it's been a few days and he hasn't moved on.

drblacksq

Cool!

All of ours here are Squirrel-colored... they look good in black! :)



Hiya, Scrump...

He's a big guy. We have lots of grey fox squirrels around here, but this is the first black one I've seen.

hi

I've never seen one.

We're lousy with squirrels here though.
 Quoting: ScrumpTheTexan



Really? Squirrels aren't welcome in TX? ;)
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I thought he was just a drifter, but it's been a few days and he hasn't moved on.

:drblacksq:
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A Tree planter...
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I thought he was just a drifter, but it's been a few days and he hasn't moved on.

:drblacksq:

Cool!

All of ours here are Squirrel-colored... they look good in black! :)



Hiya, Scrump...

He's a big guy. We have lots of grey fox squirrels around here, but this is the first black one I've seen.
 Quoting: DoomRaider

Common and plentyfull here in Colorado...


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I thought he was just a drifter, but it's been a few days and he hasn't moved on.

drblacksq

Cool!

All of ours here are Squirrel-colored... they look good in black! :)



Hiya, Scrump...

He's a big guy. We have lots of grey fox squirrels around here, but this is the first black one I've seen.

hi

I've never seen one.

We're lousy with squirrels here though.



Really? Squirrels aren't welcome in TX? ;)
 Quoting: DoomRaider

:P

I meant they're EVERYWHERE :)

I'm out in the Country on a pretty big place & there's every kind of game here.. lots of it hf
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the black ones are the tastiest!



RACIST!
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no way!

racist would have been saying something like, "he must be looking to steal the white women!". and i would never say anything like that.

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I thought he was just a drifter, but it's been a few days and he hasn't moved on.

:drblacksq:
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"Funi lusa hushi umpa! Funi lusa hushi umpa," according to their phraseology, the black squirrel is eating the sun!
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I thought he was just a drifter, but it's been a few days and he hasn't moved on.

drblacksq

Cool!

All of ours here are Squirrel-colored... they look good in black! :)



Hiya, Scrump...

He's a big guy. We have lots of grey fox squirrels around here, but this is the first black one I've seen.

Common and plentyfull here in Colorado...


:5:
 Quoting: neverfear



I'm in the Southeast and I've asked around... apparently he's a rarity. I'm hoping he gets frisky with one of the grey fox squirrels and we have a little continuity.


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I thought he was just a drifter, but it's been a few days and he hasn't moved on.

drblacksq

Cool!

All of ours here are Squirrel-colored... they look good in black! :)



Hiya, Scrump...

He's a big guy. We have lots of grey fox squirrels around here, but this is the first black one I've seen.

hi

I've never seen one.

We're lousy with squirrels here though.



Really? Squirrels aren't welcome in TX? ;)

:P

I meant they're EVERYWHERE :)

I'm out in the Country on a pretty big place & there's every kind of game here.. lots of it hf
 Quoting: ScrumpTheTexan


chuckle I was being a smartass. wink

Yeah, me too. Just riding the golf cart around this week, we've seen rabbits, snake, armadillos, opossums, couple of hawks and a couple of turkeys.

Love it.

Course you guys grow 'em bigger in Texas. -sigh- lol
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the black ones are the tastiest!



RACIST!


no way!

racist would have been saying something like, "he must be looking to steal the white women!". and i would never say anything like that.

happydance
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lmao

SHUrrreee, AC!

;)
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The squirrels stashed a cinnamon bun in the roof of my porch so I'm ready.
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He's a squirrel in black there to warn you not to post alien stories on GLP.
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drblacksq

"Funi lusa hushi umpa! Funi lusa hushi umpa," according to their phraseology, the black squirrel is eating the sun!
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kewl... AC, how did you know that I am related to the choctaw tribe? spock

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The Black Squirrel Is Eating the Sun!

At the beginning there was a great mound. It was called Nanih Wiya. It was from this mound that the Creator fashioned the first of the people. These people crawled through a long, dark cave into daylight. They became the first Choctaw.

Eclipse of the sun blamed on black squirrel (Choctaw) In Choctaw history, solar eclipses were attributed to black squirrels, or a black squirrel, supposed to be eating the luminary, and they must be driven off if mankind were still to enjoy the heat and light. Cushman says: The Choctaw . . . attributed an eclipse of the sun to a black squirrel, whose eccentricities often led it into mischief, and, among other things, that of trying to eat up the sun at different intervals. When thus inclined, they believed, which was confirmed by long experience, that the only effective means to prevent so fearful a catastrophe befalling the world as the blotting out of that indispensable luminary, was to favor the little, black epicure with a first-class scare; therefore, whenever he manifested an inclination to indulge in a meal on the sun, every ingenuity was called into requisition to give him a genuine fright so that he would be induced, at least, to postpone his meal on the sun at that particular time and seek a lunch elsewhere. As soon, therefore, as the sun began to draw its lunar veil over its face, the cry was heard from every mount from the Dan to the Beersheba of their then wide extended territory, echoing from hill to dale, "Funi lusa hushi umpa!

Funi lusa hushi umpa," according to our phraseology, the black squirrel is eating the sun! Then and there was heard a sound of tumult by day in the Choctaw Nation for the space of an hour or two. Far exceeding that said to have been heard by night in Belgium's Capital, and sufficient in the conglomeration of discordant tones terrific, if heard by the distant, little, fastidious squirrel, to have made him lose forever afterward all relish for a mess of suns for an early or late dinner.

The shouts of the women and children mingling with the ringing of discordant bells as the vociferous pounding and beating of earsplitting tin pans and cups mingling in "wild confusion worse confounded," yet in sweet unison with a first-class orchestra of yelping, howling, barking dogs gratuitously thrown in by the innumerable and highly excited curs, produced a din, which even a "Funi lusa," had he heard it, could scarcely have endured even to have indulged in a nibble or two of the sun, though urged by the demands of a week's fasting.

But during the wild scene the men were not idle spectators, or indifferent listeners. Each stood a few paces in front of his cabin door with no outward manifestation of excitement whatever - so characteristic of the Indian warrior but with his trusty rifle in hand, which so oft had proved a friend sincere in many hours of trial, which he loaded and fired in rapid succession at the distant, devastating squirrel, with the same coolness and calm deliberation that he did when shooting at his game. More than once have I witnessed the fearful yet novel scene. When it happened to be the time of a total eclipse of the sun, a sufficient evidence that the little, black epicure meant business in regard to having a square meal, though it took the whole sun to furnish it, then indeed there were sounds of revelry and tumult unsurpassed by any ever heard before, either in "Belgium" or elsewhere.

Then the women shrieked and redoubled their efforts upon the tin pans, which, under the desperate blows, strained every vocal organ to do its utmost and whole duty in loud response, while the excited children screamed and beat their tin cups, and the sympathetic dogs (whose name was legion) barked and howled - all seemingly determined not to fall the one behind the other in their duty since the occasion demanded it; while the warriors still stood in profound and meditative silence, but firm and undaunted, as they quickly loaded and fired their rifles, each time taking deliberate aim, if perchance the last shot might prove the successful one; then, as the moon's shadow began to move from the disk of the sun, the joyful shout was heard above the mighty din "Funi-lusa-osh mahlatah! " The black squirrel is frightened.

But the din remained unabated until the sun again appeared in its usual splendor, and all nature again assumed its harmonious course
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The squirrels stashed a cinnamon bun in the roof of my porch so I'm ready.
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lol

I. Hear. You!

How long before it's fermented?
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He's a squirrel in black there to warn you not to post alien stories on GLP.
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DAMN! hiding
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I've never seen one.

We're lousy with squirrels here though.



Really? Squirrels aren't welcome in TX? ;)

:P

I meant they're EVERYWHERE :)

I'm out in the Country on a pretty big place & there's every kind of game here.. lots of it hf


chuckle I was being a smartass. wink

Yeah, me too. Just riding the golf cart around this week, we've seen rabbits, snake, armadillos, opossums, couple of hawks and a couple of turkeys.

Love it.

Course you guys grow 'em bigger in Texas. -sigh- lol
 Quoting: DoomRaider

;)

I love it too.

I moved out here almost 2 yrs ago after a lifetime in and around Dallas.

We've got feral hogs (up to 300 lbs here), deer, bobcat, coyotes (lots), & every kind of small game.. plus there are 5 stocked tanks on this place :)

I left my place in Rockwall a couple of years ago intending to come here for just a short time, & then decided to stay & commute... if TSHTF, it's a good place to be.

Also, I can't stand Dallas traffic now that I've been here... no reason to leave hf

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I love it too.

I moved out here almost 2 yrs ago after a lifetime in and around Dallas.

We've got feral hogs (up to 300 lbs here), deer, bobcat, coyotes (lots), & every kind of small game.. plus there are 5 stocked tanks on this place :)

I left my place in Rockwall a couple of years ago intending to come here for just a short time, & then decided to stay & commute... if TSHTF, it's a good place to be.

Also, I can't stand Dallas traffic now that I've been here... no reason to leave hf
 Quoting: ScrumpTheTexan



We have the same (again, just smaller... lol).

Don't blame you a bit!

I don't care to ever be a citygirl.





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