Obama meets Mohammed

Obama dies and finds himself before the Pearly Gates.

He is very excited; all his life he's had a secret wish & longed to
meet the Prophet Mohammed.

Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven, Barack meets a man with a
beard.

'Are you Mohammed?' he asks.

'No, my son. I am Peter. Mohammed is higher up.' Peter then points to
a ladder that rises into the clouds.

Delighted that Mohammed should be higher than Peter, Obama climbs the
ladder in great strides,

Climbs through the clouds coming to a room where he meets another
bearded man.

He asks again, 'Are you Mohammed?

'No, I am Moses. Mohammed is higher still.'

Exhausted, but with a heart full of joy he climbs the ladder yet
again,

He discovers an even larger room where he meets another man with a
beard.

Full of hope, he asks again, 'Are you Mohammed?

'No, I am Jesus... You will find Mohammed higher up.'

Mohammed higher than Jesus! Man! Obama can hardly contain his delight
and climbs and climbs, ever higher. Once again, he reaches a larger
room where he meets a man with a beard and repeats his question: Are
you Mohammed?...' he gasps as he is, by now, totally out of breath
from all his climbing.

'No, my son....I am Almighty God. But you look exhausted. Would you
like a cup of coffee..?'

'Yes! Please, my Lord'

God looks behind him, claps his hands and yells out: 'Hey Mohammed--
two coffees!'

Keep your trust in God; Your government has failed you miserably.