BRKG NEWS: Duane is awesome!

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Youtube user comments:

xmrwaffles2
After seeing this video I have lost 200 pounds.
Thank you Daune!

rushnerd
The man, the myth, the legend.

LizardHouse
Duane Facts:

-By age 12, Duane had already impregnated 56 women.
-Duane cured youtube user "Firedeoxys" of his AIDS.
-Duane taught Jesus how to walk on water.
-The mere presence of Duane causes some women to faint, become uncontrollably sexually aroused, and in rare cases, bleed profusely from the vagina.
-The Oxford dictionary has revised the definition of the word Awesome. The word awesome now means: 1. Duane. 2. Exhibiting qualities similar to Duane. 3. Duane-like.

illCrackYoFace
I just got served on so many different levels