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[quote:Anonymous Coward 80009983:MV80ODk3MjQyXzg5NDc4ODE1X0U3QzgwNDVE] [quote:Anonymous Coward 79901725:MV80ODk3MjQyXzg5NDUxNzU2XzE2MzlDQjM0] Why don't you tell "God" not to literally be forcing so much misery, pain and suffering on this world. People are breaking and God seems to have gone on vacation while the world literally burns. yeah. But God says stop wanking? lol nice priorities. wow. You know what I find insufferably annoying and arrogant? People claiming to speak for God. Go fuck yourself dude. [/quote] Have you even read a full sentence out of the Bible? Jesus died for our sins. Do you think he did that so we can be lawless and full of sin and still get a ticket to heaven? I think a grape might be bigger then you’re brain. Common sense google it! [/quote]
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Message from God: Stop it NOW
Two days ago I was at work, semi-tranced doing same monotonous thing night after night.
And it just streamed into me as from above:
The time to stop with the Porn and Masturbation is NOW.
Cold Turkey.
Repent and be done with it.
There is a "boat" and if you want to be on it, you're going to need to be fap/porn free.
It takes a good while to get it all out of your system, so the clock is ticking towards the cut-off.
I've heard 1 year before you've restored yourself from Porn's clutches.
Make fun of me or whatever for admitting I've got a Porn problem, I don't care...
I want on the boat.
I hope to see you there.
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