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[quote:Anonymous Coward 79119572:MV80ODk3MjQyXzg5NDczMzU3X0I2RkVDODk1] [quote:Anonymous Coward 80449342:MV80ODk3MjQyXzg5NDczMjYxXzc1NzI1NDU0] [quote:Anonymous Coward 7619782:MV80ODk3MjQyXzg5NDcyNTM0X0M1OUMyNTdF] [quote:The_Meridian:MV80ODk3MjQyXzcyOUZBQ0Iy] [b][i][u]Message from God: Stop it NOW[/u][/i][/b] Two days ago I was at work, semi-tranced doing same monotonous thing night after night. And it just streamed into me as from above: The time to stop with the Porn and Masturbation is NOW. Cold Turkey. Repent and be done with it. There is a "boat" and if you want to be on it, you're going to need to be fap/porn free. It takes a good while to get it all out of your system, so the clock is ticking towards the cut-off. I've heard 1 year before you've restored yourself from Porn's clutches. Make fun of me or whatever for admitting I've got a Porn problem, I don't care... I want on the boat. I hope to see you there. [/quote] Porn is Satanic for the following reasons: 1) it creates compulsion (meaning your mind/conscience both shut down until the urge is satisfied) 2) it is unnatural 3) it makes you WEAK (you're watching guys fuck girls...you're literally behaving like a CUCK) 4) it attracts demons 5) it saps you of divine energy 6) it's dirty 7) it's shameful (if your ancestors are watching you, you can be sure that they are 100% judging you harshly) 8) it's pathetic (you always feel pitiful after...because you know what you did is sad) 9) porn was created and is run by THEM...yes...you know who I'm talking about. The Jesus hating demons. 10) it wastes precious TIME... [/quote] I'm no fan of porn but Jesus Fucking Christ you people are the dumbest of the dumb. what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul. [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpuRcmPnSTM [/youtube] [/quote] Its also ghey because yourehaving sex with your hand. And if you are married it is 100% adultery and cheating! [/quote]
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Message from God: Stop it NOW
Two days ago I was at work, semi-tranced doing same monotonous thing night after night.
And it just streamed into me as from above:
The time to stop with the Porn and Masturbation is NOW.
Cold Turkey.
Repent and be done with it.
There is a "boat" and if you want to be on it, you're going to need to be fap/porn free.
It takes a good while to get it all out of your system, so the clock is ticking towards the cut-off.
I've heard 1 year before you've restored yourself from Porn's clutches.
Make fun of me or whatever for admitting I've got a Porn problem, I don't care...
I want on the boat.
I hope to see you there.
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