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Panty sales soaring as CDC says panties can be used as masks
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[quote:Anonymous Coward 25086901:MV80NDQ1MjQ1XzgwOTM3NjU2X0U0NTkyQUZG] [quote:Sir France's Beercan:MV80NDQ1MjQ1X0M5QTBGNTUw] The CDC has just announced that panties, provided they are worn properly are acceptable as COVID masks. A spokesman said: ‘As long as the gusset of the panties is positioned over the nose and mouth of the wearer, they provided sufficient protection from airborne particles’ Sales in certain states have skyrocketed on the news, with rumours of used panty vending machines cropping up to take advantage of the situation. [/quote] Would gratefully request an English translation for those in the America's...what is the 'gusset' of the panties? [/quote]
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The CDC has just announced that panties, provided they are worn properly are acceptable as COVID masks.
A spokesman said:
‘As long as the gusset of the panties is positioned over the nose and mouth of the wearer, they provided sufficient protection from airborne particles’
Sales in certain states have skyrocketed on the news, with rumours of used panty vending machines cropping up to take advantage of the situation.
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