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Can I be Jesus' wife?
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[quote:Anonymous Coward 76447692:MV8zODA2NTM3XzY4MzU2MDU4X0YyNTIwOEM5] [quote:Anonymous Coward 75837404:MV8zODA2NTM3XzY4MzU2MDAwXzgxRkU3NEJF] [quote:Daniel 10:21 76447692:MV8zODA2NTM3XzY4MzU1OTc2XzNBQjhEMzJE] [quote:Anonymous Coward 75837404:MV8zODA2NTM3XzY4MzU1OTMyXzU5QjlEMjMw] [quote:Michael 76447692:MV8zODA2NTM3XzY4MzU1OTE5X0ZDNUQ2OTNB] [quote:Anonymous Coward 75837404:MV8zODA2NTM3XzY4MzU1ODc4X0RDQzI5NDFE] [quote:Anonymous Coward 76447692:MV8zODA2NTM3XzY4MzU1ODY5X0IyREU5NUNB] [quote:Anonymous Coward 76456615:MV8zODA2NTM3XzY4MzUyMDk4X0QxODVEMDky] [quote:Anonymous Coward 74960854:MV8zODA2NTM3XzY4MzUxMDMwXzM3MDQxRkM0] [quote:TheExBunkerBill:MV8zODA2NTM3XzY4MzUwODc1Xzk1QUQxODky] Become a nun. Then you can be a bride of Christ. [/quote] No!! Repent!! Be baptized in the name of the Lord Jesus Christ for the remission of sins and receive the Holy Ghost!! I'm a man! A born again in the Holy Spirit of the one true living God by the precious blood of the only begotten of the Father, Jesus Christ. And my vessel is being sanctified for the glory of God and His kingdom that is to come. And I am grafted into spiritual Israel and as a bridesmaid I await the bridegroom for the wedding of the body of Christ. When Christ who is our life shall appear, we too shall appear with Him in glory. Hallelujah, to the King of Kings. Nowhere in the Word of God does it say to become a nun!! Nowhere!! [/quote] Canadians say the strangest stuff. Can I get a Green Lantern ring as well as the Holy Ghost? [/quote] I heard he had a nun porn addicktion for awhile...but didnt make it a habit.. Eh? Eh? Funny...Like I keep saying. Wait till you see the punch line. Jim jones aint got shit on me. [/quote] You're not funny and you will regret your disrespectful words. [/quote] Sure I am. You just dont know the joke. Jesus doesnt need you to defend him. Hes got someone for that. And thhat person is not you. Yes really. [/quote] You will fall to your knees and you will confess with your disrespectful mouth that Jesus is Lord. [/quote] So will you. I have been in another to raise the dead when he CALLS JESUS CHRIST and then, I gave said breath of life, written in your instruction manual. When you can say the same honestly, as I am doing to you now. Then I will accept your rebuke. But as it is. Fuck off. Before you make me angry. I dont need to know you to touch you. You profess christ. Then you should also know not to mess with his servants/warriors. He is much less tight ass than you think. [/quote] :RUMAD-bro: :yep-butthurt: Get mad you disrespectful reprobate! :epiclol: [/quote] Lol no Im smiling now...Enjoy your heart attack. Usually takes three days. Ill try not to make it fatal...Depends on what stuff your really made of. Guess well find out..well, you will, be sure to come back in a week telling me how nothing happened lol. Ps. Being a churchie is NOT the same thing as being a christian...as you and the church are about to find out..lol..be sure to talk shit later, when Im on your tell lie vision.. Tell the nurses high....It starts with a tightness and shortness of breath because your weak ass heart cant pump enough blood. Mine is so strong, after 4 heart attack, I simply regrew new veins..not quite as big as the origina but enough to do the job. Much like me turning this imaginary key is good enough to get you done. Be sure to pray to Jesus while its happening...as I said, Ill try not to make it fatal.. But youve got syrup on your pancakes..I can tell. [/quote]
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I wanna be His best friend at least
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