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Can I be Jesus' wife?
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[quote:Michael 76447692:MV8zODA2NTM3XzY4MzU1OTE5X0ZDNUQ2OTNB] [quote:Anonymous Coward 75837404:MV8zODA2NTM3XzY4MzU1ODc4X0RDQzI5NDFE] [quote:Anonymous Coward 76447692:MV8zODA2NTM3XzY4MzU1ODY5X0IyREU5NUNB] [quote:Anonymous Coward 76456615:MV8zODA2NTM3XzY4MzUyMDk4X0QxODVEMDky] [quote:Anonymous Coward 74960854:MV8zODA2NTM3XzY4MzUxMDMwXzM3MDQxRkM0] [quote:TheExBunkerBill:MV8zODA2NTM3XzY4MzUwODc1Xzk1QUQxODky] Become a nun. Then you can be a bride of Christ. [/quote] No!! Repent!! Be baptized in the name of the Lord Jesus Christ for the remission of sins and receive the Holy Ghost!! I'm a man! A born again in the Holy Spirit of the one true living God by the precious blood of the only begotten of the Father, Jesus Christ. And my vessel is being sanctified for the glory of God and His kingdom that is to come. And I am grafted into spiritual Israel and as a bridesmaid I await the bridegroom for the wedding of the body of Christ. When Christ who is our life shall appear, we too shall appear with Him in glory. Hallelujah, to the King of Kings. Nowhere in the Word of God does it say to become a nun!! Nowhere!! [/quote] Canadians say the strangest stuff. Can I get a Green Lantern ring as well as the Holy Ghost? [/quote] I heard he had a nun porn addicktion for awhile...but didnt make it a habit.. Eh? Eh? Funny...Like I keep saying. Wait till you see the punch line. Jim jones aint got shit on me. [/quote] You're not funny and you will regret your disrespectful words. [/quote] Sure I am. You just dont know the joke. Jesus doesnt need you to defend him. Hes got someone for that. And thhat person is not you. Yes really. [/quote]
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I wanna be His best friend at least
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